"Oh my, this is Doctor Yu's strike zone. Why did you arrange a patient for Doctor Yu? "The tool's channel was already messed up.
"Yeah, Doctor Ling doesn't take the initiative to perform intestinal surgeries. Didn't you read the instructions?"
"I'm not trying to be sarcastic, but it's already good enough that there are patients on the ship. We can treat it as a coincidence like good luck, and it's fun to be discovered. But if you arrange a freak for Yu Xiaoshou, how are we going to talk in the future? Besides, there's someone sitting on the fish. How are we going to arrange patients for Doctor Ling in the future with such an exciting patient? Is his liver half-bitten by a tuna? "
"What kind of patients did you arrange for Doctor Ling now?"
"He's still being screened in Thailand's hospital system. We're not familiar with this place, and you have to be able to perform surgery on the ship. It's best if it's a semi-emergency surgery. It's not easy …"
"So he doesn't have any?"
"I'll give you one stab, and you'll have all of them immediately."
"Shut up!" The commander-in-chief scolded angrily. "Who arranged patients without permission? Do you have any organizational discipline? Hurry up and stand up, don't waste our time! "
The channel instantly became silent.
After a long time, a senior tool said, "We've been working together for many years, but no one stands up now. Is it an accident that we prioritize?"
"What accident? A person accidentally sat on the fish, and the fish slid … into the back of the person's buttocks? Try sliding! "The commander-in-chief's voice was accompanied by the sound effect of something smashing.
The senior tool sighed and said, "It's precisely because it's bizarre that it's an accident. Otherwise, if the members of our team came up with such a bizarre plan and could even execute it, wouldn't they rush to ask for credit? Who would be so reckless and waste their time here? "
The commander-in-chief was a reasonable person. When he heard this, he calmed down a little and said slowly, "That makes some sense."
"Sitting on the fish is ridiculous."
"I wonder what kind of fish it is?"
"It's a pity that there's no reward for helping Doctor Yu. Otherwise, I'll get a bunch of cylinders and get a new car this year!"
The atmosphere in the tool's channel gradually became better, but it was still a little reserved.
The commander-in-chief had the power to distribute the prize money. It would not be worth it to annoy him for no reason.
Also, see if there are any suitable medical helicopters. I believe that a normal helicopter will suffice. It'll be easy to transfer them when needed. It seems like a medical ship with only one operating theater is not enough. There's too little space … "The commander-in-chief grumbled in the comms channel as he gave out orders. He had finally brushed off the issue.
When there was a gap, a tool at the scene cut into the channel and said, "I'll open a special live broadcast. Everyone can log into the system backend and watch it. Now we're discussing the specific steps of the incident …"
As soon as he said that, all the tools took out their phones.
The yacht only had cameras installed on each deck and in the corridors, but they managed to capture Zuo Cidian and the others' expressions. Their expressions of surprise, hesitation, wanting to laugh but not being able to do so, and wanting to refuse but not being able to find a reason to do so were incredibly memorable.
Although Yu Yuan did not show her head, her voice was clearly transmitted through the voice recorder device of the people in the room. "So, this so-called live fish has been in your anus for two days?"
"Yes." The young dancer let go of the fish and said, "I just put it in … No, when I just sat on it, it was still wriggling. Later, I wanted to grab it out, and it even struggled. Then, it stopped moving, and it slid deeper and deeper …"
There was an uproar in the channel of the tools.
"Young people nowadays really know how to have fun."
"The case has been solved. It happened two days ago, so we definitely didn't prepare it."
"Maybe he said it on purpose …"
Before the argument in the comms channel could be heard again, Yu Yuan's voice once again suppressed everyone.
"The intestines will wriggle. In words that you can easily understand, things that come in from above will wriggle downwards, and things that come in from below will wriggle upwards. Now, after two days, and it's a living thing, your situation is very troublesome. How old are you this year? "
The young dancer sighed. "Twenty-one."
"You're already so hardcore at the age of twenty-one?" Yu Yuan shook her head.
"I accidentally sat on the fish when I was cooking." The young dancer reiterated his setting.
Yu Yuan chuckled. "I've seen fewer 21-year-old young people who know how to cook and cook their own fish than those who stuff things down."
The young dancer was stunned. "Is that so?"
"How big is the fish? What kind? "Yu Yuan did not answer and continued to ask.
"One and a half pounds." The other party thought about it and said, "It's the kind with a longer round head. I didn't ask specifically."
Yu Yuan's face darkened. "A snakehead?"
Zuo Cidian, who was next to her, was also shocked. "Snakeheads are very fierce."
"It's not a snakehead. Listen to him. It will die very soon. Snakeheads are very tenacious." Lu Wenbin denied it.
"You bought the fish yourself, and you don't know what kind of fish it is?" Yu Yuan frowned and looked at the patient.
"I usually don't cook, and there are so many kinds of fish sold in the market in Thailand. Anyway, it's just a few RMB per pound, so I didn't ask much." The patient, who did not know whether he should cover his stomach or his butt, decided to give up.
There was a burst of laughter in the tool's channel.
Yu Yuan also held back her laughter and said, "Then, I know the basic situation. Now, I'll find someone to send you ashore."
"You just need to help me take it out," the young dancer quickly said, "I'll pay for the medical fees."
Yu Yuan waved her hand. "It's not about the medical fees."
"You don't have to worry about the medical qualification. You can prepare first. When we reach the international waters, you can help me pay for it." The patient's arrangement was clear.
Yu Yuan smiled and still shook her head. "The medical qualification is indeed a problem, but it's mainly your problem."
"Me … What problem?" The other party hesitated for a few seconds and said, "As long as you cure me, I'll participate in a few more activities like this, and I'll be able to get enough medical fees. I'll really pay …"
Yu Yuan sighed and said, "Let me put it this way. You should have been in Thailand for a long time. The average temperature in Thailand is around thirty degrees Celsius."
"Almost. What does it have to do with me?"
"It's about the same temperature as your intestines," Yu Yuan said very professionally. Yu Yuan said in a very professional manner, "Say, in Thailand's temperature, if you leave a fish outdoors without refrigerating it or keeping it fresh, what will happen after two days?"
The dancer with long arms and legs opened his small mouth, and his feminine face gradually contorted.
"So, with the conditions on our boat, it's very dangerous for you to take it out raw. It's better to go to the hospital. You might need to perform a laparotomy to take it out." After Yu Yuan finished speaking, she sighed and said, "If you were in my department, I would really want to take a look at you."
The dancer's legs were twisted together, and his expression and body were very conflicted.
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