"Hello, what's your opinion on the game?"
"I think the skill design is unreasonable. For example, No.7 Luban. He clearly shot a bullet, but why does it look like nothing happened to the person he hit?"
"Uh … Nothing means …"
"Shouldn't the person hit by a bullet slow down, fall to the ground, and bleed?"
"Also, No.7 Luban is a robot. I think it's reasonable that he didn't die even after being hit by a few hundred weapons."
"Also, as a robot, it's reasonable that he can repair himself and recover his health, right?"
"This …"
"Anyway, this is my opinion on your game. I hope you take it seriously. If we can make the game more reasonable, I'll help push for the new game's version number. "
On the sofa, after typing the last line, Matcha retracted her paw in satisfaction. She licked her paw and thought to herself, "This time, I used Zhao Yao's WeChat ID to give them my opinion. They'll probably take it seriously, right? The current King of Glory is so imbalanced. If we don't make some changes, we won't be able to play anymore. "
On the side, Latte looked at Matcha in shock, "Dad, you can actually make people change King of Glory?"
"What's the big deal about changing King of Glory?" Matcha patted her phone and said, "This is Zhao Yao's WeChat ID. If I press it, I can instantly change the entire world."
"Ah!!!!!" Latte looked at Matcha in shock, all his orange hair standing on end.
Matcha smiled proudly and rubbed Latte's head, "Now you know how powerful your dad is."
On the other side of the sofa, Lightning lazily rolled over on the sofa. He glanced at Matcha and Latte and thought to himself, This guy is lying to his son again. Sigh, Chinese New Year is so boring, I don't even want to do anything.
Old Cat, who was scrolling through his WeChat Moments, suddenly screamed and shouted, "F * ck, come and see, someone is celebrating Fish Ball's birthday in Mao Le City today. Coarse Face even posted the photo on his WeChat Moments."
Lightning: "Celebrating Fishball's birthday?"
Matcha: "Didn't he just celebrate his birthday last month?"
Elder Cat exclaimed, "Wow, it's a rich female cat. She's celebrating Fishball's fifth birthday this time and said that she's going to make up for all her previous losses. She's going to give him a birthday present every year from one to five."
The surrounding Super Cats were immediately shocked. Matcha also quickly opened her Moments and looked at the pictures and content.
"A five year old's birthday gift is actually five hundred thousand dollars??" Matcha felt more and more unbalanced the more she looked, "A four year old's birthday gift is golden kitty litter?!"
His face became distorted, and he silently pressed share, friend, West Elvis Presley...
"I feel much better."
A moment later, Old Cat cried out in surprise, "Wow! Lili went to Maole City! "
"Wow, she rushed into the birthday party!"
"Wow! Fishball's leg was broken! "
Just as all the cats were looking at Rough Face's WeChat Moments with relish, the door opened and Yuan Yuan slowly walked in.
Matcha glared at him, bared her teeth, raised her tail and shouted, "This is our Jin Mao Wei's territory, what are you doing here?"
"Don't worry, I'm not here to pick a fight with you today." Yuan Yuan collapsed on the sofa, her body slowly curling up, "Sigh, this year is not going to be good. Our cat factory's annual meeting was held at the food stall at the end of the street."
Matcha's mind flashed with the image of a group of cats eating at a food stall, and the corner of her mouth twitched, "Is it that bad?"
"Of course!" Yuan Yuan said, "Don't you know how fierce the competition for Super Cats is now? Especially those alien cats who came to Earth to work, to repay Zhao Yao's money. Now, Jianghai's grass bars, cat cafes, and major companies all like to hire alien cats!
Even in Maole City, alien cats have the most clocks! Local cats are under a lot of pressure to find jobs! "
As she said this, Yuan Yuan sighed, "Cats like you who stay at home and play games all day don't understand the bitterness of society's cats."
"Uh …" Matcha thought back to the days when she and Yellow Mud struggled together on the streets, "It's okay, it feels like living on the streets is pretty easy, there's food and drink every day."
"And don't you have Zhao Yao's name? Even if you don't work, as long as you find a platform to borrow money every day, would they dare to ask you to repay? "
"There's no such platform …" Yuan Yuan sighed, "Before Zhao Yao went to the alien planet to fight monsters, he had already squeezed all the platforms dry."
Matcha was speechless.
At this moment, the door opened again, and Briquet walked in with a dejected face.
"Sigh, this year is not going to be good." Briquet looked at Matcha and said, "Matcha! Help the kittens, buy some Briquet catnip. "
"Catnip isn't selling well?" Matcha was shocked, "No way?"
