"What do you mean by hooking up? Don't tell me you think we're not a match made in heaven? "
Jiang Xiaomi strode in and stared at the phones in front of them. Her eyes seemed to be saying, "If you dare to say no, I'll teach you a lesson!"
Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie left the school during their afternoon nap, so they didn't know about Jiang Xiaomi's confession.
Although they didn't know what had happened, they could guess from Jiang Xiaomi's words that there must be something going on between her and Big Brother!
Definitely!
"Yes, yes, yes. Sister Mi … No, sister-in-law is right. You two are like lovebirds in the sky and intertwined branches on the ground!"
Zhu Bajie chuckled. His expression was like a blooming chrysanthemum. How could one word be used to describe him?
Chen Nan couldn't be bothered to explain. He walked over and looked at the two of them. "How are your injuries?"
Zhu Bajie lay on the bed, touched his buttocks, and cursed, "Fuck, those bastards hit me too hard. I got a knife on my buttocks, and gay Jiang got a knife on his hand."
Chen Nan's face turned cold. "Who did it?"
"Xiao Jianren and the rest." Zhu Bajie covered his butt and said bitterly, "During our afternoon nap, Jiang Xiaomi and I were about to go online, but we were stopped by Xiao Jianren. Motherf * cker, if it weren't for the fact that there were so many of them and they even brought knives, I would have crushed them to death. "
Chen Nan nodded. It must be because he had taught Xiao Jianren a lesson on the rooftop, so he blamed Zhu Bajie and the rest.
"Go out for a while," Chen Nan said to Jiang Xiaomi.
"What for?"
Jiang Xiaomi was unhappy.
Chen Nan pointed at Zhu Bajie and said, "I'm going to apply medicine on his butt. Do you want to watch?"
Jiang Xiaomi rolled her eyes and walked away obediently.
Chen Nan looked at Zhu Bajie's bandaged butt and smiled. "Do you know why your butt was stabbed? It's because you're too fat and too big of a target. "
Zhu Bajie scratched his head and laughed. "Then I'll eat well and drink well in the future, replenish my energy, and work hard to lose weight."
"You only know how to eat. You might as well stuff yourself to death."
Chen Nan laughed and scolded. Then, he removed the bandage, took out the medicine and dripped two drops on the wound.
"Damn, what a refreshing feeling. It's so cool." Zhu Bajie was so excited that he almost burst into tears. "Big brother, what kind of medicine is this? It's f * cking amazing. "
"I'll tell you once you've lost weight."
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes, speechless.
If he wanted him to lose weight, he probably wouldn't succeed in his next life.
Chen Nan smiled bitterly and shook his head. He dripped two more drops on Zhang Jiangyi's arm and said, "It will heal in two minutes. Do you know where that little bitch is now? We'll take our revenge later. "
"Well, this time I must beat that dog to death!" Zhu Bajie said fiercely and said, "He should be surfing the Internet in the Internet cafe."
Chen Nan nodded. Then, he picked up the phone on the bed and played the pornographic film.
Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie were speechless. When this guy entered the door, he looked so righteous and looked down on them for watching pornographic films. But now, in the blink of an eye, he became a pervert.
"Big brother, don't you think this kind of film is filthy and vulgar?" Zhu Bajie said.
Chen Nan lit a cigarette and stared at the screen of the phone. He didn't even turn his head and said, "How can such an elegant film be filthy and vulgar? Let me tell you, I'd rather believe that there are wolves in this world that don't eat meat than men who don't pervert. Even if there are one or two of the best, it's because of dysfunction. "
"Big brother, you've made me understand what it means to be a beast in human clothing." Zhang Jiangyi couldn't help but mutter.
Chen Nan didn't say anything. He directly took out a cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth. "Damn it, go smoke your cigarette. You're just watching a film and you're talking like a girl. It's really a bummer."
Zhang Jiangyi was completely speechless. From the beginning to the end, he didn't seem to have spoken half as much as Chen Nan.
Zhu Bajie also gave him the middle finger and said in disdain, "You're not serious about watching a film. Look carefully, this woman is about to spit out."
"Spit out my ass!" Chen Nan said, "Look at her body. She has no breasts and no ass. She's as thin as a bamboo pole. I bet that she won't spit it out even if she dies."
Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head and said proudly, "Big brother, you're going to lose. I've watched this film ten times. I'll definitely spit it out in five seconds. That's right."
Watched it ten times!
Chen Nan and Zhang Jiangyi were speechless.
Sure enough, after Zhu Bajie finished speaking, he really did spit it out.
At this moment, the door of the ward was pushed open. Jiang Xiaomi strode in and pointed at their noses and scolded, "You three perverts. You actually tricked me to go out, but you guys are hiding in here watching porn. Your integrity has been eaten by dogs!"
Chen Nan turned off the film and said with a smile, "Don't tell me you want to watch it with us too?"
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned. Then, she didn't show any weakness. She took a few steps forward and said to Chen Nan, "Humph, I'll watch it with you alone. I have the guts, but do you?"
Zhang Jiangyi and Zhu Bajie were stunned. These two … seemed to be having an affair!
Facing the fierce Jiang Xiaomi, Chen Nan took a step back weakly. "Seeing that you're a woman, I won't argue with you." Then, he looked at Zhu Bajie and said, "Your wound doesn't hurt anymore, right? Let's go and take revenge. "
Zhu Bajie scratched his butt and suddenly jumped up excitedly. "It doesn't hurt anymore. It really doesn't hurt anymore!"
…
Jiang Xiaomi originally wanted Chen Nan to play with her. However, when she heard that they were going to fight with Xiao Jianren, she immediately followed with a face full of excitement. She said that she wanted to watch the fun.
Just like that, the four of them left the hospital in a mighty manner.
Chen Nan and Jiang Xiaomi rode their motorcycles while Zhu Bajie and the others took a taxi and headed to Tianyu Internet Cafe.
Ten minutes later, the four of them appeared at the entrance of the Internet cafe.
As Zhu Bajie and Zhang Jiangyi were frequent customers of the Internet cafe, they were more familiar with the layout of the place. Therefore, the two of them looked around after entering the cafe.
Not long after, they found Xiao Jianren and a few of his underlings in a corner.
Chen Nan looked at Xiao Jianren who was playing games. He strode over and reached out to grab Xiao Jianren's hair and pulled hard. Xiao Jianren screamed in pain and rolled down from the chair, lying on the ground.
"Who the f * ck grabbed my hair? Do you want to die?"
Xiao Jianren cursed loudly. He got up with a face full of dirt and dirt. His face was full of anger. However, when he saw that the person in front of him was Chen Nan, he suddenly trembled and his face turned pale. He subconsciously took a step back.
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