"Haha, okay, I like drinking the most."
Zhu Bajie laughed, but then he frowned, "No, I've said what I wanted to say, but you haven't agreed to be my master!"
"Do you really want to learn martial arts?"
Zhu Bajie nodded quickly, "Of course. Not only do I want to learn martial arts, but I also want to learn how to pick up girls. Su Qingqing chased after me as soon as I arrived. You're so awesome. "
Zhu Bajie salivated at the mention of the word "picking up girls". That spectacular scene was truly amazing!
"Look at how useless you are. You still want to pick up girls? Any girl would be scared away by you."
Chen Nan laughed and threw a cigarette to him.
Zhu Bajie hurriedly wiped off his saliva. His face was filled with a sneaky smile. It was indescribably wretched. "Master, did you promise to teach me?"
"Teach you?"
Chen Nan smiled and did not promise. He did not know how long he would stay in school. If he heard the whereabouts of his junior sister from Hohinya tomorrow, or if he got the news from Su Yixuan a week later, he might leave. So he shook his head and said, "I don't have time now. Let's talk about it later."
"Later!"
Zhu Bajie screamed and was scared. He looked at Chen Nan in shock, "Do you have to … f * ck? Don't be so evil. I didn't expect you to have such a unique taste. I'm a real man. "
Later?
Chen Nan was stunned and kicked Zhu Bajie's ass directly, "F * ck you. What's in your head? I'm talking about later. Do you understand?"
Zhu Bajie took a long breath, "You scared me. I thought you were going to sleep with me!"
"Sleep with your ass!"
Chen Nan didn't even want to scold him anymore. He thought that he was already evil enough, but he didn't expect that there would always be someone better than him. Compared to Zhu Bajie, he, Chen Nan, was simply the model of a pure and good man.
Zhu Bajie smiled wretchedly and said, "By the way, you skipped class and were chased by the teacher. What happened later?"
"Can't you tell that Sister Qin is chasing me because she likes me?" Chen Nan sighed and said, "It's not a good thing for a man to be too charming. Women chase after him wherever he goes. Sigh!"
"Stop bragging."
Zhu Bajie stared at Chen Nan and said, "If you said that Su Qingqing pursued you, I would believe it. After all, now the whole school knows that you two are in a relationship. But Monitor is different. She pursued you because you skipped class. You are too good at bragging."
"Skipping class is just an excuse for her to chase after me. You won't understand." Chen Nan sighed. Then, as if he suddenly remembered something, he frowned and said, "What did you just say? Su Qingqing and I are dating? Why don't I know about this? "
"Stop pretending." Zhu Bajie said, "When you went to eat, you were so intimate. Even a fool could tell. Now, the whole school knows."
Chen Nan was speechless. This rumor was too scary!
At that time, he just thought that Su Qingqing smelled good and wanted to take advantage of her. He didn't expect that in other people's eyes, it would change.
"Forget it. Let's go and have a drink."
Chen Nan was too lazy to explain because no one would believe him even if he did.
The two of them bragged as they walked to a bar near the school.
However, when they passed by the school gate, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. Because he saw a familiar person. To be precise, it was an acquaintance with violent tendencies — Jiang Xiaomi, the savage girl he met in the toilet in the morning!
What was worse was that this savage girl seemed to have noticed him and was running towards him.
"Master, do you have a grudge against her?"
Zhu Bajie asked timidly when he saw Chen Nan stop and Jiang Xiaomi rushing over with an unfriendly look.
"Not exactly a grudge, but she is definitely an enemy."
As Chen Nan spoke, he quickly scanned the surroundings to find the best way to escape.
At this time, Jiang Xiaomi was already three meters away. She clenched her fist and scolded, "You pervert, pervert, it's your bad luck to meet me here!" Then, she pounced forward and punched Chen Nan's face.
Chen Nan was helpless against this savage girl.
With his ability, it was not difficult to subdue her. What was worse was that once he fought with her, it would definitely attract other people's attention. By then, the matter of him barging into the female toilet would be exposed.
For the sake of his reputation, Chen Nan made a great decision — run for his life!
"Brother, you're on your own now," Chen Nan patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and rushed towards the school at an extremely fast speed.
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned. Before she could react, Chen Nan had already rushed to the school gate.
"Bastard, pervert, don't run if you have the guts! Stop right there, stop right there! "
Jiang Xiaomi chased after him. Unfortunately, by the time she reached the school, Chen Nan was already gone.
"Pervert, I won't let you go next time." Jiang Xiaomi clenched her fist and stomped her foot angrily. She was depressed. Why did this pervert run so fast every time?
The more Jiang Xiaomi thought about it, the angrier she got. She had been a chivalrous person in school since she was young, but she had never met such an opponent!
"Hmph, you can't hide forever. I'll beat this fatty up first!" Jiang Xiaomi gritted her teeth and rushed out of the school gate.
She pounced on Zhu Bajie and gave him a good beating. She vented all the anger she got from Chen Nan on Zhu Bajie. She scolded him as she beat him up, "Zhu Bajie, you stupid pig head. You're always looking at me like a pervert. You must have done a lot of dirty things with that pervert. I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up!"
Poor Zhu Bajie. Before he knew what was going on, he was beaten up by Jiang Xiaomi. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He didn't learn any martial arts, but he took the beating for Chen Nan instead. "Haha, sure, I love drinking."
