Meow!
The manul looked at the drunk Briquet in front of him and said, "What should we do next?"
Red Envelope crawled out of the manul's swollen fur and said, "Run away, of course!"
The manul let Briquet play with it, so it bribed Briquet with catnip to use the spatial door at home and let Red Envelope come out to play.
When the red packets arrived, the two cats kept feeding Briquet catnip that they had sneakily brought out until Briquet fainted from the catnip.
The whole plan was simple and smooth, but when the manul could really leave, he looked at the endless darkness in front of him and suddenly became afraid.
"Will we be okay if we go out like this? I heard that there are super cats and apostles everywhere. It's very dangerous. "
"What are you afraid of? Come with me. I have a hidden deposit outside, more than 100,000 yuan. I'll take care of you. I promise you'll have food and water. Your life will be a hundred times better than here. " Red Envelope continued to trick Lightning, thinking, My martial arts are still not good. Lightning is not small and can discharge electricity. He'll make a good bodyguard.
In the dark, Red Envelope hid on the manul's back, and the manul led him all the way to a sewer.
Red Envelope knocked on the stone wall of the sewer, and two green lights lit up in the darkness. "Who is it?"
Red Envelope climbed out of the manul's back and stood in front of the manul. "It's me. I want a flight."
The voice in the darkness said, "Haha, Red Boy, weren't you captured by West Elvis? You managed to escape? Impressive. I admire you. "
Red Envelope said, "Cut the crap. Do you still want to do business?"
"Yes, of course. But now the price has increased. You two cats, 50,000 yuan in China. If you fly abroad, 100,000 yuan. "
Red Envelope said angrily, "50,000 yuan? Do you think I'm stupid? "
In the darkness, green lights lit up, as if countless fierce cats were looking at Red Envelope and the manul maliciously. Red Envelope held his breath and immediately shouted, "Do you want to fight? Don't you know who my boss is? This is the manul. Do you know that? The king of the grassland, the lord of the desert, can bite through a five-inch steel pipe. Have you ever seen a five-inch steel pipe? "
"Hehehehe." The voice in the darkness said, "Do you think I haven't watched Animal World? And look at this guy's cowardly look. Did he escape from the zoo? "
Red Envelope turned around and saw that the manul was shivering and its fur was starting to fall off. He immediately cursed in his heart, "Stop shaking, can't you be a bit more fierce? Try to be as fierce as possible. Open your mouth wide and show your teeth. Just remember that you're Zhao Yao, or we're done for today. "
Hearing this, the manul tried its best not to tremble. Then it opened its mouth, revealing its canine teeth, and made a ferocious expression.
Red Envelope turned to the darkness and continued, "What era are we living in? Species doesn't matter. What matters is one's ability. My big brother's ability is lightning. It can reach up to 100 million volts, and it can melt steel. Let me tell you, Big Brother has just been released. When he goes crazy, he even electrocutes himself. "
As he spoke, Red Envelope patted the manul's shoulder and said pretentiously, "Brother, don't get angry. Don't get angry. If you electrocute these cats, the police will come after you."
Then Red Envelope pointed to the cat's shadow in the darkness and said, "Hurry up and arrange a flight for us. Otherwise, if my big brother gets angry, all the cats here will die."
The green eyes in the darkness narrowed, as if trying to determine whether Red Envelope was telling the truth or not. After a moment, it replied, "20,000 yuan, no less. This is our cost price."
"Deal." Red Envelope said, "Do you use Alipay or WeChat? I'll look for your previous account. "
"Both are fine," the voice said. "Where are you going?"
Red Envelope said, "Xiangjiang!"
Manul said, "Wu City!"
The voice was puzzled. "Who do we listen to?"
Red Envelope looked at the shadow in the darkness and cursed in his heart, "Who wants to eat grass with you? But if we quarrel now, we'll be finished." He could only hold back his anger and said, "Of course we listen to my big brother. Let's go to Wu City."
The super cat in the darkness looked at the manul and said, "His appearance is too eye-catching. He can't be shipped by air. Shave his fur and put on some makeup. "
The manul stood in a small room. A cat with a head dyed in five or six colors, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple, stood beside him and said, "Your head is a little too big. Let me think about what kind of hairstyle I should give you."
Red Envelope said, "Try to make it look like a cat. Don't let people find out."
"Don't worry. My previous job was to help Jackie Chan cut hair. I'm a professional." As the colorful cat spoke, he flicked his claws. His claws flashed with a cold light, and a large tuft of fur fell off the manul's body. The fur was even sharper than a sword.
Half an hour later, the ground was covered with a large patch of fur.
In front of Red Envelope, the manul looked completely new. There was not a single hair on its skin.
The colorful cat shouted, "How is it? You look exactly like a Pharaoh cat. No one will find out that you are a manul! "
"My fur! There's not a single one left! " After looking in the mirror, the manul opened its mouth and roared at the colorful cat, "I'm going to eat you!"
"Don't get excited! Don't get excited, boss! "Red Envelope immediately stopped him and said," It looks good, really. It's actually quite good. This is a trend. It's very popular among cats abroad now. "
…
A few hours later, Red Envelope was sent directly to the plane in the air box used for pets. After entering the cargo hold of the plane, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. "I've finally left Zhao Yao, that devil, and Lightning, that fool. Fortunately, I secretly changed my destination. Humph, when I get to Xiangjiang, with my ability, I can easily earn hundreds of millions … "
At that moment, a voice appeared in Red Envelope's ear. "Red Envelope, Red Envelope, it's me. Do you see me?"
Red Envelope frowned and looked outside the air box. He immediately saw the manul, Lightning, who was also in the air box.
Lightning said happily, "You're too careless. You even got the wrong place. It's clearly Wushi. How did you end up in Xiangjiang? Fortunately, I helped you change it. Otherwise, we would have been separated. "
Red Envelope: "?"
Lightning continued to say, "You're really resourceful. You actually found such a way. When we get there, we'll just have to travel for a while and then I can bring you to the grasslands, the Gobi, and the snowy mountains. I'll let you see the scenery of my hometown …"
At that moment, another white cat in the air box said, "Are you going back to your hometown?"
Lightning said, "Yes, yes. Are you from there too?"
The white cat replied, "I'm not. I'm going on a trip."
"Is there anything fun over there?" Another cat said, "I'm going with the poop scooper. Can any of you introduce us to each other?"
Under Lightning's lead, the entire cargo hold suddenly became noisy. The super-powered cats began to chat.
Red Envelope frowned as he listened to Lightning's nagging along the way. He closed his eyes and thought to himself, "A bunch of country bumpkins. When I get off the plane, I'll get rid of you."
…
In Zhao Yao's house, Briquet was lying on the ground. She glanced up slightly and saw that in the endless darkness, a peerless devil was looking at her with blood-red eyes.
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