Chen Xiaowang's eyelids trembled a few times, and he slowly opened his eyes. His eyes, which had become listless from staring at the computer for a long time, swayed left and right twice. Then, he stared at the infusion bag on his left and groaned.
"He's awake." Lu Wenbin quickly stood up and looked at the numbers on the monitor.
"Cough, cough …" Chen Xiaowang's throat was a little uncomfortable, and his voice was hoarse.
"The operation went smoothly, don't worry. What do you want to say? "Lu Wenbin lowered his head and put his ear next to Chen Xiaowang's mouth.
Chen Xiaowang said with some difficulty, "My eyes …"
"Are your eyes uncomfortable?"
Chen Xiaowang shook his head, "Glasses … Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to see."
Lu Wenbin nodded and said, "1000 degrees of myopia, right? Just wait, I'll give you glasses when we reach the ward. It's useless for you to have glasses now. "
"This isn't a ward?" Chen Xiaowang's expression changed slightly.
"Recovery room." Lu Wenbin curled his lips and said, "I'll stay here for a while. Tell me if you feel uncomfortable. If you're fine, I'll transfer you to a normal ward."
Chen Xiaowang sensed for a moment and frowned slightly. "The wound seems to be wooden …"
"The anesthesia hasn't completely worn off yet," Lu Wenbin explained. However, even though he said that, he still got up and called the anesthetist, Su Jiafu, over.
Su Jiafu did a quick check and nodded. "There's no problem. Old Lu, you can go back now."
"Really?"
"If you don't want to go back, ask someone to bring some pig trotters over. I'll accompany you for dinner." Su Jiafu chuckled.
"Just as I thought." Lu Wenbin took out his phone and made a call. "Get me two pork trotters, some braised intestines, braised tofu, two bowls of rice, and soup. Send them to the anesthetist."
Su Jiafu was amused. "Not bad, Little Lu. You're a boss now?"
"I'd rather not do it." Lu Wenbin shook his head. "You don't know how troublesome it is to raise people. But I can't help it. Since he's following me, I have to find a way out for him. Sigh, if I knew that it would take up so much time, I would rather follow Doctor Ling and perform freelance surgeries. I'll have enough money … Let me tell you, when money reaches a certain point, it's just a number … "
Su Jiafu stared at Lu Wenbin's face. "Get someone to get some more pig head meat, and I'll let you finish your act."
Lu Wenbin immediately picked up his phone and said as he fiddled with it, "It's such a small matter. Just a few words on WeChat and I didn't even need to make a phone call. My subordinates are quite capable …"
Su Jiafu raised his head at Chen Xiaowang, who had just woken up. "Do you know why anesthetists are always swaying? The surgeon blew it. "
…
When Chen Xiaowang was sent to the ward, his mind was basically clear. He did not ask for glasses anymore. He felt that the hazy world seemed to be more comfortable. There were no whiteboards with performance indicators, no product managers who would change their minds after a nap, no bald and reflective skulls, no endless desolate workstations …
"Old Chen, how do you feel?" A familiar voice sounded in his ear.
Chen Xiaowang turned around in surprise. "Old Piao? Do you have time to come and see me instead of sleeping? Aren't you afraid of sudden death? "
"I slept for a while in the car. I also slept for a while when I was waiting for you just now." Old Piao's voice was also light as he asked, "How do you feel?"
"Pretty good."
"The total score is one to ten. What score do you give me?"
"Six." Chen Xiaowang's voice was weak. He wanted to say 'probably', but he did not manage to spit it out.
"Well, the overall subjective feeling is six. Where's your brain? Is your brain clear?"
Chen Xiaowang hesitated. "It should be clear."
"One to ten."
"Eight?"
"Eight for being drunk or eight for drinking coffee?"
Chen Xiaowang was dumbfounded for a few seconds. He said, "In your words, only drunk people can say that they are not drunk. How can a person who is not drunk say that he is not drunk to prove that he is not drunk?"
"With your logical ability, I think you're not far from being drunk. Can't you jump out and write a program or do a math test? ZST for short, it's this … "Old Piao chuckled as he took out two pieces of paper and handed them to Chen Xiaowang.
At this moment, the nurse who had been watching the show could not help but say, "No, no! Do you want to work right after the surgery? Don't you want to die? "
"This is not work …" Old Piao looked at the young nurse, who was almost forty years old, and he was scolded like a grandson. His ears turned red.
Chen Xiaowang finally came to his senses. He looked at Old Piao and said, "You used me as a guinea pig, right?"
Old Piao scratched his head. "You're not the only one. My brothers have rolled, and I'm the most … unlucky. I rolled a hundred points."
Chen Xiaowang did not want to say anything since a long time ago.
Old Piao became dejected. "After you're done, summarize your experience. If you recover well, it'll be my turn. Do you think I won't work hard?"
Chen Xiaowang pursed his lips. "You guys are inhumane."
"Rationality, bro. We're being rational. To be honest, I've had appendicitis for two years, and it keeps coming back. It hurts whenever I work overtime, so it's time for me to have it removed. If I don't, I might get cancer … "Old Piao's body swayed as he spoke." That's why you have to work hard and get well soon. "
"If working hard was useful, my cholecystitis would have been cured a long time ago." Chen Xiaowang snorted. He felt a little tired, so he closed his eyes and said, "Why don't you make a cognitive test or something? I'll answer your questions. It should work. Why do you want to make a mathematical symbol test? You're crazy! "
"Hehe, you're right. Then, I'll have to change the program. I'll write a class, redo the table, and apply a simple factory model? " Old Piao nodded. He scrolled through his phone and said, "The day before yesterday, someone in the comments said that he wanted to create a new framework. He also said that the comments must be written clearly. The comments must be written clearly …"
"That's ridiculous." Chen Xiaowang could not take it anymore. "Just make a table and analyze the data. Is there a need to go through so much trouble?"
"You're done with your surgery, but you've gone through so much. How can we be the same? Let me tell you, if you don't go back in three days, we won't be able to apply for leave. We won't be able to apply for leave even if we want to. "
Chen Xiaowang chuckled, but his heart was inexplicably relaxed.
After all, the surgery was done, and he did not need to worry about the rest.
As Chen Xiaowang thought about this, he quickly fell asleep again. When he woke up again, he saw Old Piao sitting on the chair in the ward. His face was covered by the light from the computer, and his hands were typing quickly.
Chen Xiaowang could not help but smile. This was how programmers were. They had to work day and night, and it was tiring …
"Bed 12, it's time for ward rounds." A few doctors in large white coats suddenly walked in from outside the ward and spoke in a voice that was neither loud nor soft.
Chen Xiaowang looked outside the window and looked over in surprise. "Ward rounds in the middle of the night?"
"It's morning." Lu Wenbin, who entered the ward, looked at his watch and said, "It's three o 'clock. Did you fart?"
…..
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