"Big and perky, no wonder the button popped open!"
After walking out of the office, Chen Nan sighed evilly in his heart. Just as he walked out of the classroom, he saw a big fat guy standing outside the door. It seemed like he was also being punished.
When he saw Chen Nan walking over, the big fat guy's eyes lit up as if he had seen his idol. He said excitedly, "Master, you're so awesome, I admire you so much."
Chen Nan was stunned. "What? Master? "
"Yes, you're my master." The fat guy said excitedly, "Everyone else in the class thinks you're an idiot, that's why you dared to go against Xiao Jiji. But I think you're bold because you're skilled. Hehe, take me in as your disciple! "
"Idiot? Bullsh * t! "Chen Nan glared." Who the f * ck said I'm an idiot? I'm so handsome, do I look like an idiot? "
The fat guy looked helpless. "Other than me … everyone else said you're an idiot."
"A bunch of blind people."
Chen Nan scolded and asked casually, "How did you get punished?"
"My face is too fat and my eyes are too small. I can't open them. The teacher said I was sleeping." The fat guy said helplessly.
"That works?"
Chen Nan looked at the fat guy's eyes and felt helpless.
"It's all because I'm too fat. My fat covers my eyes." The fat guy sighed and said, "Actually, when I was young, my eyes were really big and I was really handsome. Everyone said I looked like Andy Lau!"
"Do you dare to brag any more?"
The fat guy scratched his head. "Hehe, I'm wrong. Actually, when I was young, I was more handsome than Andy Lau."
"…"
Chen Nan was completely speechless. He didn't expect there to be someone more shameless than him in this world. At this moment, his phone suddenly rang.
He frowned and took it out. It was Su Qingqing.
Chen Nan scanned the classroom through the window and didn't see Su Qingqing. He picked up the phone. "Qingqing, where did you go?"
Su Qingqing did not reply. Instead, she asked awkwardly, "Sha Dan, where … where are you?"
"Outside the classroom."
"I'm in the toilet …" Su Qingqing seemed a little hesitant. After a while, she said, "Sha Dan, I … I accidentally dropped it into the toilet. Go to the supermarket and buy me a pack."
Chen Nan was stunned. "That? What's that? "
"Exactly …"
Su Qingqing felt a little embarrassed. She just remembered that Chen Nan was a guy who didn't even know what a thong was. If she didn't explain it clearly, he definitely wouldn't understand. Su Qingqing gritted her teeth. "It's … the one that girls use!"
Chen Nan was still confused. "What is that?"
"I …" Su Qingqing wanted to cry but had no tears.
If it weren't for the fact that the other students were still in class, she definitely wouldn't have called Chen Nan. "You're really a Sha Dan. It's … it's the Wei … Wei … Sheng Towel."
"You should have said that earlier. Why did you have to say that? How would I know what it is?"
Chen Nan sighed and felt very helpless. Ever since he made a fool of himself in class, Su Qingqing changed the way she called him from "Brother Pure" to "Sha Dan". This made him feel very uncomfortable.
Su Qingqing, who was in the toilet, was speechless. Although she was a little unruly, she was still a girl. How could she have the nerve to say such things directly?
"Go and come back quickly. Just buy a small pack."
"No problem."
Chen Nan hung up the phone. Before he could turn around, the big fatty beside him hurriedly asked, "Master, who is this Qingqing you're talking about? Don't tell me it's the campus belle Su? "
"It's Su Qingqing. What's wrong?"
The fat guy suddenly drooled and said excitedly, "She actually took the initiative to call you? Master, you're really my idol. You're so awesome. Why did she call you? "
"I'm so handsome. Of course, she wants to pursue me," Chen Nan said.
The fat guy almost fell to the ground. He looked at Chen Nan with a face full of disbelief. He dug his ears and said, "Did I hear it wrong? Su Qingqing wants to pursue you? "
"Yes, she just called me and wanted to ask me out for lunch. I didn't agree, but I think she'll ask me out later," Chen Nan said lightly. He didn't know how to blush at all.
The fat guy was dumbfounded. He looked at Chen Nan stupidly and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
Su Qingqing was the campus belle recognized by all the boys in the school. There were at least eight hundred boys who wanted to pursue her, if not a thousand, but which of them didn't end in failure? Now, Su Qingqing wanted to pursue Chen Nan? And Chen Nan didn't even agree?
The fat guy felt that the world was too ridiculous. Chen Nan should be struck by lightning. How could he let go of a date with such a stunning beauty?
"Master, you're worse than a beast!"
The fat guy muttered, but when he looked up, he found that Chen Nan was already ten meters away.
When he was about to reach the door of the teacher's office, Chen Nan suddenly stopped. Now Lan Yuqin was in the office. It was really not easy to sneak past under her eyes!
After Chen Nan took a deep breath, he directly rushed over with big strides.
However, the moment he rushed over —
"Chen Nan, where are you going if you're not in class? Stop right there, stop right there! "Lan Yuqin, who was in the office, quickly stood up and chased after him.
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