The Divine Inquisitor did not take any medicine. Theta Sagittarii also felt mentally exhausted.
He had never felt that there was anything wrong with his mouth quirks, but after swapping bodies with the Divine Inquisitor and experiencing mental pollution in the past few days, he truly felt a certain emotion called "shame."
# Chuunibyou is gradually recovering. #
After the Divine Inquisitor let loose, she became more and more unreliable. She was almost as unreliable as the troublemaker Kuniyaga Tsurimaru. Every day, she would try new limits of courting death. She was even equipped with a magical ability that could be dismantled at any time.
The God's Inquisitor was probably addicted to playing with his character. One day, he was riding on a tall horse when he went out for a mission. Just because Zong San's body was 179 cm tall, he despised his own body which was 150 cm tall. She said,
"My caged bird, when I return in triumph, I will definitely offer you this land and peace!"
Theta Sagittarii's face turned yellow.
He swore that if he mentioned these lunatic's mouth quirks again, he would livestream himself eating a birdcage.
To a certain extent, Hua Yan was also very impressive to be able to force Funerary Deities to change her persona.
There was a saying that a woman's heart was like a needle at the bottom of the sea. You would never be able to guess what they were thinking.
Hua Yan was probably a needle too.
She was just a sea-stabilizing needle that made one's heart hurt.
Less than a minute after Theta Sagittarii took up official duties in the Divine Inquisitor's body, the dashing pink silly bird sat in his arms enthusiastically. She did not care how eye-catching this strange creature's body was. She gave him a watery, seductive look.
Theta Sagittarii felt that his eyes were about to fall out. "…"
But a certain silly bird still wrapped her arms around his neck without any self-awareness. She said, "Keke, why did you ask me to accompany you?"
Theta Sagittarii was speechless.
He suddenly wanted to eat his usual chuunibyou self alive.
To be honest, Theta Sagittarii and Hua Yan were both outstanding beauties of the same type. Even if they changed their bodies and genders, their beauty was still the same. There was not much of a difference even if they changed their bodies.
Just as Theta Sagittarii was a graceful beauty after changing into Hua Yan's body, Hua Yan was also a dashing, pure, and unpretentious bitch after changing into Theta Sagittarii's body....
That pair of long and narrow eyes rippled with water. When she smiled, there was always a bit of sincerity and a bit of cleverness. If she was not pretentious, then she would really be a handsome man who was as carefree as the moon.
Provided she was not pretentious.
But Theta Sagittarii had never seen her.
"Bury your breasts for me!"
Theta Sagittarii looked at his own body and said such shameless words. He suddenly choked on a mouthful of blood. But the person in front of him continued without any self-awareness.
"I am the blade of the world! How can I not bury a woman's virginity?! This is outrageous! "
You're the most outrageous person in the world!
Theta Sagittarii calmly moved his numb legs back. Hua Yan, who lost her balance, immediately rolled on the tatami.
Theta Sagittarii did not even look at his stupid inquisitor. He picked up the brush and carefully browsed through the battle report.
But would Hua Yan admit defeat so easily? The answer was no.
"Hmph, if the soft approach doesn't work, I'll do it the hard way. Little beauty, quickly lie down and let me bury my breasts! I'll let you go after I bury your breasts! "
Hua Yan, who was 1.79 meters tall, decisively knocked down Theta Sagittarii, who was 1.5 meters tall. She raised her eyebrows and smiled in high spirits. She raised Theta Sagittarii's slender and beautiful hands and was about to touch her own body's breasts.
F * ck!
Don't be a bitch!!
Theta Sagittarii decisively bent his knee and used the Real Sword Sure-Kill, successfully protecting his inquisitor's chastity.
Hua Yan fell on the tatami with a twisted expression. She was unable to get up and completely became a useless dog.
"You … are so ruthless …"
Hua Yan, who finally understood what a "pain in the ass" was, despaired of this ruthless blade that could even cripple her little brother without hesitation. She endured and endured, and finally, under the "unbearable pain of life", she shed crocodile tears.
"Ouch ouch ouch QAQ …"
Theta Sagittarii didn't say anything. She kicked away the caged bird that was blocking the way and picked up the document again.
"It hurts so much, Theta Sagittarii, can I reach out and rub it? QAQ”
Theta Sagittarii: "…" Keep smiling, don't go crazy.
The beautiful girl stood up with a murderous look in her eyes. She nimbly dug out a rope used to tie scrolls from the cabinet under the desk. She squatted down and firmly tied her inquisitor's hands behind her back without hesitation.
Hua Yan was completely in tears. "F * ck! I was wrong! I was really wrong! Let me go! I promise I won't think about sleeping with a pretty sister anymore! F * ck! Beauty misleads me! It's all because you're too pretty! Yatai —!!! "
That "yatai" was so soul-stirring that it echoed three feet in the air. It was like a woman who was cornered and forced into a dead end. It was simply enough to make women cry and men fall silent.
"Lord!!!"
As if there was no end to the liveliness, the sliding door of the study was kicked open. A loyal hound dressed in a priest's attire strode into the study with his long legs. After seeing the scene of "the unscrupulous auntie laying hands on the caged bird", he shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Theta Sagittarii, you beast!!! What are you doing to Lord?!!! "
Theta Sagittarii: "…"
F * ck, I can't live like this anymore!
