Shameless!
Xiatian was really too shameless.
He couldn't even jump 30 centimeters and almost fell to the ground. After climbing up with great difficulty, he still needed to use Red Bull.
The black-stocked beauty completely collapsed.
The people below the stage also wanted to rush up and give Xiatian a few kicks.
The Ten Elders of Jiangnan were all speechless.
"Idiot!" Plum Blossom Sword said together.
"What is this guy doing? Could it be that he accidentally blocked my punch just now? " Poison Sect's Old Monster also began to doubt. He even suspected that he had made a mistake just now, which was why this guy was fine.
On the stage, Chen Qing was almost speechless. "Are you sure you want to fight?"
"Fight! Of course I want to fight. Let me tell you, don't underestimate me. When I was 15 years old, I could already punch the Nanshan Nursing Home and kick the Beihai Kindergarten. In recent years, I have almost no opponents in our village, "Xiatian said very seriously.
Despicable! Shameless!
This was the evaluation of the people below the stage.
Moreover, this was the Dragon-slaying Assembly to choose a leader.
The people here were all top-notch experts, but he was only strong in the village, and almost no one could match him. In other words, he was not invincible in the village.
"Get off the stage!" The people below the stage kept shouting.
"Tsk, I know you must be jealous of my handsomeness!" Xiatian looked at the people below the stage with disdain.
He slowly sat up.
Xiatian took out a mirror from his pocket. The moment he opened the mirror, he directly covered his left eye and kept rolling on the ground. Seeing him like this, everyone was stunned because they didn't know what had just happened.
Xiatian just looked at the mirror.
"Ouch, it hurts. I just took a look at myself in the mirror, and it actually blinded me in one eye." Xiatian took out an eye mask and covered his left eye.
Hearing his words, the people below the stage were about to curse. The experts were completely speechless.
They were now completely sure that Xiatian was definitely a happy little fool.
"Hey, this is a martial arts competition venue." Chen Qing couldn't hold it in any longer.
"Of course I know this is a martial arts competition. Otherwise, why would I come up here? I'm ready, we can start now," Xiatian said in all seriousness.
Seeing that Xiatian was ready to fight so quickly, the people in the audience were stunned. They began to wonder if Xiatian was deliberately pretending to be like this.
Chen Qing had already lost his patience.
The Famed Sword Heavenly Fault in his right hand swept horizontally. His sword was very fast, if it hit, Xiatian's head would be directly chopped off.
Shua!
He actually missed!
Everyone's face was filled with disbelief.
Even Chen Qing was slightly taken aback. His sword strike had been so fast, yet it had actually missed its mark.
"Aiya, why are your shoelaces untied?" Xiatian squatted there and tied his shoelaces.
When he was done, he stood up and said, "Okay, this time I'm ready. We can start now."
Hearing Xiatian's words, everyone didn't know what to say. Everyone thought that he had successfully dodged Chen Qing's sword, but they didn't expect that Xiatian was actually squatting down to tie his shoelaces. He didn't even know that his opponent had attacked.
In other words, his luck was so good that it was reported.
"Damn, this guy is too good. He actually managed to dodge Chen Qing's sword while tying his shoelaces."
"Where did this kind of person get the confidence to go up on the stage?"
"Hurry up and get off the stage!"
The people below the stage were very dissatisfied. They thought that Xiatian didn't have any real skills and was just a clown.
"I don't know him!" The black-stocked beauty looked at Xiatian with a look of disdain.
The Ten Elders of Jiangnan kept shaking their heads. A good Dragon-slaying Assembly had actually turned into a farce. This guy didn't come to compete at all. He was simply here to act out a skit.
The Plum Bamboo Twin Swords couldn't even be angry with Xiatian because they had completely collapsed because of Xiatian.
"To think that someone like him could block one of my attacks. How embarrassing." Poison Sect's Old Monster felt utterly humiliated.
Xiatian looked at Chen Qing very seriously and said, "I'll accompany you to be crazy, crazy, and bang against the wall with you. Come on, I'm ready."
Chen Qing was really angry this time.
No matter what, he was still an expert. How could he accompany such a clown on the stage for so long? He swept his sword again, faster than before.
"I'm coming!" Xiatian shouted.
Bang!
Xiatian's body directly fell to the ground. Chen Qing's sword didn't cut anything.
"Damn, it hurts." Xiatian rubbed his nose and then crawled back. Everyone saw that his right shoelace was actually caught on a piece of wood. This meant that he tripped when he rushed forward.
He actually tripped.
He probably wasn't even at the Yellow Level.
However, everyone thought again. Although he tripped, he actually miraculously dodged Chen Qing's sword.
"Are you going to fight or not?" Chen Qing was about to collapse.
This guy actually tripped on a shoelace.
"Wait! Don't be in such a hurry. " Xiatian sat on the ground and pulled out his shoelace from the piece of wood. Then, he sat there and looked at Chen Qing and said, "Can I have a meal first before fighting?"
"No!" Chen Qing said coldly.
"How about a drink?" Xiatian Asked again.
"No!" Chen Qing looked at Xiatian angrily and said.
"Then can I pee?" Xiatian continued Asked.
"Are you done or not?" Chen Qing was about to be angered to death by Xiatian. He couldn't wait to kill this guy in front of him with a sword.
"Then let me move around a bit! Warm up. You see, those people in the Olympics all warm up first. "After saying that, Xiatian started to do sit-ups, push-ups, jogging, and leg stretching.
His actions made the people around him collapse. This time, they really collapsed.
This was a martial arts competition, and it was a competition between masters. His opponent was the disciple of one of the four masters in Huaxia, Southern Killer Wei Guang. He actually used the Olympics as a comparison.
"Damn it, I'm warning you. I have a bad temper." Chen Qing looked at Xiatian angrily.
"Then I'll change it!" Xiatian took out a pair of transparent gloves and put them on.
"Change your sister!" Chen Qing slashed down with his sword. The Heavenly Fault in his hand was as fast as lightning. If this sword hit, Xiatian would be split in half.
Dang!
Two fingers.
Everyone looked at the two fingers with disbelief written all over their faces.
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