"You call yourself a gentleman?"
"That's right." Chen Nan nodded without hesitation. "I'm a gentleman, and a gentleman is me."
"More like a hypocrite." Princess Dongfang rolled her eyes and said, "A gentleman wouldn't brag about himself like you do, and his eyes wouldn't stare at others lustfully like you do."
Chen Nan patted his forehead and said righteously, "I'm not bragging. I'm just telling you that I'm a gentleman so that you can rest assured about my character. As for my eyes, I'm even more wronged. How am I lustful? I'm obviously affectionate. Think about it, you're my girlfriend now. If I don't work hard to practice my eyes, what if I'm exposed? "
Dongfang Yunfei was speechless. This guy's words were clear and logical, but in the end, only he himself knew what he was thinking.
"Okay, okay, okay. I've wronged you. You're a good person, a true gentleman. Your character is worth full marks. Okay? "Princess Dongfang said helplessly.
If it were in the past, she would definitely argue with Chen Nan to the end. However, now that she needed his help, she had to give in.
Chen Nan nodded with satisfaction. "That's right. However, I've tried so hard to help you, but you wronged me just now. It's really hurtful. How about this, give me a reward, and I'll forgive you. "
Seeing that this guy was still pushing his luck, Princess Dongfang looked at him with some vigilance and said, "What do you want?"
Chen Nan smiled and said, "How about a kiss?"
Princess Dongfang licked her sexy lips, and her face was full of charm. She reached out and put her hand on Chen Nan's shoulder, and said in a soft voice, "Nan, are you sure you want me to kiss you?"
Seeing her expression, which was like a female pervert, exuding the smell of sex from head to toe, Chen Nan swallowed and said, "Of course."
"Hmm, wait for me. I'll get ready!"
Princess Dongfang smiled seductively. Then, she took out her phone and started playing Angry Bird in the car. She didn't even look at Chen Nan.
While driving, Chen Nan glanced at Princess Dongfang from time to time. His heart was itching.
After a full five minutes, Chen Nan could not help but ask, "Hey, how much longer do you need to prepare?"
Princess Dongfang winked at him and said with a smile, "Wait a little longer. I'm so shy. I need to prepare well."
Shy …
Upon hearing those two words, Chen Nan really wanted to stomp on her face.
He would rather believe that a sow could climb a tree than that Princess Dongfang would be shy.
Chen Nan didn't pay any more attention to her since he knew that she was playing with him. He lit a cigarette, put one hand on the window, and drove the car at a steady pace. As the saying goes, "It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge." Later, Princess Dongfang would beg him.
After more than ten minutes, Princess Dongfang put away her phone and looked at Chen Nan in surprise. "Hey, why didn't you rush me?"
"Why would I rush you? Kiss me if you want." Chen Nan glanced at her and said disdainfully, "You're so ugly. Do you think I'm looking forward to you kissing me?"
"You!"
Princess Dongfang gritted her teeth and was annoyed.
She had planned to make this bastard angry, but she didn't expect that Chen Nan wasn't looking forward to her kiss at all.
At this moment, Dongfang Yunfei seemed to have used all her strength to attack, but in the end, her fist landed on cotton. She didn't have any strength at all. Her heart was as depressed as it could be, as sullen as it could be.
Chen Nan turned to look at her and said with a smile, "My dear wife, you seem to be very aggrieved. Do you want to kiss me? "
"Go to hell!"
"If I'm dead, who will pretend to be your boyfriend?"
"Shut up!"
"Well, I'm so happy to see you so aggrieved." Chen Nan said with a smile. Suddenly, he stepped on the emergency brake and the car suddenly slowed down. Princess Dongfang couldn't control her body and hit her head on the dashboard.
"You bastard, do you want to die?" Princess Dongfang covered her forehead and roared at Chen Nan.
Chen Nan shrugged and looked innocent. "You didn't wear your seat belt. How can you blame me? You don't even know such basic things. Where did you get your driver's license? Serves him right if he dies from the collision! "
Princess Dongfang gritted her teeth and stared at Chen Nan. She wanted to slap him to Mars.
"There's a supermarket nearby. You have to buy something for your mother when you go home, right?" Chen Nan opened the door and got out. He looked back and saw Princess Dongfang still staring at him. He couldn't help laughing. "Why are you staring at me? It's the car that hit your head, not me. If you have the guts, smash the car! "
Princess Dongfang snorted and angrily opened the door and rushed out.
"Chen, just you wait. I'll get my revenge sooner or later!"
Princess Dongfang swore in her heart and strode to the supermarket.
Chen Nan stood next to the car and took a drag of his cigarette. He shouted with a smile, "My dear wife, hurry up. Otherwise, I won't be able to wait and may leave alone."
"Ah, ah, ah!"
Princess Dongfang covered her ears and stomped on the ground. She sped up and rushed to the supermarket.
Chen Nan touched his nose and showed a smirk on his face.
This evildoer had raped him more than once. Now, seeing her so sullen, Chen Nan felt very relieved.
Five minutes later, Princess Dongfang came out with a box of bird's nest.
"When you get to my house later, tell her that you gave it to my mother. Do you understand?" Princess Dongfang got in the car and said angrily.
Chen Nan ignored her and started the car.
Dongfang Yunfei glared at him. "If you mess up, see if I don't break your bones!"
Chen Nan still ignored her.
Princess Dongfang punched him in the arm. "Hey, I'm talking to you. Did you hear me?"
"I heard you."
"Why didn't you say anything?"
Dongfang Yunfei really had the urge to beat him up. This bastard was clearly trying to anger her on purpose.
Chen Nan sighed. "As the saying goes, one is marked by the company one keeps. You're so stupid. If I talk to you too much, I'm afraid my IQ will be lowered."
Dongfang Yunfei gnashed her teeth, and a creaking sound could be heard.
After a few minutes, she swallowed her anger. She was the one who asked for help!
…
After about 20 minutes, the sky gradually darkened. Chen Nan and Princess Dongfang arrived at a residential area.
After getting out of the car, Princess Dongfang looked at Chen Nan. "Squat down and carry me!"
"What?" Chen Nan dug his ears. "Are you crazy? I'm here to be your boyfriend, not your slave. "
"Stop talking nonsense. We'll be at my house after we get out of the parking lot. My mother must be waiting outside. She wants to see our most loving scene. Only then can she believe our relationship and give up the idea of matchmaking me! Do you understand? "
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