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Chapter 33

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Teleportation, Psychokinesis, and this kind of puppet ability that can directly control the human body. Bai Quan looked at Zhao Yao's back and thought, This … Just teleportation alone is already powerful enough, and now there's also Psychokinesis and Puppet Technique …

The moment Zhao Yao opened the door, a suffocating smell instantly rushed over. Zhao Yao covered his nose and mouth and said angrily, "What's going on? Whose poop is so smelly? "

It turned out that after he opened the door, he was assaulted by a horrible sour and stinky smell of poop. Zhao Yao could say with certainty that he had been in the world of poop shoveling for almost a year, but he had never encountered such stinky poop.

Matcha had already run out, meowing, "Zhao Yao, it's Mango! Mango has diarrhea, and the automatic toilet made electric roasted poop! "

Zhao Yao looked at Matcha, who was running to the door, but he slammed the door shut, allowing Matcha to keep knocking on the other side of the door.

"Sorry, Matcha, this smell is too shocking. It's completely a weapon of destruction."

The automatic cat toilet used an electric shovel to shovel away cat poop, then flush, heat, and spray to dry.

However, if the cat had diarrhea, it obviously couldn't be shoveled away with an electric shovel. This would cause the cat poop to be flushed, heated, and sprayed together, forming the phenomenon of electric roasted poop.

And now, his house had been occupied by the smell of the heated electric roasted poop.

Thinking of the sour smell just now, Zhao Yao had a helpless look on his face.

Zhao Yao turned to look at Y'lisabet. "Y'lisabet, you …" He was just about to let Y'lisabet control Bai Quan to clean up the cat poop inside, but he found that Y'lisabet had already vomited cat food and fainted on his shoulder.

"Really? She fainted?"

At this moment, Bai Quan immediately found that he had regained his ability to move. Although he was also uncomfortable from the smell, he still immediately realized that this was an opportunity. He instantly held his breath and entered stealth mode again.

"Hey! You! "

Seeing Zhao Yao's shouting appearance, Bai Quan smiled slightly, but before he could do anything, he felt an invisible force suddenly hit his chest, sending him flying three to four meters away and falling to the ground.

There was a burning pain in his chest, and Bai Quan felt as if his lungs had been blown up. Every breath he took was extremely difficult, and he was completely unable to maintain his ability. Thus, he revealed his body once again.

This time, it was Zhao Yao who kicked him a few times in the time halt.

Looking at Zhao Yao, who had walked up to him, Bai Quan said with difficulty, "What a strong psychokinesis."

Zhao Yao ignored him and looked helplessly at Y'lisabet, who was still unconscious on his shoulder. He thought to himself, "Y'lisabet."

In the next moment, he had already switched his ability to Y'lisabet. Looking at Bai Quan on the ground, a faint red light flashed in his eyes. But …

"I failed … sigh … 60 degrees of loyalty."

After that, he tried two more times and finally succeeded. Fortunately, he was ruthless this time. Bai Quan couldn't even get up by himself, nor could he hold his breath. This allowed Zhao Yao to use his ability again and again until he succeeded.

Bai Quan felt his body stiffen once again. Something seemed to have squeezed into his brain, and he lost control of his body.

"It's this feeling again. I can actually control my body directly …"

Then, under Bai Quan's indignant gaze, he was controlled by Zhao Yao to clean up the dry and hot electric roasted feces in the cat toilet.

Y'lisabet also woke up a few minutes later. Looking at the two cats and one person hiding far away on the other side of the house, Bai Quan felt even more indignant.

Only a little blue British Shorthair, Mango, stood next to him with a curious expression. From time to time, he would smell Bai Quan's scent, as if he was very curious about this stranger.

Mango was obviously unaware of the disaster he had caused. He was even very happy that the house was filled with his scent.

The scent that Bai Quan's nose smelled was basically like a person who had diarrhea and added a dead rat into the toilet bowl. Then, he took out a bowl and put it in the microwave for ten minutes.

It made him feel like every cell in his body was about to explode.

On the other side, Zhao Yao sighed in his consciousness. "It seems that the automatic cat toilet isn't omnipotent. If someone has diarrhea, not only is it difficult to clean up, but it will also spread the fecal stench throughout the room."

Y'lisabet requested, "Zhao Yao, this kind of public toilet is too disgusting. From today onwards, you must arrange a private toilet for me. Also, I want my own bedroom. "

"Hahahaha." Matcha sneered and said, "You long-haired fatty, have you forgotten that you stuck poop on your butt hair last time? You still have the nerve to dislike Mango? "

Y'lisabet raised her eyebrows. As a long-haired cat, she was indeed more likely to get poop on her body than short-haired cats. This had always been the thing that she hated the most.

Now that she heard Matcha say it on the spot, her eyes flashed red. Matcha, who was at the side, had already started to slap her head.

"Slave, watch your tone. Also, stay away from me. You stink of poop. "

"At least I didn't run out with poop on my butt."

"Okay, okay, stop messing around," Zhao Yao said.

Half an hour later, they finally finished dealing with the cat poop, and all the windows in the house were opened.

Bai Quan was controlled to the window, and Zhao Yao hid a dozen meters away. He covered his nose and said with a look of disgust, "Tell me, how did you get your ability, and why did you attack me?"

Obviously, Bai Quan's body was now stained with the smell of cat poop, but he seemed to be used to it. When he heard Zhao Yao's question, he looked at Zhao Yao with a serious face and said, "My ability was bestowed by the Oracle of the House of Brothers …"

Zhao Yao frowned. "House of Brothers?" A look of surprise appeared on his face. "Gays can actually have superpowers?"

"Who said we're gay!" Bai Quan shouted. "We're an organization that worships and prays to God!"

Zhao Yao, Matcha, and Y'lisabet were all at a loss.

Following Bai Quan's narration, Zhao Yao learned that his ability did not come from himself, but from an organization called the House of Brothers.

In Zhao Yao's opinion, this House of Brothers was a downright multi-level marketing and cult organization. It gathered a large number of unemployed people and stayed together. Every day, they prayed, communicated, and hoped that God would bestow them all kinds of happiness.

But what was different from ordinary cults was that there were examples of members of this House of Brothers being bestowed with divine power.

For example, Bai Quan, who was in front of him, was given the ability to be invisible for three hours. Now, after more than three hours, he could no longer be invisible.

At this moment, the mission page on the book jumped slightly, and a new mission appeared.

Side Mission: How can you ignore the evil super-powered cat stirring up the storm?

Mission Objective: Annihilate the House of Brothers and capture the super-powered cat behind the scenes.

Mission Reward: 200 experience points.

Mission Penalty: 200 experience points deducted.

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