In a private room of a KTV, the lights were blurred, whiskey was left unfinished, dice were spinning on the table, and the bald man and the waiter were singing "The Hottest Ethnic Style" together.
When they were singing excitedly, the bald man turned around and asked expectantly, "Can … can we find two princesses to sing with us?"
"Don't even think about it. Don't forget that we are still being hunted by Evil Scientist," Mei Nan said, poking a piece of orange in front of her with a toothpick.
"Yeah, you're right. We need to keep a low profile now. Demon Butcher, help me order Eason Chan's' Low Profile '."
"Got it. I'll order Leslie Cheung's' Silence is Golden '."
After the two ordered the song, they threw themselves into the next round of singing duels.
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"How's the situation?" Mei Nan asked Zhang Heng.
"I set the Helicarrier to autopilot. It should be able to attract the attention of those bionics. They will find a way to shoot down the Helicarrier first, so we are safe for the time being," Zhang Heng said.
Not long ago, in order to retrieve the smart toilet seat placed in the bald man's house, they had to fight the Evil Scientist's men. But with Zhang Heng's current LEGO assembly skill, a simple fight was no longer difficult for him.
With a power armor, it took him less than ten minutes to clear all the bionics nearby. After that, the five of them swaggered back to the bald man's residence. The waiter even took the time to go to the toilet to take a dump.
After that, Zhang Heng agreed to the bald man's proposal to relax before the battle. This was why the five of them were in the KTV now.
However, Zhang Heng did not idle around. While the bald man and the waiter were singing, he took out his phone to search for information.
"What are you looking at?" Mei Nan asked.
"You're right. We can't pin all our hopes on the Mobile Arsenal. Long before Evil Scientist became Evil Scientist, the master builders were not invincible."
"Ha, this is the first time I've heard of this."
"Yes, that guy calls himself the Vandal King. Uh … he's not actually a master builder, and I've never seen him build anything. He enjoys destroying creations everywhere. He's our old rival. For a long time, we've been trying to solve the trouble he creates. I remember once he demolished Tianhe Stadium, just five minutes before the start of the game between Guoan and Evergrande. That night was a nightmare for all the fans in the city."
"Yes, I remember that guy too. Before the Evil Scientist appeared, he was the most evil, the most terrifying, and the most troublesome villain in the city," the waiter also put down the microphone. "Not only did he demolish the stadium, but he also demolished the hospital and the airport. That crazy guy didn't even let go of elementary schools. Because of his evil deeds, the whole school had to take a day off, but the students were very happy. Since then, students from other schools have been looking forward to the day when the Vandal King will target their school. They seem to have even created an online forum called [Come Demolish My School] or something."
"What you said makes me miss him a little. Although he caused trouble everywhere at that time and caused trouble for us master builders, it was indeed the most fulfilling period of our lives. Every day, when I opened my eyes, there would be a lot of things to solve. Even when I was on a date, my phone would ring non-stop." "Who wouldn't?
"Who wouldn't? I broke up with my first girlfriend because I had to urgently deal with the disappearance of the Guangzhou Bridge on her birthday night. I remember that several master builders worked together at that time, and it took us the whole night to rebuild the bridge and restore traffic. But even so, I still liked the feeling of fulfillment. I could also whisper to my girlfriend before I left, 'Baby, I'm sorry, I have to deal with an emergency.' It made me feel like a superhero in a movie." The waiter had a nostalgic look on his face.
"I even took on two shampoo endorsements. You know, the kind where I go to the studio and take a photo with their products. The point is that I have to show my teeth when I smile at the camera. Sometimes, I'm recognized by some enthusiastic fans when I walk on the road. They would surround me and ask for my autograph. Some children's dreams are to grow up to be like us." The bald man drank the whiskey in the glass in one gulp.
"That was our era, the era of all master builders. Society needs us, and people need us. We can do a lot of meaningful things for society. Correspondingly, we can also enjoy applause and praise. It's strange to say that I used to hate the Vandal King. I thought that without him, the world would become a better place, but it doesn't seem to be the case.
"After the Vandal King disappeared, our lives did become more leisurely than before. There were no more annoying phone calls and text messages, and we didn't have to be on standby 24 hours a day. However, it seemed that we had nothing to do. We didn't know what to do when we opened our eyes every day. The shampoo manufacturers didn't renew the contract with me, and I could no longer meet enthusiastic fans when I walked on the street. I couldn't enjoy the exclusive 30% discount when I went to my favorite restaurant … I got divorced, and I began to become anxious. I even suffered from depression at one point. That was when my hair fell out. "
The waiter looked empathetic. "Yes, without the Vandal King, I realized that objects are so strong, as if they will never break. People have followed the instructions to produce goods step by step, and they no longer need us. After the initial period of confusion, most of us had to accept reality and live like ordinary people, but it's not easy for us."
"Yes, I still remember my first job after reemployment. I worked in a cannery, and I could make a can in only two seconds. It was even faster than their machines. However, they were very angry and said that my cannery was a no-quality product. They told me to just do what I should do and not meddle in other people's business." The bald man lit a cigarette and took a deep drag. His eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life.
At this time, the door of the private room was pushed open, and the waiter said, "Sir, we are a non-smoking place. Smoking is prohibited in the KTV."
"Sorry." The bald man immediately snuffed out the cigarette butt.
"Do you want to find the Vandal King and ask him to help us deal with the evil scientist? That's a good idea. If we can't get the help of other master builders, the Vandal King is a good choice. But how are we going to find him? It's been a long time since that guy disappeared from my memory. "
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