After Hu Ming was done, he reached into his pocket with his right hand. There was nothing there.
Whoosh!
Hu Ming, who was already exhausted, became even more flustered. His fingers scratched his pockets in despair. There was not even a scrap of paper, let alone toilet paper.
"This is bad!"
Hu Ming sighed. He had diarrhea too many times at night. He had actually used up all the toilet paper. This was really …
The night breeze caressed his buttocks, and his balls were a little cold!
Hu Ming glanced at the grass next to him. Damn it, there were plants with small leaves, and there was dew on them …
"If I had known, I would have pulled Zhao Feng together!"
Helpless, Hu Ming reached out to grab a handful of grass and was about to choose a larger one when a shrill scream rang out in the camp.
"What happened?"
Hu Ming's anus tightened. He subconsciously got up and walked forward. He even raised his head to take a look. In the end, he stepped on a pile of sh * t.
"F * ck, who the f * ck is taking a dump here in the middle of the night? Do you still have any sense of civility? "
Hu Ming had a disgusted look on his face.
In the campsite, the first thing the teachers did was to rush to the tent where the scream came from.
"What happened?"
Pei Yuanli did not know if there was an ambush in the tent, so he did not rush in rashly. Instead, he swung his saber and created a strong wind that blew the tent away.
A foul stench immediately assailed his nostrils.
Pei Yuanli frowned.
A boy was sitting on a blanket, looking at his right hand and thigh in horror. There was dark red blood everywhere.
"Duan Meng, Xia Yuan, check the surroundings of the campsite!"
Jin Mujie instructed.
"No need, there are no enemies!"
Sun Mo took a look and knew what was going on. "It should be the fishtea grass's poison acting up."
"…"
The teachers were speechless. This brat's situation was a little miserable.
"Tea-teacher, I won't die, right?"
The guy looked at Sun Mo, and his body was still trembling non-stop.
"What's wrong with you? Where did this blood come from? "
Gu Xiuxun didn't see where the male student was injured. She originally wanted to help him check, but after she took a few steps, she stopped. Could it be that he was bleeding from that spot?
If it was true, this place was more private. It was better to let the male teacher check!
"I … I …"
The boy was embarrassed to say it.
"Me what? Why don't you say it? "
Pei Yuanli urged. He didn't like this kind of dilly-dallying personality.
"I … I had a stomachache, so I wanted to fart, so I did it. In the end, it felt like … like something wet came out. I touched it with my hand, and I realized that it was sh * t, and there was blood."
The student braced himself and finished speaking. His entire face was flushed red, but after that, his fear of death took over and he looked toward Sun Mo.
"Teacher Sun, I should be fine, right?"
"I won't die!"
Sun Mo activated Divine Sight and inspected this student's condition.
"Zhou shi, I'll be troubling you then."
Jin Mujie still had to get professional doctors to do things like assigning missions.
"En!"
Zhou Shanyi examined the boy.
"Is fishtea grass really poisonous?" Du Xiao was curious and followed up with a compliment. "Teacher Sun, if it's really confirmed, you're the first person to discover the fishtea grass's toxicity!"
In order to encourage great teachers to explore the Darkness Continent, the Saint Gate gave out all sorts of rewards. For example, for discovering a new attribute of a plant, other than material rewards, the Saint Gate also requested that the name of the first discoverer be recorded in the books compiled by any organization.
For example, Sun Mo had discovered the fishtea grass's toxicity. Therefore, in the various botany books published by the various countries of the Nine Provinces, as long as the fishtea grass appeared, Sun Mo's name would definitely be recorded in the notes.
At the thought of this, the teachers' gazes toward Sun Mo had an additional hint of envy in them.
Writing books and having one's knowledge become classics, influencing the later generations one after another. This was the lifelong pursuit of every great teacher.
"Du Xiao, aren't you being too hasty by saying this? This is just an example. It could also be that he had a stomachache or that he wasn't used to the climate here."
Yi Jiamin was displeased.
This was also possible. Why could only cultivators come to the Darkness Continent? It was because their physiques were good enough and they could endure torture!
When ordinary people left their hometown to work hard and arrived at a new place, there was a high possibility that they wouldn't be able to acclimatize to the environment and might suffer from stomachache or something. They would need some time to get used to it. If they were to come to the Darkness Continent where the environment was even worse, it would basically be no different from courting death.
Naturally, Yi Jiamin felt that Sun Mo might really be right this time around. But after thinking of this, he felt even more jealous. If he didn't curse a few times, he would truly be unwilling to accept this.
Why was Sun Mo so outstanding?
At the thought of the fact that he had been employed for three years, but his fame wasn't as great as Sun Mo, who had only been employed for three months. Moreover, he could foresee that in the days to come, Sun Mo's fame would only grow greater and greater. Such a reality caused Yi Jiamin to feel so jealous that he almost went crazy.
Therefore, jealousy makes people ugly, and it can also make people lose their rationality.
"He's already like this, and you still want to be stubborn?"
Du Xiao was naturally on this side, so she immediately retorted.
"I also ate a fried egg. Then why didn't I have blood in my stool?"
Yi Jiamin counter-asked, "I know you want Sun Mo to give you a massage, but there's no need for you to fawn on him like this, right? Where's your teacher's dignity? You've lost it all. "
"Nonsense!"
