Chen Nan was dumbfounded.
He didn't expect Princess Dongfang to suddenly ask him such a question.
When he said that he liked her, he didn't think in that direction. After all, there were many kinds of liking, and it didn't necessarily refer to the feelings between a man and a woman.
She doesn't really want to marry me, does she?
Chen Nan's heart skipped a beat. He pretended to be relaxed and said with a smile, "Don't tease me. This is a fake marriage, okay?"
"I don't mind making a fake marriage real."
Princess Dongfang looked at him without blinking and said seriously, "Do you mind?"
"I …"
Chen Nan only felt great pressure. How should he tell her?
If he said that he minded, it would be too direct. But if he said that he didn't mind, it would be too fake. After all, it was completely impossible for him to hold a wedding with her!
Just as Chen Nan was feeling embarrassed, Princess Dongfang laughed and said, "Are you a pig? I told you before that it was a joke. You actually fell for it. "
"You scared me to death!"
Chen Nan heaved a long sigh of relief, as if relieved of a heavy burden.
Princess Dongfang gloomily glared at him and said unhappily, "Hey, are you a human? I'm not a tigress, I'm not ugly, and I even have a fake marriage certificate. Why did I scare you to death just by asking you to hold a wedding with me?"
Chen Nan laughed and said, "You're not a tigress. You're just a hag."
Princess Dongfang glared at Chen Nan fiercely and rubbed her fingers. "You b * tch. If I don't hit you for a day, you'll go up to the roof and tear the tiles off, right? Do you believe that I won't tear your mouth apart right now?"
Chen Nan suddenly turned his head to look at the TV, as if he had seen something new. His face was full of curiosity.
Princess Dongfang subconsciously turned her head and followed his gaze to the TV. However, at this moment, Chen Nan suddenly reached out and gently pinched her lips. He smiled and said, "My dear wife, it seems like I'm tearing your mouth apart right now, right?"
"Ahhh, I'll bite you to death!"
Princess Dongfang opened her mouth to bite, but Chen Nan had already retracted his hand.
"I still have something to do. I'm not going crazy with you."
Chen Nan stood up and prepared to sneak out to Hohinya's place before Su Qingqing came out of the shower. But at that moment, a loud rooster cry came from upstairs. Then, a black shadow flashed and a Black-haired Pheasant rushed down.
"Ow ow … Ow ow ow … Little brat Chen, Grandpa Chicken has broken through again. It won't be long before I can beat you up."
The Black-haired Pheasant was like an old demon that had just come out of seclusion. First, it let out a few strange cries. Then, it straightened its body, which was as tall as a table, and pounced on Chen Nan. Unfortunately, it was still not as tall as Chen Nan …
Princess Dongfang was so frightened that she screamed. She pointed at the Black-haired Pheasant and shouted, "Chen Nan, what … what is this thing?"
The Black-haired Pheasant in her mind was a small chicken the size of a fist. She had never seen a Black-haired Pheasant in its true form. Now that she saw such a huge creature, she didn't even think that it was a Black-haired Pheasant.
"Smack …"
Chen Nan immediately used his Astral Absorption Technique to grab the Black-haired Pheasant and threw it to the ground. "Damn you, who are you trying to scare by making such a big noise? Hurry up and change back to your little chicken form."
Princess Dongfang also reacted belatedly. Her face was full of shock. "This … this is a little black chicken?"
"Little your head!"
Black Feather Chicken's spittle flew everywhere as he rushed towards Dongfang Yunfei in large strides, shouting: "This Chicken Grandpa is so big, I'm simply wise and mighty, a jade tree facing the wind, everyone loves me, flowers bloom when they see me. I'm countless times more handsome than that Chen brat, how can I be small?"
Princess Dongfang was speechless.
How could a chicken be so narcissistic? How could it be compared to a human being? She didn't know if it still wanted its face.
Chen Nan glanced at the Black-haired Pheasant and said calmly, "You're right. You're big everywhere, but your butt is too small. So no matter how big you are, you're still a little black chicken."
"You goddamn Chen Nan! I'll peck you to death!"
The Black-haired Pheasant was so angry that its feathers stood on end. It strode forward and pecked at Chen Nan.
"Bang!"
Chen Nan attacked with the Sky-Shattering Palm, but he couldn't send the damn chicken flying.
The Black-haired Pheasant had broken through to the Third Firmament of the Imperial Dao Realm just before he came out of seclusion. Its steel-like body was even tougher than Chen Nan's Body of Martial Arts. Its strength couldn't be underestimated.
"Chen Nan, kneel down and apologize to me! Call me 'Grandpa Pheasant' three times!"
Chen Nan said angrily, "Shut up, you bastard! If you make any noise, I'll slap you to death."
"You're still throwing a tantrum? Believe it or not, I'll peck you to death right now!"
"Your butt is small."
"F * ck, you think I won't dare?"
"Your butt is small."
"F * ck, I'm angry!"
"Your butt is small."
"F * ck, I'll kill you!"
"Clank, clank, clank …"
They started fighting right away.
Chicken feathers flew everywhere in the hall, and pieces of cloth danced in the air.
After a while, the man and the chicken stopped fighting. The Black-haired Pheasant was squealing from the Sky-Shattering Palm, and Chen Nan was pecked by the damn chicken a few times. He cursed, "F * ck, I'll kill you and make chicken soup sooner or later."
The Black-haired Pheasant puffed out its chest and shouted, "When I recover my strength, the first thing I'll do is to take you as my pet and mount!"
Princess Dongfang walked over and grabbed Chen Nan. She asked in confusion, "How did it become so big? What's going on? "
"This thing was originally a thousand-year-old demon, but its cultivation was destroyed, so it became a little chicken. Now that its strength is recovering, it's grown a lot," Chen Nan explained.
Princess Dongfang was stunned. "So, it … it's a demon?"
"That's pretty much it," Chen Nan said.
Princess Dongfang looked at the Black-haired Pheasant and was stunned for a long time. She muttered to herself, "This is unbelievable!"
The Black-haired Pheasant shook its huge head and said, "What's so strange about it? It's not like you haven't seen a demon before. Shi 'er, that little fox …"
"Slap …"
Chen Nan slapped the dead chicken, causing it to somersault. "What are you talking about? Go away."
The Black-haired Pheasant realized that it had almost spilled the beans. It cursed and turned into a little chicken, flew to Chen Nan's shoulder, and said, "Kid, didn't you say you had something to do? Come on, I'll go out with you for some fresh air. I've been in seclusion all day and I'm bored to death. "
Chen Nan was indeed going to Hohinya's house.
He waved at Princess Dongfang and turned to leave. As he walked out, he looked at the Black-haired Pheasant and asked, "By the way, your cultivation isn't any weaker than Shi 'er's. Why can she transform into a human, but you're still in this ugly chicken form?"
"A chicken is a chicken. Why should I transform into a human?" The Black-haired Pheasant said disdainfully.
However, Chen Nan felt that this damn chicken didn't have the ability to transform into a human.
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