"Lan … Professor Lan, what are you doing here?"
Chen Nan said with a guilty conscience. His expression was stiff as he turned around.
Lan Yuqin snorted coldly and said snappily, "You bastard, you only know how to skip class every other day. I haven't even made trouble for you, and you're already slandering me behind my back. Just wait and see how I'll deal with you later."
Chen Nan's face was full of innocence. "Great Professor Lan, I respect you so much. How could I slander you? You must have misheard."
"Don't quibble. Come with me!"
Lan Yuqin didn't allow him to say more. She grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to the office.
Behind them, the two girls burst into laughter.
Su Qingqing, in particular, gloated. "Cousin, this time you've blown your trumpet, right?"
There was no need to mention how depressed Chen Nan was.
If he'd known Lan Yuqin was behind them, he wouldn't have bragged in front of Su Qingqing. "Hey, Professor, please be gentle. Men and women shouldn't touch each other. You're pulling me like this. If you don't let me go, I'll scream!"
Lan Yuqin turned around and glared at him fiercely. "Scream, scream! Chen, I'm warning you. I'm very angry right now. Don't provoke me! "
"Is your period here?"
Chen Nan asked recklessly. He realized his mouth was cheap, but it was too late to regret it.
"Bastard, you're the one who's on your period!"
Lan Yuqin became even more violent. She pushed Chen Nan into the office and slammed the door shut. She grabbed the pointer and strode towards him. She waved her hand and hit him.
This tigress really showed her power!
Chen Nan saw the situation was not good. He quickly dodged. "Professor, if you have something to say, let's talk nicely. Don't hit people. We're all civilized people. You're a teacher. You should convince people with reason. How can you be so violent? "
"Don't dodge if you have the guts!"
Lan Yuqin's hair stood on end. She pointed at Chen Nan and yelled, chasing after him again.
Chen Nan was speechless.
How was this Lan Yuqin like a teacher? Even the legendary spicy female teacher wasn't this cruel!
Chen Nan dodged left and right, while Lan Yuqin chased after him with her pointer.
Messy footsteps could be heard throughout the office. Those who didn't know would think that World War III had broken out.
Ten minutes later, Lan Yuqin was so tired that she was panting and sweating profusely on her forehead.
Seeing how tired she was, Chen Nan couldn't bear to see her like this. "Teacher, stop chasing me. You can't hit me."
"Hmph!"
Lan Yuqin took a sip of water and pounced on him again.
"Fight, fight to your heart's content."
Chen Nan sighed. He didn't run away. He just wanted to let her beat him a few times to vent her anger.
Lan Yuqin grabbed his arm and whipped him a few times with the pointer. The first hit was quite hard, the second hit was much lighter, and the later hit became lighter. In the end, she couldn't bear to hit him anymore. She said angrily, "Why don't you run? Why don't you run?"
Chen Nan raised his head. "I run when I want to run, and I stop when I want to stop. I'm in charge of my body."
"You!"
Lan Yuqin stared at him fiercely. "You're so mean!"
Of course, she could see that Chen Nan saw that she was too tired, so he deliberately stopped and let her hit him.
"You bastard, you have a conscience!"
Lan Yuqin's anger had mostly disappeared, but she still sat at her desk with a cold frown. "Tell me, what have you been doing these days? Why didn't you ask for leave or come to class?"
"I went whoring. A total of three and a half days, and I found forty girls. Every night, I had ten girls. It felt so good."
Of course, this was what the Black-haired Pheasant said.
But what was worse was that this immoral chicken actually imitated Chen Nan's voice. Lan Yuqin was looking at the table just now. She didn't know that Chen Nan didn't say anything, so she misunderstood.
"Slap!"
Lan Yuqin slapped the table and jumped up. She pointed at Chen Nan's nose and said angrily, "Chen Nan, you bastard!"
"No … It's not what I said."
Chen Nan reached out and grabbed the Black-haired Pheasant in his hand. He threatened, "Shut up, stupid chicken. Otherwise, I'll steam you later."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa …"
The Black-haired Pheasant crowed, but it didn't say anything.
Lan Yuqin was about to go crazy. She pointed at the Black-haired Pheasant and roared, "Are you trying to tell me that it was this chicken that said those words? Do you think I'm stupid? "
"This chicken really knows how to talk."
Chen Nan pinched the Black-haired Pheasant hard and said, "Stupid chicken, hurry up and say something to prove my innocence."
The Black-haired Pheasant didn't say anything. It didn't even crow.
"Motherf * cker, say something!"
Chen Nan stared at the Black-haired Pheasant, but the latter ignored him. Lan Yuqin felt that it was really just a chicken that didn't know how to speak.
"Chen Nan, what else do you have to say?"
Lan Yuqin's anger, which had just subsided, suddenly multiplied. She was even angrier than before. This bastard of a student had skipped class to visit prostitutes. How dare he say it out loud? He didn't respect her as a teacher at all.
While Lan Yuqin was angry, she also felt jealous.
This guy actually went to visit prostitutes. He was still young. How could he do something so immoral?
"Teacher, please wait for a moment."
Chen Nan had no other choice. He didn't expect to be tricked by a chicken. He threw the Black-haired Pheasant to the ground, then stepped on the chicken's head with one foot and stomped on its body with the other foot.
"What are you doing? Stop it!"
Lan Yuqin jumped in fright, but she discovered that the chicken was actually not trampled to death by Chen Nan's two feet. She could not help but frown again.
"Bang, bang, bang …"
Chen Nan stomped on the Black-haired Pheasant more than ten times. The Black-haired Pheasant couldn't help but cry out, "Oh, oh, oh … Damn you, little brat, let go of me. Grandpa Chicken is about to fall apart."
Lan Yuqin was dumbfounded.
A chicken could actually talk.
"How … how is this possible?!"
Chen Nan bent down and picked up the Black-haired Pheasant. He said, "This thing is a cross between a chicken and a parrot. Not only can it talk, but it also has a super high IQ."
The Black-haired Pheasant flapped its wings, but it couldn't escape from Chen Nan's claws. "Little brat, you're bullsh * tting. Grandpa Chicken is a pure chicken. It has nothing to do with that stupid parrot."
Lan Yuqin was dumbfounded.
Even parrots could only imitate human speech. But this chicken could actually talk on its own.
"Teacher, do you believe now that this chicken tricked me?" Chen Nan looked at Lan Yuqin and said.
Lan Yuqin came back to her senses. "Then where have you been these three days?"
"This …"
Chen Nan's mind worked quickly. He quickly found an excuse and said with a sad face, "Actually, my master died three days ago. I went back to mourn for him."
After he finished speaking, he forced out two drops of tears from his eyes.
If Xuan Tianji heard this, he would probably be angered to death. He would probably jump up and scold his unfilial disciple.
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