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Chapter 528

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In the operating theater.

Guo Liqing was calm, and his hands were not slow at all. He said, "You only know one thing, but not the other."

"What's the other thing?" the director of the Orthopedics Department asked cooperatively.

"Do you know why plastic surgery needs to be done twice or thrice?" Guo Liqing raised his head to look at the crowd before he turned back to continue suturing the urinary catheter.

The director of the Orthopedics Department smiled. "You want to say that you've done plastic surgery on yourself?"

"The process is meaningless, but the results are," Guo Liqing said calmly. "I dare to say that I look the best. Do you dare to say that?"

When he said this, Guo Liqing's tone became firm.

In terms of the habit of talking dirty, doctors could be said to be at the top of the whole society. And not only doctors in China, but doctors all over the world had the habit of talking dirty.

But in the hospital, those who talked dirty were definitely from the Department of Urology.

It could not be helped, because they were authoritative.

When doctors faced ordinary people, they could proudly say that they had seen more lollipops than they had peed, but they did not dare to say this in front of the associate director of the Department of Urology, because lollipops who did not pee would still have to be seen by them.

If there was a beauty contest about baseball balls, among the doctors present, Guo Liqing was really qualified to be a professional judge …

"There's no first place in literature, and no second place in martial arts. How can you say whether this thing looks good or not?" Huo Congjun saw that the surgery was going smoothly, and his mood became better. He happily joined the conversation.

Department Director Guo Liqing chuckled and said, "Everything has to be judged by whether it looks good or not. If you don't believe me, you can ask Doctor Ling."

All the doctors and nurses in the room suddenly looked at Ling Ran with a desire to know.

In the hospital, this kind of topic could be said to be very basic. After all, all of them were senior doctors who were at the level of chief physicians or associate chief physicians. Without the stimulation of alcohol, they really needed to operate for a long time before they could slowly "open their hearts".

However, Ling Ran instantly sped up the formation of the topic. Everyone's thoughts changed, and they looked at Ling Ran.

Ling Ran, on the other hand, was a little baffled.

As a new doctor who did not sing along for long before he began to perform his own surgery, Ling Ran had never participated in such interactive topics. After a few seconds, he asked, "What is the definition of good-looking?"

"Good-looking means pleasing to the eye," Guo Liqing said casually with a smile.

Ling Ran hummed in acknowledgment and said, "Your standards are rather low."

Guo Liqing was stunned. He wanted to say that his standards were not low, but when he looked at Ling Ran, Guo Liqing felt a little guilty discussing the standards of good looks with him.

The two nurses suddenly looked at each other and smiled. Then, they looked at Ling Ran with red faces.

"Hey, this atmosphere isn't right." Guo Liqing quickly turned around.

"Everything Doctor Ling says is right," the scrub nurse said firmly.

"Agreed." The circulating nurse stood up.

"Agreed." This time, it was the nurse anesthetist.

"I agree!" The attending physician from the Department of Anesthesiology said even louder.

The crowd could not help but look at the anesthetist.

The director of anesthesiology smiled a little awkwardly and glared at the young attending physician. "You must have taken drugs."

"I … I didn't …" The young attending physician suddenly panicked.

Huo Congjun coughed loudly and forcefully changed the topic. "Um, do you know what kind of car the patient drove?"

"I think it's an SUV."

"An imported car. His father works in construction. "

"He's the Dean's nephew. It doesn't matter if his father does engineering or not. You can't borrow a car anywhere. "

"You're talking as if you don't borrow a car."

"How can it be the same? If my nephew dared to borrow a car from a pharmaceutical sales company, I'll cut off their drugs. "

The atmosphere in the operating theater changed again.

Huo Congjun breathed a sigh of relief. He knew that once middle-aged and elderly doctors talked about money, cars, and power, they would not like to talk about women. In other words, the purpose of them talking about women was to show off their money and power. Now that there was a more direct stimulation, they naturally did not need to stimulate them indirectly.

Zuo Cidian, who had been loitering at the edge of the operating theater, also breathed a sigh of relief.

He was really afraid that Ling Ran would say something wrong.

There were so many chief physicians and associate chief physicians in the hospital. There was no need for any of them to jump out and scold him. They would just make him feel uncomfortable every day, and his life in the hospital would be really uncomfortable.

Based on the traditional experience in China, if something did not work well or did not go well, it was not luck that mattered, but the way one behaved.

In Zuo Cidian's opinion, Ling Ran not chatting was the right strategy …

"I have to say, the bladder of the hospital director's nephew is quite good-looking." Guo Liqing's laughter once again stirred up the atmosphere in the operating theater.

Huo Congjun looked at him in surprise. He did not expect that the associate chief physician of the Department of Urology was a purely urologist who was not attracted by money and power …

"I swear, this bladder is in the top twenty most beautiful bladders I've ever seen." Guo Liqing used his hand to move it a little and shouted, "Bring the light closer. Look at this bladder, I wonder what it looks like when it's filled …"

"Let me see." The doctor from the General Surgery Department came over. "It's not bad."

