When Dongfang Yunfei, who had just walked out of the door, heard this, she froze for a moment. Then she screamed a few times, stomped her feet a few times, and quickly walked away.
Su Qingqing and the others ran out of the room when they heard her scream. "What's wrong with you, Siren Concubine? Why are you screaming in the middle of the night? "
Princess Dongfang covered her wet skirt and quickly hid in her room. She stuck her head out and showed a forced smile. "No … nothing. I just saw a rat and I was scared."
"You've practiced martial arts for so many years in vain. You're still afraid of rats. I despise you!"
Su Qingqing smiled and gave her the middle finger, then went back to her room.
Princess Dongfang locked the door gloomily and gritted her teeth. "You stupid animal. I must take revenge. See how I'll torture you tomorrow! Hmph! "
…
After Chen Nan closed the door, he took a shower and got ready to sleep.
However, just as he lay on the bed, his cell phone rang. He took it out and saw that it was an unknown number.
"Hello, who is this?"
Chen Nan was in a good mood because he had just punished Princess Dongfang, so he spoke more kindly.
"Hubby, what are you doing?" A sweet voice came from the other side of the phone. It sounded familiar.
Chen Nan was stunned. Hubby? When did he become someone's hubby?
"Who are you? Did you call the wrong number? "
"Hmph!" A coquettish voice came from the other side of the phone. "You heartless man. You touched me in the private room last time. How could you forget me so quickly?"
In the private room?
Chen Nan suddenly realized that the voice sounded familiar. It was Li Xiao, who had almost slept with him in the private room last time. "So it's you, little wife. How did you get my number?"
"You called me little wife. How could I not have my hubby's number?" Li Xiao giggled.
Chen Nan knew that Li Xiao and Dongfang Yunfei were old classmates and best friends. In women's terms, they were best friends. Dongfang Yunfei must have given her this number.
"Hubby, did you miss me?" Li Xiao asked with a smile.
Chen Nan couldn't help but tease her when he heard her call him 'hubby' again and again. "Can you be a little more reserved?"
Li Xiao's bell-like laughter came from the phone. She said sweetly, "Hubby, you're so bad. You only know how to tease me. I'm already reserved. Tell me, what are you doing now?"
A sinister smile appeared on Chen Nan's face. Suddenly, he exclaimed, "Oh!"
Hearing Chen Nan's shout, Li Xiao was even more confused. "What the hell are you doing? Why are you yelling? "
"I'm hitting a plane!" Chen Nan said shamelessly.
"Ah?" Li Xiao exclaimed. Finally, she sighed and said in a distressed tone, "Poor hubby. When I'm not by your side, you can only comfort yourself with your hands. Hubby, you must be careful. It's bad for your body to have sex with me. If you can't hold it in, you can go to Miss. I won't blame you. "
Chen Nan's face darkened. He was speechless!
He thought that Li Xiao would be embarrassed when he said this, but he didn't expect that she would tease him.
"Are you a woman or not?" Chen Nan said gloomily.
"Of course, and I'm a stunning beauty!" Li Xiao's laughter was very seductive. "Didn't you touch me last time? Can't you even recognize this?"
Chen Nan felt like he was about to break down. This woman was really capable of saying anything.
"But I heard that some transvestite can also be faked."
"You're so annoying. You actually called me a transvestite." Li Xiao said with some dissatisfaction and asked, "By the way, hubby, when will you come to see me? I miss you so much. "
Miss me?
Chen Nan was amused. These words were too deceptive. He and Li Xiao had only met once. Although they almost had a one-night stand, it wasn't so easy to have feelings for each other, right?
If they had sex last time, there might have been a "day" that would make them fall in love. But last time, there was no "day" at all!
"Then how much do you miss me?" Chen Nan laughed.
"I miss you during the day and miss you at night. I miss you so much that I can't eat or drink. I wash my face with tears all day long. I eat insomnia as food. I'm going crazy." Li Xiao said in a pitiful voice.
Chen Nan was speechless for a long time. "Can you be any more ridiculous?"
"I'm telling the truth!" Li Xiao's voice was soft and sweet as she said, "Just because I took one look at you last time, I fell head over heels in love with you. Don't tell me you didn't feel my strong love?"
"No."
"How can you be like this? At least comfort me. Alas, I'm so sad. My heart is broken."
Chen Nan really wanted to reply to her. Others said that men's words were nonsense, but this woman's words were even more nonsense than men's! "Since you miss me so much, how about we get a room tonight?"
"Hubby, you're so bad. You just want to sleep with me."
Chen Nan laughed. "Of course, I'm burning with desire now. I was flying just now. Can you bear not to get a room with me?"
"But …" Li Xiao sighed for a long time. "Unfortunately, I'm not in Ningjiang City right now. I can't get a room with you. I'm sorry, hubby."
"Then you can take a plane and fly back."
"No, the plane is not safe." Li Xiao said in a sweet voice, "You just flew. If I take a plane, what if I'm shot down by you?"
"F * ck!"
Chen Nan couldn't hold back and cursed.
Li Xiao said with some dissatisfaction, "Hubby, why are you messing around? You can do it with your hands. Don't go outside and become a rapist. If you're caught by the police, what will I do for the rest of my life?"
Chen Nan had a feeling of collapse. This woman was simply not human. If he continued to talk to her, he would have a mental breakdown.
"Li Xiao, f * ck you!"
Chen Nan said fiercely and then hung up the phone. The moment he hung up the phone, Li Xiao's proud laughter came from the other side.
"This woman is a demon!"
Chen Nan sighed and threw his phone aside. Then he lay on the bed and fell asleep not long after.
… ….
The next morning, Chen Nan came to the classroom. Before he could sit down, he was called into the office by Lan Yuqin.
Lan Yuqin's face was very ugly today. It could only be described as cold as ice. She sat at the desk and stared at Chen Nan. Suddenly, she slapped the table. "Chen Nan, you bastard, what did you do yesterday!?"
Chen Nan was a little confused. He had blackmailed Principal Yang yesterday and did nothing else!
Looking at his confused face, Lan Yuqin's face became colder. She said angrily, "You are simply an animal! A female comrade came to me this morning and complained that you went to the brothel yesterday and slept with her without paying. Is that true!? "
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