"Cousin, am I right?"
Liu Tiantian's question stumped Chen Nan. He didn't know how to answer!
If he said that she was right, he would be scolding Su Qingqing. If he said that she was wrong, it didn't seem very good. After all, it was in front of her. It was so hurtful!
"Okay, you two stop fooling around. Aren't you going shopping? Let's go quickly. "
Chen Nan chuckled as he pointed at the school gate and led the way to the front.
The three of them didn't go home, but went directly to the pedestrian street.
For girls, shopping seemed to be a natural skill. The two little girls looked around the clothing stores for more than an hour, but they were still full of energy and didn't feel tired at all.
However, Chen Nan couldn't stand it and began to complain.
Looking at the depressed Chen Nan, Su Qingqing said with dissatisfaction, "You are now a flower protector. We just walked for a while, and you can't stand it?"
"I say, two ladies, hurry up and buy whatever you want to buy. Look here, look there. After walking for so long, you didn't buy anything. Isn't this a waste of time and energy?"
Chen Nan finally understood the hardships of shopping with women. It was harder than learning English.
"What do you know? This is called experiencing the fun of shopping." Su Qingqing said with a smile.
Chen Nan patted his head. "I didn't experience the fun. I felt endless torture. Accompanying you shopping is harder than going to the West to find the Buddhist scriptures! "
"That's because you haven't shopped enough. You'll get used to it slowly. Let's go!"
Regardless of whether Chen Nan was willing or not, Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian each grabbed one of his hands and pulled him to a specialty store.
As soon as the three of them entered the store, they saw a couple trying on matching outfits. Su Qingqing's eyes lit up immediately. "Tiantian, what do you think of that outfit?"
"It's beautiful, super beautiful!" Liu Tiantian said excitedly, "I want to buy this!"
"You are really good sisters. Just as I thought." Su Qingqing said with a smile and pulled Chen Nan over there. "The three of us, one for each of us."
Chen Nan looked at the two of them as if they were idiots. "Are you crazy? This is a couple outfit. We are not a couple. What's wrong with this? "
"Who said that only couples can wear it? We are cousins. We can wear it, too! " Su Qingqing pursed her lips and looked at the shop assistant beside her. "Shop assistant, do you think the siblings can wear these clothes?"
Cousins?
Couple outfits?????
The salesgirl was stunned for a moment, then she quickly said, "Yes, of course. The so-called couple's outfits are those that look similar in style and color. When two people walk together, they look intimate. Cousins are the closest family in the world. They can definitely wear it. "
Su Qingqing nodded happily. "That's great. Shop assistant, bring three outfits. Two for women and one for men. We can each have one."
"This …"
The shop assistant hesitated and said with a smile, "Sister, this outfit is sold as a set. There are two outfits in a set, one for a man and one for a woman. How about you buy four outfits? Two for women and two for men. What do you think? "
"Okay, okay, okay. No problem. Help me get it!"
Su Qingqing smiled happily. She raised her eyebrows and looked at Chen Nan. She said proudly, "What do you think? If I say that siblings can wear it, then they can wear it! "
"Are you stupid?" Chen Nan was a little speechless. "You asked the shop assistant if you can wear it. Would she tell you that she can't wear it in order to promote the product? Can you be any more stupid? "
Su Qingqing pouted. "You're the stupid one. I don't care whether it's a couple outfit or not. I just like it. You have to wear it with me."
"Is this outfit nice?"
Chen Nan stared at the couple outfit on the hanger. Whether it was a man's outfit or a woman's outfit, it was purely cute. There was even a Pleasant Goat hanging on the chest!
Damn, is this even a man's outfit?
Chen Nan said firmly, "It's so ugly. It's too bad for my image. I won't wear it even if I'm beaten to death."
"If you don't wear it, I'll strangle you!" Su Qingqing waved her lobster pincers and looked at Liu Tiantian. "Little love-struck fool, do you think this outfit is ugly? Do you want cousin to wear it? "
"It's nice and cute. Cousin must wear it with us!" Liu Tiantian raised her hands in agreement.
Chen Nan was sweating profusely. He stared at the two of them and said, "Depressing, you two are really stupid!"
"Stupid idiot, how dare you scold us!"
Su Qingqing said angrily. She stretched out her lobster pincers mercilessly and wreaked havoc on Chen Nan's body. She pinched the soft flesh on his waist and threatened, "Tell me, are you going to wear this outfit or not?"
Chen Nan held his head high and said, "My head can be broken, my blood can be shed, but I won't yield to force!"
"I'll let you go to hell."
Su Qingqing showed a devilish smile on her face. Her two lobster pincers wreaked havoc on Chen Nan's body. Chen Nan was helpless. He couldn't scold or hit her, so he had to surrender. "Fine, fine, fine, I'll wear it. I'll wear it with you."
"You're really my good cousin!"
Su Qingqing laughed proudly and took the clothes from the shop assistant.
There were four pieces of clothing in total. The three of them took one piece each. Su Qingqing pushed Chen Nan to the fitting room. "Stupid idiot, you go and try it on first. Let us see how it looks, hee hee."
Looking at the clothes embroidered with the pattern of Pleasant Goat in his hand, Chen Nan wanted to cry but had no tears. "To think that I, Chen Nan, my reputation will be ruined by this Pleasant Goat. It's sad, lamentable, but …"
"But your head! Go and change your clothes!"
Su Qingqing directly pushed Chen Nan into the fitting room.
Chen Nan reluctantly went in and changed his clothes. He looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't bear to look at it. For a man, the cute Pleasant Goat on his chest was too unsightly.
How the hell could he go out and meet people like this?
Chen Nan really had the impulse to tear the clothes apart. But when he thought of Su Qingqing's lobster claws, he immediately dismissed the idea.
"Idiot, why don't you come out? Come out quickly. Don't be shy. "Su Qingqing's voice came from outside.
"That's right, cousin. Come out quickly and let us see."
Chen Nan picked up the clothes he changed out of and gritted his teeth. He opened the door and walked out. As soon as he walked out, the two girls exclaimed —
"Wow, cousin, you're so cute!"
Cute!
Hearing these two words, Chen Nan had the urge to bang his head against the wall.
He looked down at the Pleasant Goat on his chest and cursed the designer of the clothes a hundred times in his heart. It would have been better if they had made a Big Bad Wolf. Why did they have to make a Pleasant Goat? He was a seven feet tall man at the age of being masculine and strong. How could someone say that he was cute? This really hurt his self-esteem!
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