The attending physician from the Department of Anesthesiology, who had nothing to do, also tiptoed to take a look.

Ling Ran, who was done with his own liver, happened to look over. He glanced at it and said, "The color is not very right."

"It's because the color is not right that it's beautiful." Guo Liqing smiled.

"It's the color of ischemia. Are there other problems? Is it laceration?" Ling Ran made a guess under the strong light of the shadowless lamp.

He had one hundred and seventy abdominal anatomical dissections, and this thing did not seem like a surgery. When it came to surgeries, it was best not to touch it if possible. The more unfamiliar it was, the more one should not tease it.

For example, gynecologists would walk around the urethra when they saw it.

However, anatomical dissections could be carefully examined. When faced with a cadaver, naturally, the more meticulous and small the incision, the more they could repay the cadaver's teachings.

One hundred and seventy abdominal anatomical dissections were not surprising in the medical field decades ago. At that time, surgeons did not have so many advanced instruments available, so they could only think of ways to improve their physical examination skills.

But today, one hundred and seventy abdominal anatomical dissections were already considered experts in the medical field.

With this, even though Ling Ran was not very familiar with the surgical methods and diseases in the Department of Urology, he was very clear about the anatomical state of the bladder.

Guo Liqing was stunned. When he looked over again, he gradually noticed that something was wrong.

"There might be a problem with the blood vessels." Guo Liqing quickly turned it over, causing the atmosphere at the operating table to become tense again.

Everyone, including the orthopedist, made way for Guo Liqing.

After a long time, Guo Liqing straightened his back and looked relieved. "Fortunately, it's such a beautiful bladder. It would be a pity if it was cut."

"There's no problem?" Huo Congjun asked.

"It's done."

"Did Ling Ran really see the problem?" Huo Congjun looked curious, but in fact, he was helping Ling Ran to show off.

"Yes, the tissue is torn. If we don't deal with this, we might really have to remove the bladder later." Guo Liqing was not embarrassed. He pursed his lips and said, "It's a very rare situation. How did Doctor Ling make the judgment?"

Ling Ran calmly told the truth, "I considered it from the anatomical aspect."

"You live up to your reputation." Guo Liqing clicked his tongue and continued to lower his head to deal with the surgery.

The operating theater returned to silence for the umpteenth time.

However, for the chief physicians and associate chief physicians of each department, Ling Ran's performance was really amazing.

He could not help but think, 'Doctor Ling doesn't like to talk when he's performing surgery. Is it because he thinks too much?'

He thought from this direction, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense.

* Shick. *

The door of the operating theater opened, and Department Director Lei from the Medical Affairs Department walked in. He looked at the people in the operating theater and said tentatively, "The surgeries next door are done, and everyone is discussing what to eat for dinner. The hospital director is treating us, so let's order something. "

"Goose. Don't touch the one in the fountain. Buy another one and buy some fodder for the goose, "Huo Congjun said bluntly.

"The hospital director is treating us. Let's get a real crab from Yangcheng Lake." The doctor from the General Surgery Department also made a request with a smile.

The chief of the Orthopedics Department used the tone of a rich person and said, "What real crabs are there in Yangcheng Lake? Get a few Sri Lankan green crabs and find a good chef to make them. Don't waste them."

When Department Director Lei heard the group of doctors demanding an exorbitant price, he immediately beamed with joy.

If the surgery did not go smoothly, the current operating theater would either be so cold that a king crab could be raised, or it would be so bad that people would suffer from heatstroke.

If he dared to make a request, it meant that the surgery went smoothly. If he demanded an exorbitant price, it meant that the surgery went smoothly.

As for the cost of treating … the director of a top-notch Class Three Grade A hospital in the region did not care about money at all. In theory, it was free …

"No problem, I've noted it all down. What do you want to drink? Let me say this first, we don't have any 1982 Lafite. If it's of a lower quality, feel free to order it. "Department Director Lei would definitely not help the pharmaceutical sales representatives save money.

This time, none of the department directors said anything.

Huo Congjun also said politely, "You guys order."

"Why don't Ling Ran order it?" The department director of the Digestive Surgery Department was more experienced, so he suggested with a smile.

Guo Liqing, the associate director of the Department of Genitourinary Surgery, immediately agreed. "Let Doctor Ling order one first."

"Doctor Ling, you first."

"Doctor Ling, you've worked hard today."

Department Director Lei from the Medical Affairs Department was a little baffled, but he also understood what was going on. He watched the group of experts in the operating theater flatter Ling Ran in a harmonious atmosphere.

Ling Ran, who was in his twenties, was skilled, and was also a resident doctor. His skills were solid, and he didn't speak much. He didn't show any desire to fight for power, and his looks made people feel happy …

The group of experts who were forty-five years old and had an average age of fifty-five years old really did not mind flattering Doctor Ling.

"Doctor Ling, why don't you order one?" Department Director Lei smiled.

Ling Ran took off his gloves, thought about it, and said, "Champagne, don't shake it."

.。 m.

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