Briquet said worriedly, "Sigh, with such a large supply, even if the entire Dimensional Stomach Pouch was used to earn catnip, it still wouldn't be enough. Using fake goods will cause the quality to drop, and fewer people will buy. "
"I already said that your product categories are too single," Matcha said. "Next year, you can introduce a tiger bone medicinal mint, creating the concept of healthy catnip."
Briquet: "Tiger bone?"
Matcha: "Of course it's fake, don't you understand? As long as it doesn't kill the cat, you can continue to brag about it. Baldness, stomach nourishment, hair loss, sterilization, stomatitis, it's all effective, it can cure all diseases, and longevity. "
Briquet hesitated, "What if it's exposed?"
Matcha patted her chest and said, "What's there to be afraid of? I'll use Zhao Yao's WeChat to call the police and let them arrest the person who exposed it."
"Tiger bone …" Latte said softly, "Salmon is better, I want to eat canned salmon."
"I'll go back and think about it." Briquet nodded thoughtfully, and then complained, "Sigh, now all my superpowered cats have to pay social security, and none of them are willing to take cash, and they're not working hard either. That day when I asked for Red Packet to work overtime, he actually quit and squatted at home every day to collect rent for 30 houses … "
Matcha was shocked, Red Packet is so rich?! How did he do it? 30 houses, he must be living a good life now. Matcha couldn't help but imagine Red Packet's current life.
…
In a large apartment in the city center, Red Envelope was holding a can of 1982 in one hand and stroking the female cat beside him with the other. He smiled and said, "The sardines in 1982 were very excited due to the abundance of sunlight, the rising temperature, and the warming of the ocean currents. The sardines' activity increased, and they tasted very delicious. Come and have a taste."
…
Just as Matcha was fantasizing about Red Packet's life …
Bang …
Y'lisabet pushed open the door, followed by Diana, Caesar, and Catherine.
"This year is not going to be easy."
Matcha: "What's wrong with you guys?"
Y'lisabet said fiercely, "Humans are a bunch of stupid animals!"
Diana: "Our fans are going to be halved! It's all because Zhao Yao refused to pay taxes! He even said that we owe him 800 million in taxes! "
"Zhao Yao refused to pay taxes …"
Matcha: "Bastard! How could he do something that doesn't conform to the core values of socialism? "
He turned his head and looked at the cats, "Remember, don't forget to pay taxes in the new year! If anyone doesn't pay taxes and doesn't respond to the call of the country and abide by the construction of socialist spiritual civilization, I will chop their whole family! "
Catherine: "It's not just this problem, it's also because that group of cat girls made their debut. They're called 110 cat girls, and they stole a lot of our fans."
"Damn it!" Caesar slammed his paw on the ground, "They have cat ears and nanako, we can't compete with them at all!"
Y'lisabet faintly said, "Men are all bad, they still like nanako in the end."
"Eh?" Latte whispered, "Can anyone help me open a can of salmon?"
The superpowered cats complained to each other, lamenting the new year's cold winter.
At this moment, Matcha saw her WeChat message.
"Zhao Yao, it's me, Xiao Ming! Recently, the Hammer Company and Little Yellow Car that I invested in are having difficulties with cash flow, I don't have much money. But I know Boss Jia, he's developing electric cars in the US, and it's very promising. Do you want to invest some money? "
Matcha looked at it and remembered that she was logged into Zhao Yao's WeChat, so she immediately blocked Xiao Ming.
Bang!
The door was knocked open, and Milk Tea said anxiously, "Not good! There's a problem with our vaccine! "
Lightning: "What?!"
Milk Tea: "It's all fake vaccines!"
Matcha: "Damn it! You even lied to the cats! "
Latte trembled, "You still need another injection?"
Milk Tea said, "It's okay, I've already arranged for a pet hospital. After the Spring Festival, everyone will go and get an injection together."
"Only after the Spring Festival." Latte breathed a sigh of relief, then shouted, "Then can anyone help me open a can of salmon first? I can't open it. "
Hearing the news of the vaccine, the cats' mood became even more depressed.
But at this moment, with another bang, Bai Quan opened the door and walked in.
Matcha said numbly, "Did something happen again …"
Bai Quan looked at Airplane and said, "Airplane! When you went to the US with me last time, did you force yourself on a female cat? "
"No … no …" Airplane hurriedly said, "She heard that I was Zhao Yao's cat, so she came to find me first!"
Bai Quan squinted his eyes and said, "She has already sued you, and the US is currently conducting an anti-cat harassment campaign. If your matter gets out of hand, it will affect a lot of investments in Cat Happy City. In two days, you and I can go to the US together to fight the lawsuit."
"Also, if you want to lose money, you can deduct it from your salary in the future."
Airplane: "…"
Matcha sighed and said, "These days are really getting harder and harder."
"Sigh," Yuan Yuan said, "Now even the cat grass and cat medicine are fake. These days haven't been passed out."
