For a period of time, Sun Mo was addicted to the PUBG game. Every day when he returned home from work, he would switch on his computer, play a round, and then finish off his opponent with a single shot.
Speaking of which, wasn't the red-crowned crane considered a bird as well?
Farewell, my 98K!
Farewell, my 2 seconds 17 shots!
Farewell, my chicken!
While Sun Mo's mind was filled with distracting thoughts, brute force erupted from his hands as he tossed out the wooden blade.
Hu!
The wooden blade whistled through the air and accurately shot toward the red-crowned crane that was flaunting its prowess on the papaya girl's back.
To speak the truth, a cultivator's vision, reflexes, and explosive force were all top-notch. Throwing an object with one's bare hands would definitely hit its target.
But this time around, just as the wooden blade was about to hit the red-crowned crane's head, the red-crowned crane that was spewing out the smell of alcohol actually stretched out its right wing.
Pak!
This wing, which was covered in pure white feathers, actually caught the wooden sword that was flying at high speed. Then, it brandished the sword in a flash.
Ga ga!
The red-crowned crane's unpleasant voice let out a strange cry. After that, it leaped down from Lu Zhiruo's back and pounced toward Sun Mo.
"..."
Sun Mo was dumbfounded.
That feeling was like when he used a rod to beat the mad dog that was chasing after a little girl. This made Sun Mo feel a sense of absurdity.
"Who is the human here? Are you not afraid of me? "
Just as this thought flashed through his mind, the red-crowned crane had already gotten close. The black sandalwood blade whistled through the air and came slashing down.
If it were to hit, blood would definitely be seen.
Sun Mo retreated.
After that, the red-crowned crane seized the opportunity to attack. The wooden blade flew up and down, unleashing a wave of extremely sharp attacks. It was very aggressive.
"..."
(Am I f * cking dreaming?)
Sun Mo had never expected that there would be a day when he would be bullied by a red-crowned crane.
Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
The wooden blade left afterimages behind, not leaving Sun Mo's head.
Ga!
The red-crowned crane cried out and even burped. A dense smell of alcohol gushed out, causing Sun Mo's head to ache.
"Teacher, don't hurt it!"
The papaya girl pleaded for the red-crowned crane.
Ga?
Upon hearing this, the red-crowned crane was enraged. (I actually want this human to show mercy? How blind are you? Believe it or not, I'll blow his dog head off right now!
Therefore, the crane's attack instantly increased by a notch.
"What the hell is this stupid bird?"
Sun Mo frowned and subconsciously activated Divine Sight. However, a row of red words popped up.
Unable to read target information.
"…"
Sun Mo was speechless. As expected, the skills given by the system were unreliable. In the future, he still had to train them himself.
Whoosh!
The wooden blade brought about a gust of wind and brushed past Sun Mo's nose.
This time around, Sun Mo didn't dare to be careless. He activated the second and third levels of the Grand Universe Formless Divine Art. Not only was the Invulnerable Golden Body enveloped, but the flow of time in the surroundings also slowed down. It was as if the slow-motion button had been pressed.
The papaya girl was standing beside him. If he was hit by a lousy bird, it would be too embarrassing.
Sun Mo executed the Wind King Divine Steps and after dodging two consecutive slashes, he suddenly flashed and closed in. After that, he punched out with the Dharma Skyshock Fist.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
The heavy fist and the wooden blade collided, producing a series of explosive sounds.
Ga!
The crane let out a strange cry. (This human is a little powerful. But it's fine. I drank some wine today and can fight very well. Later on, I'll let you witness my ultimate move.)
However, just as the crane retreated and was preparing to wait for Sun Mo's attack to pause before attacking again, a large hand stretched out from its back like lightning without any warning.
Baji!
The large hand grabbed the crane's neck and then lifted it up. After that, it used all its strength and smashed it into the ground.
Bang!
Dust flew up.
Ga!