Theta Sagittarii, who was mentally weakened by his own psychopathic inquisitor and his psychopathic colleagues, immediately contacted the former inquisitor and directly complained.
An Old Pine Tree still had that amiable and doddering appearance. His back was hunched, and his somewhat unscientific beard extended to the ground. He looked like an old man with one foot in the grave.
However, Theta Sagittarii had once seen the ferocious scene of this old man vigorously chasing down the Tracing Army with a walking stick. Thus, he scoffed at his disguise.
Of course, he did not forget how this Old Pine Tree used a trick to let them welcome in such a psychopathic inquisitor.
An Old Pine Tree looked at Theta Sagittarii, who was wearing Hua Yan's body, affectionately. He smiled very kindly. "Hey! Hey! Hey! How nice! It's rare to see Little Rose so gentle and elegant. "
Theta Sagittarii: "…" It seems that you know very well what kind of person your granddaughter is?
Theta Sagittarii really wanted to blush this time.
"Child, I know why you are here. Sit down." An Old Pine Tree was now retired at home, eating his pension and living a very comfortable life. "You and I have worked together for many years. There's no need to be so formal."
The artifact spirits and the living creatures of Heaven and Earth had always minded their own business. No one was superior to the other. Although they were both "spirits", Old Pine Tree's attitude towards the Funerary Deities was more like that of an elder and a junior.
Although he had the title of inquisitor, the plant race's attitude towards the man with the sword and saber had always been equal. There was less of the condescending attitude of the human inquisitor due to the artifact spirits' attitude towards him.
Theta Sagittarii naturally sat down on the futon next to An Old Pine Tree and took the tea from the host. This scene was actually not unfamiliar to him, because in the past, the old man was not stingy with enlightening the juniors.
"You have swapped bodies with Little Rose. Naturally, you have noticed something, right?" An Old Pine Tree chewed on the cherry cake happily and smiled. "Since you have come to me, it can be seen that you are really good children."
Facing An Old Pine Tree's open-minded attitude, Theta Sagittarii sneered and said slowly, "I don't know what you are thinking, but you have given the key to the cage to the bird in it. Aren't you afraid that I will fly away and destroy the birdcage?"
Zong San Zuo Language was not stupid. When he swapped bodies with Hua Yan for the first time, he realized that there must be a reason why Hua Yan became the "Inquisitor".
She was walking on a road full of thorns and bumps, and An Old Pine Tree was the one who pushed the boat with the current, giving her a light push from behind.
The position of "Inquisitor" must have something that Hua Yan needed.
"Since you have come to me now, you naturally don't have any bad intentions." An Old Pine Tree squinted a pair of green eyes. It was hard to imagine that such a pair of lively eyes would appear on an old man's wrinkled face.
"Although I can't empathize with your past, don't you feel the taste of freedom in another way now?"
Theta Sagittarii's heterochromatic eyes flashed with a faint glow, cold and piercing, "She is your granddaughter, but you let her be so willful. Do you trust her, or do you not care at all?"
Theta Sagittarii could not see through An Old Pine Tree's thoughts at all, just as he could not understand why Hua Yan was so optimistic and interested in the current situation of swapping bodies.
When Theta Sagittarii opened his eyes in Hua Yan's body for the first time, he realized this — he was facing an extreme temptation, which almost made his mind waver.
He, Zong San Zuo Zuo's character, this sword that was born from "Seize the Blade of All People under the Heavens" as its god base, exchanged everything with a flower demon that was born from nature.
Not only the body, but also the power, fate, and spirit base.
If it were not for the memory in his mind, he would almost think that he was Hua Yan instead of Zong San Zuo Language.
An Old Pine Tree did not know how fatal the temptation of this discovery was to the caged bird? He could totally break free from the cage, kill "Zong San Zuo Language", and live in the world as a plant spirit from then on.
— — Completely get rid of the identity of "caged bird".
No longer under the control of human beings, no longer have to be unwilling to accept the endless years of despair, no longer have to force himself to accept the fate of being unable to choose his master as an artifact spirit. He could totally get out of the cage and fly to a wider sky.
Even though Zong San Zuo Language had no evil intentions, this idea still appeared in his mind uncontrollably, which was why he felt angry and could not let it go.
Plant spirits were born by nature. Strictly speaking, they were not related by blood. They were a community that took care of each other and called each other brothers and sisters, but it was also difficult to escape the nature of "bearing the will of the heavens".
In their eyes, the persevering and unyielding survival and the withering and death that would follow after the flowering period were both inevitable occurrences. They were able to tolerate life and death, causing the emotions of this race to be thin and distant, so calm that it was almost cold.
Just like An Old Pine Tree, he clearly knew that as long as Zong San Zuo Language had the slightest intention of wavering, Hua Yan would inevitably be in danger. After all, he was now the "God's Inquisitor".
But even though he knew this, he still stood by and did not intervene, until Theta Sagittarii came to him.
Was it trust? Was it arrogance? How big of a heart did he have to be to let his granddaughter's fate be decided by the so-called "trust"?
Thinking of this, Theta Sagittarii could not help but feel a little resentful. It was like a greedy child facing a box of sweet and delicious pastries, but he had to hold back the desire that almost roared and tore his soul with his hands behind his back.
And how cruel was the person who teased him with pastries?
If he took it, he would no longer be himself; if he did not take it, he might lose the chance to get out of the cage forever.
Teasing a helpless caged bird with choices, would it make these people happy?
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