Briquet: "The Spring Festival is so boring."
Latte: "Who is going to help me open a can of salmon?! I'm angry! "
At this moment, a big hand suddenly stretched out from thin air and placed an opened can of salmon in front of Latte.
Then, the other hand pressed on Matcha's head and rubbed it hard.
"Are you obedient when you're at home?"
Seeing the figure that suddenly appeared in front of them, the cats at home were all excited and surrounded him. For a moment, the sound of meowing filled the whole room.
"Zhao Yao!" Matcha rubbed Zhao Yao's big hand hard. "Why are you back! Aren't you fighting little monsters in outer space? "
"I have to come back for the Spring Festival." Zhao Yao smiled and used his other hand to stroke Y 'lisabet's chin. Lightning, Yuan Yuan, and Diana all squeezed up and stood up. Some even stretched out their claws and lay on Zhao Yao's legs, raising their little heads and waiting for their chins to be stroked.
Yuan Yuan: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao! Touch me! Touch me too! "
Y 'lisabet: "Zhao Yao! I want a hug! "
Diana: "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao! You haven't combed my fur for a long time! "
The cats piled up on Zhao Yao's body in the blink of an eye, and the negative atmosphere was instantly swept away.
Bai Quan sat down on the sofa at the side and looked at Zhao Yao, who was surrounded by the cats, and smiled.
"Although the world is difficult, although there are a lot of bullsh * t things, although we usually fight and quarrel, I still want to be with the people closest to me during the Spring Festival. As long as everyone is still together, any difficulties will definitely be overcome."
On the other side, Zhao Yao glanced around, and then his ears trembled slightly. Then, he looked at Bai Quan and asked, "Where are Zhao Xue and Dad and Mom? Why aren't they here? "
"Zhao Xue …" Cold sweat suddenly broke out on Bai Quan's head. He hesitated and said, "She took Uncle and Auntie to Las Vegas for a trip …"
"To Las Vegas for a trip?" Zhao Yao snorted and said, "She went to pick up money, right? Who would dare to win her money? Really, taking Dad and Mom to gamble, only she could think of something like that. "
Half an hour later, Zhao Xue was pulled out of the space door. Then, she knelt on the ground and hugged Zhao Yao's thigh. "Brother! Your sister is poor! I came up with this idea because I really don't have any money! "
"Your monthly allowance is 50,000 yuan. Isn't that enough? When I was your age, I was still eating instant noodles every day. Now, in just a few years, I've built up such a huge family business from scratch. It's all because of hard work. Can't you learn from me? "
Zhao Xue thought for a moment. The next moment, she had already transformed into a cat girl. She pointed at her cat ears and said, "I'll let you touch them. Don't be angry, okay?"
"Who do you think I am?! Touching my own sister makes you happy?! "Zhao Yao glared, grabbed Zhao Xue's cat ears, and rubbed them." You better reflect on yourself! For the next six months, you're not allowed to go out! "
Hearing that she was not allowed to go out for half a year, Zhao Xue's eyes widened in joy. "Really?"
"And you're not allowed to play with your phone."
Zhao Xue: "…"
Just then, Mother Zhao walked out. "Okay, okay, stop scolding Zhao Xue. Let's eat new year's dinner. You can scold her after eating."
Zhao Xue: "…"
Milk Tea also walked out with the cat food. "Time to eat!"
Hearing the news, the cats moved. Father Zhao, Mother Zhao, Zhao Xue, Zhao Yao, and Bai Quan all sat at the table.
Matcha ate the cat food in big mouthfuls, her tail wagging happily. "Today's cat food is delicious!"
Zhao Yao: "Of course. I added the alien dried food I brought from the Long Hair Sect. All the cats there like it."
Mango dragged his bowl over, rubbed his head against Zhao Yao's trousers, and then squatted at Zhao Yao's feet to eat.
Latte: "Wow! It's as good as canned salmon! "
Milk Tea: "Latte! Don't eat so fast! Did you forget how badly you vomited last time? "
Y'lisabet thought as she ate, "Today's food is really delicious."
Fish Ball opened the door and carefully climbed in.
Ares: "Hey, Fish Ball, you're here. Didn't your leg get broken?"
"Of course it's fake." Fish Ball said, "I'll be eating at your place for new year's dinner."
Lightning hurriedly called out, "Come, Fish Ball, let's eat together!"
Briquet: "Hmph, scumbag cat."
"Hello, Little Yu?" Zhao Yao took the phone, looked at Fish Ball, and nodded. "Yeah, it's fine. I'm here. I'll visit you at your place in two days. Happy New Year. "
After hanging up, Zhao Yao looked at everyone eating happily. He smiled and raised his teacup. "Everyone, Happy New Year!"
"Happy New Year!!"
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