The crane grew even more enraged. (You actually dare to smash me?
Human, you're dead for sure.)
After that, the Universe Limitless Clone's hands didn't stop. It was as if it had turned into a pile driver, smashing this stupid bird non-stop.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Very soon, a large pit appeared on the ground, and the bird's feathers flew everywhere.
Ga!
The crane was a little stunned.
"Zhiruo, are you alright?"
Sun Mo saw that the crane was no longer moving and drooped down like a dead dog. Only then did he give up on attacking.
"I'm fine. Teacher, can you let it go?"
Lu Zhiruo pleaded, "It definitely didn't do it on purpose when it attacked you."
"I don't care if it did it on purpose or not. I'll just stew it into soup today. Speaking of which, I haven't eaten a crane before. I wonder if its meat tastes good?"
Sun Mo was curious.
Ga!
Upon hearing this, the crane let out a strange cry and stretched out its wings, wanting to pat Sun Mo's head.
"Brother Xian, can you speak a little less?"
Lu Zhiruo persuaded.
"What did it say?"
Sun Mo knew that although the papaya girl didn't know the language of animals, she had no problem communicating with them.
"It... it..."
Lu Zhiruo was dumbfounded.
"Say it!"
Sun Mo urged.
"Brother Xian said that it drank too little today. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to win against it."
After the papaya girl said that, she looked at the crane with a look of astonishment. "You drank too little? It's only been a day and a half, right? You've already drunk more than half of the wine in the wine cellar below. "
Lu Zhiruo wasn't a petty person. This was especially so for small animals. Even if she only had a steamed bun, she'd give half of it to them.
However, Brother Xian was too much. Those wines were all the old headmaster's treasured collection. If it continued to drink like that, Teacher Xian would definitely be the scapegoat in the future.
Ga!
The crane continued to cry out in an unpleasant manner. It even stretched out its wings, wanting to hit the papaya girl.
"What did it say again?"
Sun Mo felt that it definitely wouldn't say anything good.
"It said that this immortal bird has tasted the fine wines of the various immortal sects in Middle-Earth Nine Provinces. It's the honor of those mortal sect leaders. What's wrong with tasting a few jars of your lousy wine?"
After Lu Zhiruo explained, she asked curiously, "What is an immortal sect?"
"You actually believe this fellow's bragging?"
Sun Mo rolled his eyes.
He understood that in this world, due to the existence of spirit qi, humans could cultivate to the powerful realm of moving mountains and filling seas. However, it was nonsense to say that they could ascend to become immortals.
"Forget it, go and boil some water. I'll scald it and pluck its feathers first. Tonight, I'll eat three dishes. Barbecue, stir-fry, and stew!"
Sun Mo was really angered.
Sun Mo had gone to the wine cellar under the villa before. Although he didn't recognize the wine inside, the old headmaster was a secondary saint. How could the wine that he collected be trash?
In the end, this lousy bird drank half of it?
(Even if you're really an immortal bird, this daddy is going to stew you tonight!)
"Why are you in a daze? Go and boil some water! "
Sun Mo urged.
"Teacher, you can't eat it!"
Lu Zhiruo grew anxious.
"Why?"
Sun Mo didn't understand.
"Because it's your spiritual beast!"
The papaya girl explained. If this wasn't the case, Lu Zhiruo wouldn't have allowed Brother Xian to drink so much fine wine.
"Huh?"
Sun Mo was stunned. He couldn't help but look at the lousy bird in his hand. Because of the violent fall, this fellow was no longer as handsome as before. Instead, its feathers were messy and it was covered in dust.
This was especially so after it drank too much wine. How could there be any light in its eyes? It was clearly a drunkard that was hated by humans and dogs.
"This fellow is my spiritual beast?"
Sun Mo's brows furrowed so tightly that they could clamp a crab to death. (How many lollipops did I snatch from children in my previous life for the heavens to treat me like this?)
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