Operating theater.
Heads were moving, shoulders rubbing against each other, white clothes fluttering in the wind, and hands dancing …
Nurse Niu was forty years old. She had seen a lot of things, but she still scratched her head when she saw the scene in front of her.
The doctors who came to take a look were chased away, and the nurses who came to take a look swarmed in. The nurses who came to take a look were chased away, and the in-service training doctors who heard the news filled the operating theater again. The in-service training doctors were chased away, and the head nurse brought the intern nurses to visit and learn …
"There are too many people …" Nurse Niu had been a circulating nurse for a long time, but this was the first time she felt so powerless.
It would have been easier if the people who came to watch were all doctors. Most of her career, she scolded doctors like she was scolding dogs.
However, now that the doctors were chased away, what should the many nurses do?
She definitely could not scold the head nurse from the neighboring department, but persuading her with kind words … was naturally useless. She also could not scold the young nurse from her own department. She was clinging to her arm and acting coquettishly, how could she not let her see a pair of Western glasses …
Fortunately, the level of the surgery was very low. Even if there were so many people in the room, the pollution should be tolerable …
"Make way, make way." Guo Liqing stepped open the door of the operating theater from the outside and bravely squeezed in.
"Who is it …"
"Stop pushing, it's so annoying."
"There's no space inside. There's only a penis. What's there to see?"
When a group of young women who had studied physiological hygiene seriously and spent a lot of time on it mingled with old women, the way they spoke and their tone was very salty. Even the associate director of the Department of Urology did not dare to take it lightly.
Guo Liqing looked serious. He squeezed and shouted, "I'm going in for the surgery, not to look at the penis. Make way."
The crowd around the operating table moved a little. Then, someone came to a realization and shouted,
"Isn't Doctor Ling the surgeon?"
"Yeah, are all scammers nowadays so arrogant?"
"Catch him and cut the penis."
Guo Liqing shuddered, and he almost turned around and ran. He used a lot of willpower and the highest IQ he had ever since he became a doctor to shout, "Do you really want to see Doctor Ling perform a circumcision? Why don't you let me do it? "
The aggressive crowd immediately calmed down.
The nurses looked at each other hesitantly.
Ma Yanlin, who was on the operating table, opened his eyes from despair. He looked around and seemed to feel a glimmer of hope.
"I really want to see Doctor Ling perform a circumcision on Ma Yanlin." A young nurse purposely moved to a corner and shouted before she quickly left.
The operating theater was silent for a few seconds, and then there was soft laughter.
Then, most of the young ladies nodded shyly (pretentiously). Some of them cooperated and said, "We still have to watch today's surgery."
"It's fine if it's Doctor Zuo's, but we can still take a look at Young Ma's."
"It would be nice if Pony was a little more handsome."
"It's not a blind date. Why are you being so demanding?"
At that moment, Guo Liqing squeezed his way to the operating table and happened to meet Ma Yanlin's eyes. The two of them could not help but feel awkward for two seconds. Then, Guo Liqing's gaze involuntarily moved downwards.
According to normal circumstances, Ma Yanlin should be embarrassed to the extent of shyness.
However, after a moment of extreme embarrassment, Ma Yanlin suddenly became confident.
Why should I, Ma Yanlin, be embarrassed?
I should be super prideful, okay?!
Even the associate director of the Department of Urology cherishes my bird, and all the nurses in the hospital fight to admire my bird. I …
Ma Yanlin lay on the operating table, and the more he thought about it, the happier he became. He opened his eyes slightly, and from left to right, he looked at the oval face, the oval face, the small round face, the sunflower seed face, the red cobblestone face, the red pine seed face, the big round face who gave up on treatment, and the cashew face who failed the treatment … His expression and mood gradually became strange …
Suddenly, Ma Yanlin felt that the situation was not good.
'This bird is not obedient!'
The expressions of the people around him also became mysterious and difficult to understand.
Guo Liqing was even more excited and envious. He looked around and whispered in a negotiating tone, "Why don't I do the circumcision? I have a lot of experience in performing circumcision. I promise that I'll make it look beautiful and fashionable …"
Zuo Cidian, who was sitting next to the anesthetist, coughed and said, "Department Director Guo, are you snatching the surgery of our treatment group?"
"How can this be called snatching?" Guo Liqing frowned and said, "Young Ma is the son-in-law of the Department of Urology. He's a real member of the Department of Urology. You guys from the Emergency Department pulled him over for circumcision without saying a word. This is called snatching."
Zuo Cidian pursed his lips. "Young Ma is going to be a son-in-law, not sell his body."
"I don't have to worry about whether he sold his body or not. His bird is definitely within the jurisdiction of our department." Guo Liqing was good at using dirty words. When it came to skills, income, and working conditions, the Department of Urology was at the bottom of the chain of contempt in the hospital. But when it came to using dirty words, they never fell behind.
Zuo Cidian did not want to fight, either. He glanced at Ma Yanlin and said faintly, "Doctor Ma, you decide your body."
Guo Liqing quickly went forward and said, "Young Ma, you have to think about it carefully. Circumcision is easy to say. With a scalpel, anyone can cut open your body, but whether it looks good or not, and whether it's fashionable or not, it's not something that can be learned from three to five surgeries …"
"Department Director Guo, you don't have to say anymore. I still want to do it in the Emergency Medical Center." Ma Yanlin sighed and made his decision.
Guo Liqing hid his disappointment. "Actually, you don't have to make a decision so quickly. You can think about it more …"
"I don't have to think about it anymore. I'm born in the Emergency Department, and I'll die in the Emergency Department …" Ma Yanlin's voice was firm, and he sounded like a high school student who was confessing his love.
Guo Liqing could not help but look in the direction of his gaze.
As expected, Huo Congjun walked in.
"It's just a circumcision surgery. Is there a need for so many people from the Emergency Department?" Guo Liqing was embarrassed, but he was more disappointed.
As a urologist who harvested thousands of birds per year, Guo Liqing was very interested in Ma Yanlin's bird, but he did not think that he could snatch the bird from Huo Congjun.
If he could not snatch the bird, Guo Liqing could only calm down, stand by the side, and wait for the chief surgeon to come over.
The circulating nurse began to forcefully chase people away. Although it was not a clean surgery, it was obviously against the rules to squeeze so many people into the operating theater.
At this time, Guo Liqing heard the nurse anesthetist chatting with the anesthetist in a low voice.
The nurse anesthetist smiled before she said anything. She smiled at the anesthetist and said in a low voice, "Should we just give Ma Yanlin general anesthesia?"
"General anesthesia? There's no need. It's too exaggerated." The anesthetist looked at the nurse anesthetist strangely and asked, "What do you want to do?"
The nurse anesthetist waved her hand shyly. "It's nothing. I just want to insert a urethral catheter and feel it."
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