Du Xiao's face turned red.
"Do you dare to say that you don't have such thoughts?"
Yi Jiamin sneered.
"Yi Jiamin, are you done?"
When Sun Mo saw that Du Xiao was both embarrassed and angry, he instantly felt unhappy. No matter what, Du Xiao was standing up for him. If he were to continue watching coldly from the side, it would be too hurtful.
"Did I say anything wrong?"
Yi Jiamin coldly snorted. "This is clearly just an example, yet you insist on using it to prove that you're right. In that case, if I go and pick a plant for him to eat before he's not acclimatized to the environment, and when he falls sick, wouldn't I be able to say that I'm a herbology expert and discovered the toxicity of this plant?"
Seeing the students gradually gathering over, Sun Mo's countenance sank. He didn't wish to argue anymore, or his style would be dragged down.
Zhang Qianlin stood at the side, looking like he was watching a good show. This caused Sun Mo to feel even more depressed. This feeling was like he had become an actor to please others.
"In the future, if I want to argue, I'll argue against great teachers!"
Sun Mo mumbled and waved his hand, activating a great teacher halo.
"Why? Did I hit the nail on the head? "
Yi Jiamin continued to argue. So what if Sun Mo was right? The Saint Gate had to admit it first. In any case, he would treat what Sun Mo said as a fallacy and label him as a vain and arrogant person, slandering him.
Yi Jiamin saw that Sun Mo was silent and thought that Sun Mo had run out of excuses. Just when he was about to continue, he saw Sun Mo waving his hand.
With a swoosh, a golden halo erupted and struck him.
"..."
Yi Jiamin's mouth opened, but no sound came out. Moreover, as the halo flashed, a golden chain appeared out of nowhere and bound him.
"What the hell?"
Yi Jiamin subconsciously wanted to use spirit qi to break free from this chain, but he discovered that he couldn't use even a hint of spirit qi.
No, his body was completely empty. He couldn't sense the existence of spirit qi at all.
That feeling of emptiness, helplessness, and weakness immediately caused Yi Jiamin to panic. Cold sweat drenched his inner clothes. To cultivators, they had long since gotten used to the existence of spirit qi. With spirit qi, they could perform cultivation arts, and cultivation arts were what a great teacher relied on.
One could say that right now, even an otaku who had more than ten times of orgasm would be able to smash Yi Jiamin's nose with a single punch.
While Yi Jiamin was panicking, the other teachers were almost blinded by this great teacher halo. They were so shocked that their eyes and mouths were agape.
"Mis... Misleading Students?"
Zhang Qianlin cried out. His voice was sharp and his expression of disbelief was as if he had seen a goblin pressing down a huge dragon and rubbing it against the ground, moving in and out of its butt.
(This fellow really concealed himself very deeply. Sun Mo? Black Doggy Sun? (Your mother really didn't give you the wrong name. You're a scheming dog.)
"That's right, it's Misleading Students. Sun Mo even knows this great teacher halo?"
Du Xiao was indescribably shocked.
Ding!
Favorable impression points from Du Xiao: 20. Friendly (190/1,000).
"F * ck, is there still justice in this world?"
Gao Ben felt so depressed that he wanted to cough up blood. He looked at Sun Mo resentfully, increasingly feeling the disparity between him and Sun Mo. (Are you a graduate from one of the Nine Greats or am I?) (Can you not always beat me up?)
However, after feeling depressed, Gao Ben felt a hint of relief in his heart. In the past, he felt a little indignant when he lost to Sun Mo. But now, he seemed to be able to accept it.
After all, Sun Mo was a genius.
Ding!
Favorable impression points from Gao Ben + 20. Prestige connection unlocked. Neutral (20/100).
"This fellow actually comprehended another great teacher halo?"
Gu Xiuxun assessed Sun Mo and her lips twitched.
Zhou Shanyi looked at Sun Mo with his eyes and mouth agape. He even forgot to check on his students.
(Do the youngsters nowadays have to be so outstanding?) (How do you want us buddha-type middle-aged people who just eat and wait to die to live?)
(We also want face!)
Zhou Shanyi instantly felt a sense of nervousness. Right now, Sun Mo had already comprehended Ignorant and Incompetent, Priceless Advice, and Misleading Students. That was a total of three great teacher halos.
One must know that the standard to become a 1-star great teacher was to grasp three great teacher halos and be proficient in one secondary occupation. Given Sun Mo's current conditions, he would have the qualifications to participate in the Saint Gate's 1-star great teacher examination next spring. And given his excellence, there was an 80% to 90% chance that he would pass.
A 20-year-old 1-star great teacher...
Zhou Shanyi thought back to when he was young and had only comprehended three great teacher halos after two years of employment. Sigh, it was really infuriating to compare oneself with others.
"Teacher Sun, when did you comprehend Misleading Students?"
Jin Mujie assessed Sun Mo, her gaze filled with admiration. This fellow had once again given her a pleasant surprise. As this great teacher halo was meant for teachers, it was harder to comprehend. However, its effects were extremely good.
Looking at Yi Jiamin, who was bound by the golden chains, he was filled with resentment and reluctance, yet he couldn't say a single word. He was so anxious that green veins were popping up on his forehead. If it was someone narrow-minded, they would probably be angered to death.
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