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Chapter 284

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Hearing Bun-Hit-Dog's words, Zhao Yao could not help but sweat. He looked at Gaia, who had fainted from the electric shock, and said, "Bring him out. Send him back when he wakes up … Hmm … the next one will be … Hmm, Bun-Hit-Dog, you can stay."

Zhao Yao looked at Bun-Hit-Dog in front of him and tried to make a kind smile. "Bun-Hit-Dog, are you used to living here?"

Behind Bun-Hit-Dog, the sausage bit on one of Gaia's hind legs as if it was dragging a corpse. It dragged Gaia all the way to the door and even knocked Gaia's head against the door of the container.

Zhao Yao twitched his mouth and looked at Bun-Hit-Dog. "Don't be nervous. Just say what you want. We are very democratic here."

Bun-Hit-Dog was a maroon dragon-li cat. It lay in front of Zhao Yao carefully and wagged its tail from time to time. "It's pretty good."

"Hmm, do you have any suggestions for this place? For example, not enough water? You can ask for more raw meat, or anything else. "

"No … I don't have any requests." Bun-Hit-Dog quickly shook its head and said. However, Zhao Yao looked at its wagging tail and felt that it was not telling the truth.

I've talked to two cats in a row, and they're not willing to tell me the truth. Zhao Yao thought for a while, walked up, and picked Bun-Hit-Dog up. As he stroked its back, he said, "Don't be afraid."

As a long-time stray cat, Bun-Hit-Dog naturally refused to be picked up at first. However, as Zhao Yao's palm kept stroking its back and the power of the Noiseless Domain invaded its body, it soon closed its eyes and started snoring.

Zhao Yao asked again, "Relax, we specialize in taking care of cats and making them feel happy. If you want anything, just tell us directly. We will try our best to get it for you."

A hint of struggle flashed across Bun-Hit-Dog's face. It twisted its body and said hesitantly, "Then, is there that …"

"Ah?" Zhao Yao asked, "What?"

Bun-Hit-Dog said shyly, "It's that … that kind of movie where male and female cats exercise together."

Zhao Yao loosened his grip, and Bun-Hit-Dog fell to the ground. He twitched his mouth and said, "Okay, okay, I will give it to you tomorrow."

Bun-Hit-Dog said excitedly, "Then I will wait for you."



After being busy for a few hours, Zhao Yao was lying on his bed. His fingers were constantly tapping on his laptop, searching for … cat movies.

After a few hours of questioning, none of the cats except for Bun-Hit-Dog made any requests or missions.

However, after a random search, Zhao Yao found that the search results were all videos of cats acting cute.

"Who wants these?" After thinking for a while, he posted a post on the forum. "Does anyone have cat porn? There has to be love, there has to be movement, there has to be cats. "

Ten minutes later, when he looked at the post again, he found that he had been banned.

"Damn it. Even this is sealed? " Zhao Yao clicked on Baidu angrily. "I don't believe it. The internet is so big. Is there no cat porn?"

Needless to say, after searching for a while, he really found it.

Zhao Yao stared at the cover in shock. "The Japanese actually specialize in AV movies. I can't afford to offend them."

The next day, Zhao Yao entered the Dimensional Stomach Bag and secretly gave a USB flash drive to Bun-hit-dog. Bun-hit-dog excitedly ran to the computer.

Looking at her blissful figure, Zhao Yao realized that the mission was still incomplete.

"What the hell?" Zhao Yao rubbed his chin and thought, "Is it because I'm a human that these cats don't want to talk to me? What about King George? "

So, Zhao Yao found Matcha and asked her to go into the cat's room to see how the cats in the Dimensional Stomach Bag were doing.

Hearing Zhao Yao's words, Matcha immediately pulled a long face and said, "Eh? You want me to go into the Dimensional Stomach Bag and investigate how those old fogies are doing? "

He laid on the massage chair, turned his face to the side, and said reluctantly, "What's there to investigate about a bunch of bumpkins? It's fine as long as they eat and drink every day."

Zhao Yao rubbed Matcha's fat white belly and said, "Alright, it's only a few hours. When I come back, I'll feed you your favorite canned snack."

"Just talk, don't touch me." Matcha glanced at Zhao Yao's face with disdain and slapped his hand away. "And you want to dismiss me with a canned snack? Do you think I'm an ordinary house cat with no IQ? I'm a Super Cat, the strongest Super Cat in history, the savior of Super Cats. "

The veins on Zhao Yao's forehead twitched. He gritted his teeth and said, "Then what do you want?"

Matcha said, "Hmph, I saw Rice Cake playing PUBG was pretty fun. Zhao Yao, you should buy me a computer to play PUBG."

"Stupid cat, if I don't do anything for a day, you'll start tearing the tiles off the roof." Zhao Yao pressed his palm on Matcha's head. "You've been very arrogant lately. I just asked you to do something and you still want to make requests? Do you still want to inherit the cat cafe? "

As he spoke, he opened his mouth and activated the Dimensional Stomach Bag's ability. "Go in yourself. When you're done, I'll give you canned food."

Matcha felt the murderous aura coming from Zhao Yao's body. Her body trembled and she immediately dove into his mouth.

"Hmph, go ahead. Why are you so fierce?" As she spoke, Matcha wiggled her butt and dove into Zhao Yao's mouth.

With a bang, Matcha fell into the Dimensional Stomach Bag. Opening her eyes, she found Caesar in front of her. He was squatting in the automatic cat toilet, his thick tail raised high in the air, his whole body stiff.

Seeing the sudden appearance of Matcha, Caesar was obviously shocked and wet his feet.

However, he couldn't care less about his wet feet. He immediately ran out of the cat toilet to Matcha and said, "King George? Why are you here? "

"Don't come near me. It stinks." Matcha waved her hand to get him to stay away. However, Zhao Yao's voice sounded in her heart. "Have a better attitude. Ask them what they need. Show more concern for them."

Matcha helplessly rolled her dead fish eyes. She looked at Caesar and said, "I came in to take a look. How are you doing here? Is there anything you need? "

"My whole family is doing well here. The only thing is that the hair on the back of my head is bald. You know that we long-haired cats grow our hair slowly. King George, do you have a way to make my hair grow faster?"

Matcha came to Caesar's back and saw that the back of his head was indeed bald. Although there was a layer of short hair, it was too obvious compared to the surrounding long hair.

"Hmm, is it a little bald?" Matcha licked her chest hair. Suddenly, her eyes lit up. "I have an idea."

He shouted in his heart, "Zhao Yao, send me out."

Two minutes later, Matcha came in front of Caesar again. This time, she had a green hat in her mouth.

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