Zhuge Liang's eyes lit up, "How do you know it's a beauty?"
"I heard that she came from the same high school. I'm not sure about the details but I'm sure that she's a beauty." Zhang Fei patted his chest and said.
Zhuge Liang frowned and said unhappily, "Butcher, are you kidding me? A high school teacher is a civil servant with an iron rice bowl. Why would she come to a university to be a counselor who isn't even an official teacher? "
A counselor was not an official teacher.
In most universities, counselors were either young teachers who had just entered the profession or fresh graduates.
After all, a counselor did not need to teach. The main purpose of this profession was to act as a link between the students and the university.
Would an official high school teacher be stupid enough to come to a university to be a counselor?
Zhuge Liang was not the only one who did not believe it. Even Chen Nan and Gao Fu Shuai did not believe it. This was because from the perspective of salary and future, a counselor could not be compared to an official high school teacher.
"This is a reliable news that I heard yesterday. If you don't believe me, you can ask her later." Zhang Fei said with certainty.
Zhuge Liang sighed and said, "If that's the case, then our beautiful counselor's brain must be fried."
"From what I see, this beautiful counselor is most likely here for love." Gao Lao Niu analyzed and said, "According to my estimation, her boyfriend or husband must be teaching in our university. Otherwise, she would not do such a stupid thing. So, don't count on her. She must be taken."
Butcher Zhang blew out a mouthful of smoke and said, "So what? As long as the hoe is swung properly, there's no corner that cannot be dug down!"
Zhuge Liang immediately agreed and nodded, "Butcher Zhang's words make sense."
"Great minds think alike." Butcher Zhang's face was full of pride.
Old Bull Gao sneered, "Two animals in human clothing. You are like snakes and rats in a nest, colluding with each other. Shameless."
Zhuge Liang stared and scolded, "What the hell? Butcher Zhang, shoot his ass."
"Okay!"
Butcher Zhang agreed but then scolded, "F * ck, my thing is too long. If I stab it, it will come out from his mouth. You go."
Zhuge Liang straightened his back, "You're bragging. Can it be as long as mine?"
"F * ck, if you're not convinced, let's fight!"
"Motherf * cker! Who's afraid of you!" Zhuge Liang immediately unbuckled his belt.
Butcher Zhang glared fiercely. Unwilling to be outdone, he reached out to unbuckle his belt and shouted, "Whoever has it short will have to burst Old Niu's anus!"
Gao Laoniu turned pale with fright. He hurriedly used the blanket to wrap his body tightly, leaving only his head outside. He said timidly, "No, no, Yamete …"
Chen Nan was completely speechless as he watched from the side.
Birds of a feather flock together. Everyone in this dormitory was a bunch of clowns.
Chen Nan shook his head with a wry smile and walked to the window.
When he heard them talking about high school teachers, he couldn't help but think of Lan Yuqin. When they parted last time, Lan Yuqin had said that she would give him a surprise when school started. Now that school had started, he hadn't found out what Lan Yuqin's surprise was.
Chen Nan took out his phone and dialed Lan Yuqin's number.
"Why did you think of calling your teacher?" Lan Yuqin's laughter came from the other side.
Chen Nan smiled awkwardly and said, "As the saying goes, a day apart is like three years. I haven't seen you for a long time and I miss you a lot, so I called to chat."
"Stop talking nonsense." Lan Yuqin said, "What are you doing?"
Chen Nan said, "I just finished reporting yesterday and am now in the dormitory. I'm waiting for the class meeting later."
Lan Yuqin laughed, "Go early when the class meeting starts. Don't leave a bad impression on the counselor."
"Don't worry. After your careful teaching, I'm no longer the bad student who was late and skipped class every day. I'm now …"
Chen Nan wanted to continue, but Lan Yuqin interrupted him and said with a smile, "Come on, don't brag. How can I not know your nature of skipping class every day and refusing to accept the punishment?"
Chen Nan laughed, "Teacher, you know me well."
"That's right. How can I control you if I don't know you?" Lan Yuqin said.
Chen Nan sighed and said from the bottom of his heart, "To be honest, although I'll still be on campus in the future, I might not be used to it if you don't often call me to the office to talk."
Lan Yuqin said, "Now you know that I'm taking care of you for your own good?"
"Well …"
Chen Nan coughed dryly, "I just feel that fighting with you is endless fun."
"You …"
Lan Yuqin couldn't help laughing. This guy was always so frivolous.
Chen Nan also laughed and asked, "Teacher, last time you said that you would give me a surprise after I enter university. Where is the surprise? I can't find it. "
"Heaven's secrets cannot be revealed. You will know soon," Lan Yuqin said.
Chen Nan scratched his head, "When is soon?"
"Do you think I will tell you the specific time? Don't even think about it. You will know soon." Lan Yuqin said with a smile. She was really happy.
"Just tell me the specific time. You won't make me wait until the end of time, right?" Chen Nan smiled bitterly.
"Oh …"
Lan Yuqin pondered for a while and said, "I still can't tell you. Well, I have something to do now. I can't talk to you now."
Chen Nan was helpless. He smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, okay. Leader, you are busy. Goodbye, leader."
Lan Yuqin laughed and said that he had a glib tongue. Then, she hung up the phone.
At this time, Strategist Zhuge and Butcher Zhang, the two idiots, had finished comparing their bird length. They were looking at the mirror and fixing their hair. They said that they wanted to leave a good impression on the beautiful counselor.
Chen Nan walked over and flicked his hair. "Don't mess around. It's useless no matter how you fix your hair when you're ugly. For someone as handsome as me, even if I shave my head bald, I'll still be charming. Even if I'm in a crowd of millions, I'll still be noticed by beautiful women. This is called aura.
Butcher Zhang patted his chest and said, "Nonsense. Being tall is the key. No matter when or where, I will always be noticed by beauties."
When these words came out.
Chen Nan and Zhuge Liang were still okay. However, for Gao Laoniu, it was undoubtedly a critical hit. He shouted, "F * ck you. Let's go to the classroom. A few gays are chatting in the dorm. Why don't we go to the classroom and see if there are any beautiful girls. I still lack a girlfriend. "
"Let's go, let's go and pick up girls!"
Butcher Zhang yelled excitedly as he walked out.
As long as he talked about girls, he would be more excited than anyone else. However, when he was in front of a girl, he did not dare to go up to her. He was a classic example of a man who was cold on the outside.
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