"Mister, may I ask if you are my master?"
"…"
Chen Huadong had been a little bored lately. Ever since he broke up with Xu Jing, he returned to the embrace of the two-dimensional world. He called it healing. He played FGO, Battleship Girl R, and Azure Flight Route three times. His work rate was amazing. He also watched four harem novels and two yuri novels.
However, even though his day was packed to the brim, he still didn't forget to take time to wander around the dormitory. Whenever he caught someone, he would ask them if they were his master. Ma Wei didn't even dare to show his face in the dormitory anymore.
That afternoon, Chen Huadong began his daily patrol. However, halfway through, he suddenly stopped and stared at Wei Jiangyang, who was browsing sneakers in front of his computer. He fell into deep thought.
"What's wrong … Are you addicted to my beauty?" Wei Jiangyang was a little flustered by Chen Huadong's stare.
However, Chen Huadong let out a long sigh. "Old Wei, why is this world so unfair? In terms of handsomeness, you can't beat me. In terms of family background, you can't beat Mister Zhang. In terms of maturity, you and Old Ma are tens of thousands of light-years apart. But why are you the only one in our dormitory who has a girlfriend?"
"… Because I don't have three mobile games to play?" Wei Jiangyang raised his eyebrows.
"Mister Zhang doesn't play mobile games much either. Besides, his unlucky luck has basically bid farewell to card drawing games." Chen Huadong shook his head.
"Mister Zhang didn't find a girlfriend, but there's a big difference between him and you." Wei Jiangyang kindly reminded, "Two days ago, a girl from the next class asked me for Mister Zhang's WeChat ID through Xiao Xiao. Mister Zhang politely rejected her."
"… Old Wei, do you really need to add another bullet to a dying man's head?" Chen Huadong grumbled.
"Actually, you're not bad yourself …" Wei Jiangyang knew that Chen Huadong had been through a lot recently, so he stopped provoking him. Instead, he comforted him.
"Then tell me five good things about me. Quick, you have one minute." Chen Huadong did not hold back at all. As he spoke, he started counting on his watch. With a serious expression, he said, "If you can't say it, it means you don't love me."
"…" Wei Jiangyang was speechless. "Why are you like my girlfriend? You always play this kind of death quiz."
"You're really not bad. Although you're not a handsome guy, your looks are above average. You're also very attentive, clean, and humorous. You can even help me score in LoL," Zhang Heng said as he put down the Finnish Grammar in his hand.
"Did you see that? This is the standard answer." Chen Huadong's expression changed from one of worry to one of joy. He immediately beamed with joy.
"But …" Zhang Heng changed the topic. "You always play games in the dormitory. Even if you're a gold mine, no one will be able to find it. Didn't you create your own club at the beginning of your freshman year? Also, you seem to have joined the film club. Why haven't you been going there recently? "
"Tiger-Striped Sharks is an online club. The club activities are all about online communication, sharing games, anime, and so on. There are no girls in it. Hoping to find a girlfriend through Tiger-Striped Sharks is like hoping for the Mongolian Navy to recapture Hawaii. As for the film club …" Chen Huadong sighed. "It's even more boring. It's all the seniors from the previous two years who put on airs. They're just trying to pick up girls. If I stay here any longer, I'm afraid I'll become one of them."
Wei Jiangyang was surprised. "You post on the internet every day, asking for seeds and looking for unedited anime. I didn't know you had such a high level of awareness."
"These are two completely unrelated matters, okay?" Chen Huadong said angrily. "Looking for seeds is looking for seeds. There's a fundamental difference between looking for seeds and being arrogant because you have a little bit of power in your hands. You're a fool who wants to break up a long-distance relationship with a junior who has a boyfriend."
"Yo, breaking up a person's marriage? Which bastard is so wicked?"
"Forget it. Let's not talk about these boring things." Chen Huadong waved his hand disinterestedly.
"Alright, then you're hopeless. I asked you to interact with others, but you refused. You can only continue to wallow in self-pity in the dormitory." Wei Jiangyang shrugged.
Chen Huadong seemed to feel the loneliness of the vicissitudes of life. With his hands behind his back, he stood under the clothes rack on the balcony and sighed. Zhang Heng thought for a while.
"Two days ago, Hayase Asuka told me that she has a junior who loves anime and manga. She just came to China and wants to find a like-minded Chinese friend to practice her Mandarin. You're a decent person. Do you want to give it a try?"
"What the f * ck!" Chen Huadong trembled. "Do you have to be so cruel? I just want to find a girlfriend, not develop an unforgettable foreign relationship. I don't want to contribute to the friendship between China and Japan."
"Then I'll ask Xiao Wu from the opposite dormitory. He seems to be an ACG fan, and he's also the vice president of Tiger Shark. He's quite suitable."
"Don't, don't, don't!" Chen Huadong panicked when he heard that. "Little Wu, he … he … he already has someone he likes, so let me do it. I'll do it. Just treat it as getting to know a friend. I also want to get to know a Japanese female student up close."
"Hasn't Xiao Wu been single for ten thousand years? Since when did he have a crush? And why do you sound so awkward?" Wei Jiangyang looked up curiously.
"Then I'll talk to Hayase Asuka," Zhang Heng said. "Don't stand her up."
"I won't, I won't. From now on, I'm willing to become a bridge to build the friendship between the two countries," Chen Huadong said proudly.
After this incident, he finally regained his energy. He no longer needed to work hard at the salvage point and the dungeon. Instead, he went to the library to learn Japanese. He even asked Zhang Heng to recommend two introductory textbooks.
"This guy finally has something to do. Although he doesn't say anything, I can see that breaking up with Xu Jing was a big blow to him. It's good that he took this opportunity to get over it. Not to mention, he even learned Japanese." Wei Jiangyang stared at Chen Huadong's back as he disappeared through the door. "But we're not like you. You're so talented in languages. Not only did you score 700 points for Level 6, but you also learned Japanese without anyone noticing. Now, you're learning Finnish too. You're not giving us a chance at all."
Zhang Heng casually nodded. He had just sent a message to Hayase Asuka, telling her about the incident. When he turned around, he saw that Meinan had been quiet for a long time. He hesitated for a while, but in the end, he didn't send her any messages. He had already asked her about it some time ago, and she told him that it was fine. So, he didn't ask the same question again.
After that, Zhang Heng put his phone back and picked up the Finnish Grammar again.
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