In the KFC store, Xiao Ming was wearing a coat that he had picked up. He lowered his head and sat in his seat.
He was already in debt. Last month, Boss Matsuo had helped him become a salesperson for the lending platform. He even became the star employee with the best performance for the first week.
Who knew that Matsuo would run away the next week, and the entire lending platform would collapse as well? It was a pity that he didn't even get his first month's salary, let alone a commission. He was even chased by some customers who had deposited money into their financial products.
"Sigh, a loser like me should just kill myself."
Just then, a piping hot burger was placed in front of him. Xiao Ming raised his head and said subconsciously, "I don't have money to buy a burger …"
But he saw Black Skin smiling at him. "Eat up, my good brother. Thanks to you, I borrowed money from my fellow villagers. I don't have to pay them back now. I've made a lot of money. I'm working here. This burger is leftover today. I've paid for it. Eat it. "
Xiao Ming was so touched that he ate the burger. He shouted in his heart, "In the new year, I must work hard to make money and become the richest person in the world."
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In Xiao Yu's house, Xiao Yu, who had been watching the Spring Festival Gala with her parents, had already fallen asleep. Her parents carried her back to bed. Saliva dripped from the corner of her mouth as she mumbled, "I'll definitely grow up to be a great beauty."
Fish Balls and Coarse Noodles had eaten the canned food that was specially fed to them on New Year's Eve. They lay under Xiao Yu's bed obediently and fell asleep at some point in time.
Fish Balls lay on the ground and snored. "I'm the Sun God …"
Coarse Noodles lay on the ground with his head on his front paws. He suddenly sniffed. "Who pooped?"
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On the other side, Zhao Yao drove home after accompanying his parents and sister for New Year's Eve dinner. In fact, if it weren't for the fact that his family needed his car today, he would have directly returned through the dimensional portal.
When he drove into the residential area, he found that the access control at the entrance of the residential area had been opened. There was no one in the security room.
He frowned strangely. "Didn't they say that someone was on duty today? Did they go for New Year's Eve dinner too? "However, it was understandable. Zhao Yao continued parking the car and went upstairs.
In a corner that he did not see, the security guard in the security room had fallen to the ground and was fast asleep.
Zhao Yao opened the door, and the excitement that he expected did not appear. He took a step forward and almost stepped on Uncle Egg, who was lying at the door.
He took a few more steps forward and found that the hot pot in the living room had been emptied. There were all kinds of dipping sauces on the table. The beef, lamb, and fish had all been eaten.
The super-powered cats were lying on the ground, snoring loudly. Even Bai Quan and Nanako had returned to their rooms to sleep.
"I'll sleep after I'm full …" Zhao Yao didn't wake them up for the sake of the Lunar New Year. He quietly cleaned up the table and took a shower. Suddenly, he yawned.
"It's been a busy day. Let's sleep early."
Lying in the bedroom with his eyes closed, Zhao Yao felt his consciousness getting more and more blurry. Just when this blurriness reached its limit, suddenly there was a bright light in front of him. He couldn't help but open his eyes. In front of him was a white ceiling, and his nose was filled with the smell of disinfectant. He looked down slightly and found himself in a ward.
"Hmm? I remember, I was sleeping at home. How did I suddenly appear here? "Zhao Yao wanted to rub his confused head, but he suddenly found that he could not move his body.
"Hmm?"
"What's going on?"
"How come I can't feel my body?"
Zhao Yao found that although he could look left and right, up and down, he could not move his body at all. Or rather, his brain could not move at all. It was only his consciousness that felt like he was looking at the outside world. The maximum range of his vision could only see the ceiling and the top of the walls. He could not see how he looked like lying on the bed.
"What the hell is going on!!!"
Just as he was starting to panic, the door of the ward was opened. A person carrying a fruit basket slowly walked to his bedside.
"Hmm, who is this?"
Zhao Yao looked at the man's appearance. His face was overly delicate, and his black hair was casually combed. He looked as handsome as a star.
Although he felt like he did not know this man at all, he felt that he looked familiar.
At this moment, he heard the man say, "You've been sleeping for two years, right? Who would have thought that when you went to bed on New Year's Eve, you would turn around and bury your head in a pool of cat pee on the bed? You almost drowned. Sigh, I don't know which cat peed on your bed. Although you tried your best to treat it, you became a vegetable. Two years have passed since then. "
"Ah?! Are you talking about me? That's impossible. Are you talking to yourself? " Zhao Yao's consciousness swayed, but he found that he could finally see the person on the bed clearly. It was really him lying on the bed. His eyes were closed, and he looked like he was sleeping soundly.
Zhao Yao shouted crazily in his consciousness, "How is this possible? Is this a prank? Why am I lying in the hospital like this? And why did I drown in cat pee? What the hell is this? Is there a more embarrassing way to die in this world?! "
The boy in front of the bed sighed, grabbed Zhao Yao's hand, and said, "Brother, will you wake up or not? I'm getting married in a few days. How good would it be if you could attend my wedding? "
"Brother?" Zhao Yao was stunned. He carefully looked at the boy in front of the bed, and immediately felt cold sweat all over his body. "This face … this face … is this guy Zhao Xue? Two years have passed, and she has become a man? Are you kidding me? What have you been doing for the past two years? "
"I really want you to see me now." Zhao Xue touched Zhao Yao's palm and said, "Your sister has grown into a real man. Whether it's the upper body or the lower body, she is 100% a man."
"F * ck this!!!" Zhao Yao's body, which was lying on the bed, shook with excitement under the roar of his consciousness. Zhao Xue looked at him in surprise and said, "Brother, are you going to wake up?"
Zhao Xue shouted towards the door, "Aunt Xiaoyu, my brother is moving!"
"What?" The door of the ward was opened. A girl with a height of 1.8 meters, a 36D bust, an oval face, and big eyes walked in. She looked at Zhao Yao and said, "Zhao Yao? Are you awake? "
Zhao Xue said in shock, "Why is my brother's mouth bleeding?"
Zhao Yao roared in his consciousness, "Are you kidding me? How could this be Xiaoyu? In two years, even if you take hormones every day, you can't grow like this, right? Did you change your brain? "
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