A Good Romance
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With Sunset Bow, Ling Han wanted to injure Small Saber King and take his blood to curse. However, Small Saber King was indeed strong, slashing away all his attacks, and it was Hu Niu who made the contribution.
He stretched out his finger and pressed on a pattern on the Vial of Curses — it was a death curse.
However, to Ling Han's surprise, that pattern didn't light up.
"Huh, what's going on?" Ling Han was startled, but soon realized that some people were tough and hard to be cursed to death. For example, he was fine even after entering the ancient mine, needing at least ten days to half a month to be affected by the curse Qi.
Come, to curse Small Saber King to death, one drop of blood wasn't enough.
Ling Han settled for the next best thing, and said to himself, "I can't curse you to death, so I'll curse you to get sick. I can't let you off so easily …"
He pressed on another pattern, and this time, the pattern lit up.
This meant that the curse took effect, and the effect was to get sick. As for what kind of sickness, Ling Han didn't know.
Ling Han started to advance, feeling that he really suffered a great loss this time. The golden ship was destroyed, and he even lost three arrows. In the future, he definitely had to take down Small Saber King. Small Saber King obtained almost all the ancient dynasty's treasures, which was enough to make up for his losses.
But now, Ling Han decided to break through to the Spiritual Infant Tier as soon as possible. Otherwise, he could only flee if he encountered Small Saber King, and if he didn't still have the Black Tower, he wouldn't even be able to flee for his life.
Under the powerful pressure, his fighting spirit also became high.
However, after walking for a while, he suddenly felt a sense of danger, and raised his voice, "Since you're here, why hide?"
Small Saber King's figure appeared, and he said coldly, "You think you can escape from my palm, truly too naive!"
"Whether I'm naive or not is another matter, but I think you're going to be out of luck …" Ling Han said with a smile.
"Oh, how unlucky," Small Saber King said casually as he pressed towards Ling Han. He didn't dare to be careless, as he hadn't sensed Hu Niu's presence all this while. That little girl could turn into lightning, and her speed was extremely fast. Moreover, her teeth were extremely sharp, and could even bite through his defenses.
Ling Han thought about it and said, "Just wait and see."
"Ha …" Small Saber King sneered. He naturally thought that Ling Han was only making empty threats. He continued to close in on Ling Han. His Blade Will spread out and locked onto Ling Han. As long as Ling Han made the slightest movement, he would slash out his Heaven Blade and kill him on the spot.
The reason why he hadn't drawn his saber yet was that he still wanted to know Hu Niu's whereabouts. She had grasped the Thunderclap Ninth Heaven secret technique, and this was something he was determined to obtain.
But at this moment, his stomach suddenly growled.
Small Saber King's expression instantly became strange.
He actually had a stomachache.
How is that possible?
After advancing into the Flower Blossom Tier, martial artists would have broken away from the mortal world, and it was impossible for them to fall sick, what more a stomachache. But now, he really felt that his stomach was in extreme pain, and there was something that was about to rush out.
There's no justice in this.
Starting from the Flower Blossom Tier, even if a martial artist ate, the beneficial things would be absorbed by the body, while the impurities would be expelled through the skin. Their entire body would be free of impurities and impurities, and there would definitely be no need for the Cycle of Five Grains.
Now, he just wanted to relieve himself and release to his heart's content.
"Yes, you're out of luck as expected," Ling Han said with a smile.
Small Saber King wanted to draw his saber, but with a pu, he let out a loud fart. His face turned green, and that urge became stronger and stronger, making him clamp his legs tightly together to no avail. He couldn't hold it back no matter what.
"You, you just wait …" Small Saber King was someone, after all, so how could he possibly spew shit and fight at the same time? He hurriedly twisted his butt and left, scuttling into a clump of grass. Instantly, the sounds of his stomach moving were like thunder, crackling and unstoppable.
"Admirable, admirable …" Ling Han said from afar. "Small Saber King is indeed powerful, a move of suffocating the enemy is practically unprecedented. I really can't learn it even if I wanted to …"
Small Saber King wanted to retort, but his stomach was surging, and instantly turned into a muffled groan as he held back his strength and sucked to his heart's content.
"Eat my arrow!" Ling Han drew the Sunset Bow, and the arrow was already on the bowstring.
"Ling Han, you're despicable and shameless!" Small Saber King roared angrily. Without Hu Niu's restraint, he actually wasn't afraid of Ling Han's archery, but with his current situation, did he have to brandish his saber while erupting behind his buttocks?
"Against a deranged person like you, what need is there to talk about rules?" Ling Han shot an arrow. He was also extremely furious. Small Saber King cold-bloodedly killed the people of two villages, and Ling Han clearly knew that shooting this arrow would only make Small Saber King look even more miserable, but he still decided to waste it.
Xiu, the arrow turned into a streak of white light and shot out like a flying dragon in the sky.
Small Saber King was helpless, and could only brandish his saber to parry. His butt was bare, and that appearance was truly miserable to the extreme.
"Ling Han, if I don't kill you, I swear I'm not human … pu …" He hadn't finished his vicious words when he had no choice but to squat down again and suck to his heart's content.
"Kill me, then I'll kill you …" Ling Han snorted, and didn't attack again, instead turning to leave.
Small Saber King still had a diamond puppet, and they should be searching for him separately. A long time had already passed, and Small Saber King probably summoned the puppet through a secret technique. If he didn't leave now, he'd have to hide in the Black Tower again.
He used the Demon Fairy Step to move into the distance, and from afar, he seemed to be able to hear the thunderous sounds of diarrhea.
Spiritual Infant Tier cultivators were so strong in this aspect …
Three days later, Ling Han arrived at a city. The patterns on the Vial of Curses were already dim and lightless, and Small Saber King's drop of blood was already exhausted, so he couldn't be cursed anymore. Ling Han couldn't help but sigh inwardly in pity. If he could make Small Saber King have diarrhea until he died, it'd be a relief.
He summoned both Zhu Xuan Er and Hu Niu. The three of them walked on the streets, but very soon, they saw people pointing at them and talking about them. After a while, Ling Han discovered that his and Hu Niu's portraits were plastered all over the city.
This was a bounty notice, saying that whoever found their whereabouts and provided information would receive a large reward. However, the bounty notice only had his and Hu Niu's portraits, and didn't have their names.
Obviously, the bounty was issued by Small Saber King, but presumably, he still had some misgivings, not daring to mention Ling Han's name. After all, Ling Han was a Heaven Grade alchemist, and if you publicly issued a bounty, weren't you afraid of incurring the wrath of the Alchemist Society?
He was only in the Spiritual Infant Tier now, and hadn't advanced into the Shattering Void Tier, so he could act recklessly.
Ling Han hurriedly left with Hu Niu and Zhu Xuan Er. As expected, not long after, Small Saber King caught up. He, Hu Niu, and Zhu Xuan Er entered the Black Tower, changed their appearances with the Disguise Pill, and appeared openly.
"Ling Han …" Just as they were about to leave the city, they saw Small Saber King charge over, targeting Ling Han and Hu Niu. With a slash of his saber, he was like a flying immortal.
How did this guy discover their disguise?
Ling Han was astonished, and hurriedly used the Demon Fairy Step to dodge, while Hu Niu turned into a flash of lightning, charging towards Small Saber King.
"You want to use the same move twice in front of me?" Small Saber King sneered.
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