"Flirt my ass!"
Lan Yuqin glared at him and said angrily, "You little bastard. Every time I have a good impression of you, it's immediately ruined by you. Can't you be more serious?"
Chen Nan looked innocent. "Then as a teacher, can't you be more civilized?"
"You!"
Lan Yuqin was speechless. It wasn't that she was impolite, but whenever she saw Chen Nan, she couldn't help but scold him out of habit. This guy was really despicable. "Oh right, didn't you leave a long time ago? Why are you still behind me? "
"You want to know?"
"Nonsense, why would I ask you if I didn't want to know?" Lan Yuqin said angrily.
Chen Nan gave her a bright smile, then turned around and walked away. As he walked, he said infuriatingly, "Your attitude is too bad. I can't be bothered with you."
In fact, after Chen Nan walked out of the office, he felt that his bladder was suffocating, so he went to the bathroom to relieve it. As a result, when he came out, he saw Lan Yuqin being harassed by Yang Shan.
Staring at Chen Nan's back, Lan Yuqin gritted her teeth. She wanted to rush up and slap him.
"Bastard!"
Lan Yuqin muttered, then turned around and walked back to the dorm. However, as she walked, she couldn't help but smile …
As if he heard Lan Yuqin's muttering, Chen Nan turned around and looked at her. Then, he smiled bitterly and shook his head, then walked towards the school gate. This woman had a sharp tongue but a soft heart. Although she kept calling him a bastard, she didn't have any hostility in her heart.
…
When Chen Nan returned home, there was no one inside.
Su Yixuan and Princess Dongfang did not get off work. As for Su Qingqing and Liu Tiantian, Chen Nan called them and found out that they did not go home after school. Instead, they went shopping.
After smoking a cigarette in the living room, Chen Nan felt quite bored, so he went back to his room. He was ready to continue watching the romantic action film that he had not finished yesterday.
However, what made him depressed was that the website from yesterday seemed to have been shut down. He couldn't find it even after searching for a long time.
In the end, Chen Nan had no choice but to give up.
"F * cking Internet police, why are they sweeping for porn?"
Shaking his head and sighing, Chen Nan opened QQ and logged in. Just as he was about to find a pretty girl to chat with, a cough came from the speaker. Someone had sent a friend request.
Chen Nan frowned and clicked on the information. His eyes immediately lit up.
Nickname: Little Vixen. Age: 18. Gender: Female.
As soon as he saw the age and gender of the other party, Chen Nan accepted and added the other party as a friend without hesitation. He felt that the heavens were really watching over him. He was just looking for a pretty girl to chat with, and this pretty girl came knocking on his door.
After he successfully added her as a friend, the other party quickly sent a message.
Chen Nan opened it and was dumbfounded.
"Brother, do you need any special services? I'm so lonely at home. "
Three words appeared in Chen Nan's mind — F * ck you!
After all this time, the other party was a prostitute looking for business online?
Chen Nan patted his head. He felt that the Internet nowadays was too deceitful. When you wanted to play a game, they would pop up a porn video. Now, when you wanted to find a pretty girl to talk about life with, they would give you a prostitute …
Chen Nan sighed and replied to the other party, "Miss, do you owe me?"
Chen Nan thought that the other party would not reply after he sent this message. However, what made him speechless was that not only did the other party reply, but she also replied very quickly. How shameless!
"Yes, yes. I'm looking for a prostitute."
Chen Nan felt like he had been defeated. This young lady in front of him was simply invincible!
"What do you look like?" Chen Nan was also bored out of his mind, so he replied to her unhurriedly.
"You look very pretty. Those who have seen me say that I have a child's face and huge boobs!"
Child's face and huge boobs?
Chen Nan subconsciously thought of Liu Tiantian. That girl was the real deal. She definitely had a child's face and huge boobs! Everything else was fake and inferior.
"What's the use of just talking about it? Show me a picture."
The other party's reply speed was much faster than Chen Nan's. In the blink of an eye, another message popped up. "You're really pretty. Why do you have to look at the picture? Not only do I have a pretty face and fair skin, but I also have a slim waist and long legs. Especially my little mouth. It's very sexy. It's very fun to play with."
Chen Nan could not help but swallow his saliva. "Miss, you forgot to mention the butt."
"You're so annoying. Is the butt that important?"
"Nonsense. If the butt is not good, everything will be for naught. Unless your butt is very small?"
"Brother, you're so naughty. My butt is perky and round, and it's very elastic. Hehe, it's only a thousand yuan per play. Are you tempted? "
"Miss, you're too unprofessional. Other people only charge a hundred yuan for a night, but you charge a thousand yuan per play. Why don't you rob a bank?"
"A virgin is worth ten thousand yuan. Although I'm not a virgin, it's only my second time. A thousand yuan is considered cheap."
"In your line of work, who doesn't say that it's their second time?"
"Aiyo, it's really my second time. My butt is still pink and tender. It's not dark at all."
"Then send me a picture of it."
"No, it's so embarrassing. My good brother, come and take care of business. I'm really lonely."
After chatting with her for a while, Chen Nan realized that his lower body was already shamelessly hard. His pervert was holding his head high, as if he wanted to jump out of his underwear. "Cut the crap. Send me a picture."
"My good brother, don't be so fierce …"
Chen Nan was speechless. He closed the chat window and went to find a movie to watch. He even suspected that the lady opposite him was a woman he knew who was deliberately playing a prank on him.
Then, Chen Nan found a movie to watch, but the other party kept sending him messages.
She sent more than ten messages in a row, but Chen Nan did not reply. In the end, the lady probably had no choice but to send him a picture file.
Seeing that the picture had finally arrived, Chen Nan could not wait to open the picture. However, when he saw it, he suddenly had the urge to curse. He had been tricked! The woman in the picture was actually Fan Bingbing.
"Don't tell me you look exactly like Fan Bingbing," Chen Nan replied.
"Yes, I really look exactly like Fan Bingbing. You can come and take a look. If we don't look alike, I'll let you have fun for free for a night. I'll even give you a thousand yuan."
Chen Nan stared at the woman in the photo and was a little tempted. She was practically carved out of the same mold as Fan Bingbing. One thousand yuan … didn't seem very expensive. After all, she had the same face as a celebrity.
Why not … go and have some fun? Have a taste of a woman?
"Where are you? I'll come and find you. "
After Chen Nan sent the message, there was no reply for a long time. After a full five minutes, the other party replied with a sentence that almost made Chen Nan collapse. "Chen Nan, you damn beast. You're an animal with terrible moral character. You're shameless and inhumane. I despise you!"
(Author's note: It's a little late. The third chapter will be even later. Everyone, read it tomorrow morning.)
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