"Increase my attractiveness? How? "Matcha's eyes lit up instantly.
"Increase …" Zhao Yao looked at Matcha on the ground, from head to toe, and then from toe to head. "No, no, your appearance has reached the peak. You are the best among cats, Wu Yifan among beasts. You can't grow any longer."
"Ah?" Matcha's eyes widened, and she said with some uncertainty, "I know I am handsome, but am I that handsome?"
"Yes." Zhao Yao pointed at the cats in the distance and said, "Look at Yuan Yuan, then look at Mango, then look at yourself … F * ck Mango, stop right now!"
Matcha turned her head to look, and the first thing she saw was Yuan Yuan the cat standing on the table. Her huge belly was hanging down, covering her hind legs. Even the soles of her feet couldn't be seen, just like a big balloon.
He twisted his neck again, and looked at Mango under the table. The latter was chewing on a big piece of toilet paper, trying to eat it, but was pulled out by Zhao Yao.
But as Zhao Yao pulled him, Mango actually started barking.
"F * ck, Mango, where did you learn to bark!"
"I am so f * cking handsome!" Matcha, who saw this scene, said in high spirits, "F * ck, I am such a handsome cat, what kind of female cat can't sleep with me? Zhao Yao, you don't have to tell me. I found that Qian Qian is not worthy of me. I still have to continue waiting for the love that belongs to me. "
Looking at Matcha's back as she left, Zhao Yao pursed his lips and swallowed the words he was about to say back into his stomach.
Where did this mysterious confidence come from? Why does it feel so familiar? Zhao Yao thought to himself, Forget it, this is good. If I send her off like this, at least I can work seriously for another week or two. I'll talk about the idea next time.
Soon, it was time to get off work. Zhao Yao left the computer table, but Rice Cake didn't want to end.
She looked at Zhao Yao with a face full of longing, her eyes wide open, and said pitifully, "Zhao Yao, let's play another round."
"I'm not playing anymore."
"Let's play one last round. If we die, we'll leave immediately."
Zhao Yao was speechless, "Last round my ass, you've already shouted the last round five times."
"No!" Rice Cake rolled back and forth on the table. "This is really the last round. Even if you jump down and die, I'll be satisfied. Let's play this last round! If you don't beat me, I won't be able to sleep tonight! "
Zhao Yao grabbed Rice Cake and walked out with the other cats. "Let's go, let's go back."
…
As soon as the cram school was over, Xiao Yu quickly took out her phone and began to check her WeChat.
Just then, a little fatty squeezed over from behind, looked at Little Yu, and said, "Little Yu, my family bought a new drone. Do you want to go play with it?"
"Not interested. Also … "Little Yu glanced at him and said," I'm not interested in playing with immature boys. Don't talk to me in the future. "
The little fatty immediately said, "My pocket money is 500 a month! I'm no longer the little brat from kindergarten! "
Little Yu said lightly, "I don't like fatties."
Little Fatty froze on the spot as if he had been petrified. Little Yu's words could be said to be a psychological blow to a primary school student.
After killing her male classmate in seconds, Little Yu continued to focus on her phone. What's going on? Why isn't this dumb cat taking the bait? Could it be that I sent too few pictures?
Little Yu originally wanted to use the seductive cat trick to attract the strongest player in the national server, cheat money from him, and squeeze all the value out of him.
To this end, she specially added all kinds of cat related WeChat, public accounts, and Weibo. She looked at all kinds of cat houses, cat friends' photos, and read love experts' analysis and female-oriented novels. Combined with Fish Ball's aesthetic standards, she finally chose a picture of an extremely sweet Ragdoll cat.
The plan was very successful at first, but recently, the dumb cat seemed to be a little indifferent to her.
Little Yu opened WeChat and found that the other party still hadn't sent her a message.
She pressed her thumb repeatedly, wanting to send a message to ask what was going on. Suddenly, she stopped, and a wise light flashed in her eyes.
No, in a fight between a man and a woman, whoever sends a message first loses. I have to maintain the image of a cold goddess. Thinking of this, Little Yu's expression became serious, and she slowly opened WeChat Moments. Let's try this. I've treasured this picture for a long time.
Soon, Little Princess Qian Qian's WeChat ID posted a WeChat Moments. The content was: Later, I finally learned how to love. Unfortunately, you have already gone far away, disappearing in the sea of people.
Below this sentence was a picture of a female Ragdoll cat. It was the sweet Ragdoll cat standing in front of the window, looking out with a melancholy expression.
Not long after Little Yu posted the post, she immediately received a reply.
…
In the Panamera, Matcha and Yuan Yuan were squeezed together in the back seat. Matcha was bored as she scrolled through her WeChat Moments. She sighed in her heart. Sigh, they're all a bunch of vulgar women. Is there no female cat in this world that can match up to me? How are other male cats supposed to live like this?
As he scrolled, he suddenly saw Qian Qian's WeChat Moments.
Yuan Yuan, who was beside Matcha, was also bored as she scrolled through her WeChat Moments. From time to time, she glanced at the WeChat Moments of Y'lisabet, Little Princess Qian Qian, and other female cats.
"Sigh, Qian Qian is very beautiful, but Y'lisabet is right next to me. Also, that Tian Tian in the group is quite cute. Who should I choose?"
"Hmm? Qian Qian updated her WeChat Moments again? "
In Little Yu's home, Fish Balls took advantage of the fact that there was no one at home to lie down on Little Yu's bed. At this time, he saw Little Princess Qian Qian's WeChat Moments.
The moment he saw this WeChat Moments, a message flashed through the three cats' minds like lightning. In the end, it turned into a single sentence that exploded in the minds of Matcha, Yuan Yuan, and Fish Balls.
"She must be saying this to me!"
Matcha shook her head helplessly. With a bitter expression, she replied to Qian Qian's WeChat Moments, "Qian Qian, I'm sorry. You're a good cat, but we're not compatible."
Yuan Yuan opened her mouth and stuck out her tongue. She happily waved her paws and excitedly typed, "Qian Qian, I haven't disappeared. I'm right here. I've been waiting for you. From the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you. Please marry me!"
After waiting for a while, the other party didn't reply. Yuan Yuan couldn't help but switch back to her WeChat Moments, only to find that he couldn't see her WeChat Moments.
He immediately sent a private message, "Qian Qian, why did you block me from your WeChat Moments? Don't be afraid. I've been waiting for you. I'll love you forever! "
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