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Chapter 137

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As the spatial ripples appeared from Zhao Yao's mouth, Briquet crawled out with a curious expression. It looked left and right, as if trying to confirm something.

Seeing Briquet crawling out of his mouth, Zhao Yao immediately understood. "This is … Briquet. After you devoured yourself, you came out from my side?"

"Yes." Briquet nodded and said, "I think I can choose to come out from your side when I go out."

"I see." Zhao Yao's eyes flashed. "I've thought about it before. We can already establish a stable teleportation channel between us. Anything can be swallowed by one side and spat out by the other.

With self-devouring, it's equivalent to being able to teleport to another location at any time. "

"Great." Zhao Yao understood that Briquet's Dimensional Stomach Pouch was the best escape tool. Not only could he hide inside, he could also use the Dimensional Stomach Pouch to escape to another location.

Next, Zhao Yao let Briquet try again. To his disappointment, when he switched to Matcha or Y'lisabet's ability, Briquet could not come out of his mouth.

"Is it because my abilities can't be used simultaneously?" Zhao Yao patted his head and thought to himself, There's nothing I can do about it. But this is already impressive enough.

Next, Zhao Yao ordered some canned food, compressed biscuits, mineral water, energy bars, and some simple shelves and fixed tools online. Then, he looked for a place that sold containers.

He planned to eat the container tomorrow night and then set up the shelter inside.

After looking at the things that he was going to purchase, Zhao Yao suddenly realized something.

"By the way, speaking of which … the profit settlement has been completed. It doesn't matter how we spend the money we earned this month, right?" Thinking of this, Zhao Yao opened WeChat, found Xiao Shiyu's WeChat, and sent her a 2000 yuan red packet.

"Then …"

Zhao Yao clicked on the WeChat of Lu Ban, the strongest player in the national server, and sent him a 500 yuan red packet.

Although Zhao Yao did not promise to give Xiao Shiyu a lot of bonus, cleaning and entertaining customers every day, she and Bai Quan were more tired than a few cats. Zhao Yao thought that it was reasonable to give her more.

"That's right, Matcha still needs to calculate the commission, let me see how much it is …"



"Hey, Shiyu, what's up? Do you want to come out for dinner this Saturday? It's a group activity. "

"Officer He, I have training all day on Saturday. I don't have time to go." Xiao Shiyu said coldly, "Also, please don't call me Shiyu. We're not that close."

"We'll get to know each other better when we get together." Lao He smiled. The next moment, he said in a serious tone, "By the way, is there any problem with Zhao Yao recently?"

"Yes, the cat cafe's business is good. He's been in a good mood recently." Xiao Shiyu thought about it and said, "As for the supernatural phenomena, I've sent them to you in last week's report."

"Hmm, transformation and illusions? It is indeed very useful information. "As he said that, Lao He thought to himself, 'Is it an illusion? If that's the case, perhaps Zhao Yao's strength isn't as great as we previously estimated. "

Xiao Shiyu then said, "Officer He, why haven't you paid me this month's salary?"

"Oh, the finances are tight, the finances are tight. I've already sent an application to the higher-ups. They'll be released in a few days. Little Xiao, be patient, don't worry."

After hanging up the phone, Xiao Shiyu looked at the several WeChat messages on her side and chose to ignore them. Perhaps it was because of the Noiseless Domain, her physique was getting better and better recently. Her skin and figure were constantly improving, and her beauty had improved again. Several male customers in the cat cafe were pursuing her, which made her a little annoyed.

At that moment, a WeChat message rang. She looked down and saw that it was a red envelope from Zhao Yao.

"Oh? You know how to send red envelopes? The sun rose from the west. " When she opened it, she saw that it was 2,000 yuan. Xiao Shiyu was stunned and replied, "Who are you?"

"I'm Zhao Yao."

"Then who am I?"

"You're Xiao Shiyu, what are you doing?"

"Then what's our relationship?"

"We used to be classmates, now we're colleagues. F * ck, what's wrong with you?"



Zhao Yao angrily exited the conversation with Xiao Shiyu and curled his lips. "What the hell, is this woman stupid?" Shaking his head, he continued to send the other cats this month's commission bonus. After all, they had agreed that for every customer in the shop, each superpowered cat would get one yuan.

Outside the shop, Matcha's cheers could be heard.

"Long live Zhao Yao! Long live Zhao Yao! " Matcha saw the red envelope and immediately jumped up from the massage chair. Her eyes lit up as she kept tapping on her phone. "Video Game Kid! Video Game Kid! I can finally buy the Video Game Kid skin! "

But when she pressed the last button, Matcha felt her whole body tremble. "Finally, I got it! A 288 yuan Video Game Kid skin!" After buying the skin, the first thing Matcha did was naturally share it with her friends, WeChat, and …

"Oh right." The orange cat chuckled as he opened the WeChat message of "Specialized in Killing Lu Ban" and shared the picture of the skin.



As an American Shorthair cat with silver fur and black stripes, Fish Ball was sitting on the toilet. There was a small chair in front of him, and he was scrolling through his phone.

Suddenly, with the sound of water splashing, his body trembled and he let out a moan.

Then he stood up and wanted to leave the toilet.

But suddenly, the tragic scene when Xiao Yu found out that he didn't flush the toilet flashed in his mind. His whole body trembled again, and he hurriedly jumped to the back of the toilet and pressed the button to flush the toilet.

"Sigh, I'm clearly a cat. Why do I need to use the toilet! It's not comfortable at all! "Fish Ball complained in his mind, remembering what the elementary school girl, Xiao Yu, had said.



"Hey, you're intelligent, right? Then don't use the cat toilet anymore. Go use the toilet. "

"Why?" Fish Ball said, "A cat defecates in the cat litter and then buries it. Isn't that natural?"

"Don't you feel ashamed that you still need someone to clean your poop for you when you're intelligent?" Xiao Yu said with a look of disgust, "And cat litter is very expensive. Compared to toilet water, it's much cheaper."

Fish Ball struggled and said, "But … but I'm used to using cat litter. And if Mom and Dad suddenly find out that I don't use cat litter, won't it be strange?"

As a cat, Fish Ball was like any other cat. He had a stubborn habit about the location and method of using the toilet. He didn't even want to change the toilet, let alone use the toilet bowl.

"No, I'll take care of Mom and Dad. I've checked online, and there are people who have successfully trained cats to use the toilet bowl. I'll tell them that I've also trained cats successfully. Mom and Dad should be happy." As Xiao Yu spoke, she took out her phone, which was playing a scene of an orange cat defecating and then flushing the toilet bowl.

"But … but …"

"No buts. Mom and Dad work so hard every day. Only I can clean their poop, right? Do you think cleaning your poop every day is a happy thing? It stinks. "

Xiao Yu glanced at Fish Ball, then pointed at the cat flushing the toilet bowl in the video. "Don't you think the ability to use the toilet bowl to defecate and pee is much stronger than your original ability after you've mastered it?"

"Pfft." Fish Ball turned his head away and thought to himself, "Hmph, next time I let Silly Husky defecate on your bed, you'll know who's smarter, kinder, and cuter."



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