Zhu Bajie laughed, but then he frowned. "That's not right. I've already said what I wanted to say. You haven't agreed to be my master!"
"You really want to learn martial arts?"
Zhu Bajie nodded quickly. "Of course. Not only do I want to learn martial arts, but I also want to learn how to pick up girls. I just arrived and Su Qingqing is already chasing after me. You're too awesome. "
Zhu Bajie's saliva flowed out of his mouth when he heard the word "pick up girls". That spectacular scene was really amazing!
"Look at how useless you are. You still want to pick up girls? Any girl would be scared away by you."
Chen Nan laughed and threw a cigarette to him.
Zhu Bajie wiped his saliva hurriedly. He had a sneaky smile on his face. It was indescribably wretched. "Master, did you agree to teach me?"
"Teach you?"
Chen Nan smiled but didn't agree. He didn't know how long he would stay in the school. If he found out the whereabouts of his little junior sister from Hohinya tomorrow, or if he got some news from Su Yixuan a week later, he might leave. So he shook his head and said, "I don't have time for that now. Let's talk about it later."
"Later!"
Zhu Bajie screamed. He was so scared that his butthole tightened. He looked at Chen Nan in shock. "Do you have to … f * ck? Don't be so evil. I didn't expect you to have such a unique taste. I'm a real man. "
Later?
Chen Nan was stunned for a moment. He kicked Zhu Bajie's ass directly. "F * ck you. What's in your head? I'm talking about later. Do you understand?"
Zhu Bajie took a long breath. "You scared me. I thought you were going to sleep with me!"
"Sleep with your ass!"
Chen Nan didn't even want to scold him anymore. He thought that he was already evil enough, but he didn't expect that there would always be someone better than him. Compared to Zhu Bajie, he, Chen Nan, was simply the model of a pure and good man.
Zhu Bajie smiled wretchedly and said, "By the way, you skipped class and ran away. You were chased by the teacher. What happened later?"
"Don't you see that Sister Qin chased me because she likes me?" Chen Nan sighed. "It's not a good thing for a man to be too charming. He is chased by women wherever he goes. Alas!"
"Don't brag."
Zhu Bajie stared at Chen Nan and said, "If you said that Su Qingqing chased you, I would believe it. After all, now the whole school knows that you are in a relationship. But the teacher is different. She chased you because you skipped class. You are too good at bragging."
"Skipping class is just an excuse for her to chase me. You don't understand." Chen Nan sighed. Then he suddenly thought of something and frowned. "What did you just say? Su Qingqing and I are in a relationship? Why don't I know about this? "
"Don't pretend." Zhu Bajie said, "When you went to eat, you were so intimate. Even a fool could see it. Now the whole school knows."
Chen Nan was helpless. This rumor was too terrible!
At that time, he just thought that Su Qingqing smelled good and wanted to take advantage of her. He didn't expect that in other people's eyes, it was different.
"Forget it. Let's go and have a drink."
Chen Nan was too lazy to explain because no one would believe him even if he did.
The two of them bragged as they walked to a bar near the school.
However, when they passed by the school gate, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. Because he saw a familiar person. To be precise, it was an acquaintance with violent tendencies — Jiang Xiaomi, the wild girl he met in the toilet in the morning!
What was worse was that this wild girl seemed to have noticed him and was running towards him.
"Master, do you have a grudge against her?"
Zhu Bajie asked timidly when he saw Chen Nan stop and Jiang Xiaomi rushing over with an unfriendly look.
"Not exactly a grudge, but she is definitely an enemy."
As Chen Nan spoke, he quickly scanned the surroundings to find the best escape route.
At this time, Jiang Xiaomi was already three meters away. She clenched her fist and scolded, "You pervert, pervert, it's your bad luck to meet me here!" Then, she pounced forward and punched Chen Nan's face.
Chen Nan was helpless against this wild girl.
With his ability, it was not difficult to subdue her. What was worse was that once he fought with her, it would definitely attract other people's attention. By then, the matter of him barging into the female toilet would be exposed.
For his reputation, Chen Nan made a great decision — run for his life!
"Brother, you're on your own now," Chen Nan patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and rushed towards the school at an extremely fast speed.
Jiang Xiaomi was stunned. Before she could react, Chen Nan had already rushed to the school gate.
"Bastard, pervert, don't run if you have the guts! Stop right there, stop right there! "
Jiang Xiaomi chased after him. Unfortunately, by the time she reached the school, Chen Nan was already gone.
"Pervert, I won't let you go next time." Jiang Xiaomi clenched her fist and stomped her foot angrily. She was depressed. Why did this pervert run so fast every time?
The more Jiang Xiaomi thought about it, the angrier she got. She had been a hero in school since she was young, but she had never met such an opponent!
"Hmph, you can't hide forever. I'll beat this fatty up first!" Jiang Xiaomi gritted her teeth and rushed out of the school gate.
She pounced on Zhu Bajie and gave him a good beating. She vented all her anger from Chen Nan on Zhu Bajie. As she beat him, she scolded, "Zhu Bajie, you stupid pig head. You're always looking at me like a pervert. I've long known that you're not a good person. You must have done a lot of dirty things with that pervert. I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up, I'll beat you up!"
Poor Zhu Bajie. Before he could understand what was going on, he was beaten up by Jiang Xiaomi. His nose was bruised and his face was swollen. He did not learn any martial arts, but he took the beating for Chen Nan.
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