"My lord, why did you tell Sarana that she's not Miss Sakura's daughter?"
Hirano Toshiro, one of the twins, trotted behind Hua Yan. Looking at her fluttering robe, every step she took was elegant, but her speed wasn't slow at all.
"What?" Hua Yan pretended to be surprised and raised her eyebrows, with a teasing smile in her eyes. "I didn't say a word just now! I only said that Sarana isn't my child, but I didn't say that she's not Sakura's child. "
Hirano was a little speechless. Thinking back carefully, His Majesty had indeed only said some specious words. In the end, he sighed with emotion and said, "I treat you like my own daughter." Other than that, he really didn't say anything else. =
But even if she didn't say anything, she still misled Sarana!
Looking at Sarana's current appearance, she believed that Sasuke Uchiha's scumbag father ran away with another woman, and even had a child, he left the child to his former teammates who painstakingly admired him to raise, and wandered the world by himself! This was too unjust!
"Well, don't mind these small details. This was originally the fate of the future, I just brought it forward a little —" Hua Yan pulled a small gap between her index finger and thumb to show her innocence.
Alright, Hua Yan admitted that she was blinded by the plot. Thinking about it, she was an otaku, and finally finished the main story of Naruto. When she opened the next generation, it was like thunder rolling in the sky!
Birth mother unknown! Thousands of miles to find father! Father opened eyes! Hatred born from love! Why call it "Scarlet Flower and Moon"?! It would be better to change it to "Where Did Dad Go?" or "The Temptation of Returning to the Village"!
Hua Yan felt speechless. She also knew that this matter was purely caused by the family of three. She could change some things if she intervened, but the grudge would still exist, so she didn't want to care too much.
A human's life, whether it was for plants or monsters, was too short. It was so short that in the blink of an eye, it was as if everything was over in the blink of an eye.
Since Kishimoto came up with the melodramatic plot of "my mother is not my mother, my father is still my father, and in the end, my father is still my father, my mother is still my mother" in order to continue the story, it shouldn't be a problem for her to add fuel to the fire, right?
Hua Yan didn't feel guilty. Instead of letting Sarana struggle for more than ten years because of blood ties, it was better to let her accept the "reality" from the beginning.
This way, when she finds out that her mother is actually her biological mother, this child will definitely be happy, right?
Pfft, but it's more likely that it's more.
Thinking that in the future, Sarana will not only not doubt her mother, but will also desperately isolate all the information from her father in order to "not poke her mother's pain", Hua Yan felt more and more happy. She wanted to watch a good show.
Hua Yan specially opened a special training class for Sarana Uchiha called "The Cultivation and Analysis of the Shinobi World's Ultimate Kekkei Genkai Secret Technique".
In layman's terms, it's called "The Tricks and Words We Have Gone Through Those Years".
"Sarana, do you know what the most important thing in this shinobi world is?"
A monk stood under the bright moon, his robe fluttering, and his cherry hair flying. The gentle and bright hair color like a mother's is always the most beautiful color in the eyes of girls.
Sarana Uchiha, who has the ability to think independently under the elite education, thought for a little while, and then muttered, "Is it … Will?"
Where there are leaves flying, there is the will of fire burning.
"Will is very important." Hua Yan's eyebrows softened, and a gentle smile like water, "But it's not the most important thing, at least if you want to unify the world, it's not the most important thing."
"Then, what's the most important thing?"
"It's the fetters, and the mouth!"
Hua Yan slapped the big blackboard next to her, and said in an excited tone, "This world is a world that can be conquered by relying on fetters and the mouth!"
"Next, let's learn about the three great bloodline limits of the shinobi world, Tear Release! Fake Release! And the most annoying one, Mouth Release! "
"In an episode of Naruto, 50% is Mouth Release, 30% is recalling the past, 15% is following the plot, and the fighting scene only accounts for 5%!"
Hua Yan bitterly lamented, "What kind of data is this!"
"How to survive this 50% Mouth Release, how to successfully counterattack and persuade the enemy in this 50% time, is the next thing you need to understand and learn!"
"First of all, let's talk about the first bloodline limit, Tear Release!"
Hua Yan pulled out a picture of Sakura Haruno, which directly occupied one-third of the blackboard.
Hua Yan said very seriously, "The only person in our Haruno family who has opened this bloodline limit is your mother, Sakura Haruno, and the person who opened this bloodline limit for her is called AB, a gay man who can do anything to set off the style of the protagonist. He opened this bloodline limit for your mother, which is useless. This bloodline limit can let you summon your close friends at the most critical moment, let you retreat to the second line, give the stage to your friend, and let him start his performance."
Sarana was dumbfounded, and the pen in her hand fell, and unconsciously murmured, "I am the world's ruler, do I need to be someone else's stepping stone?"
When Hua Yan heard this, she immediately felt very gratified, and sighed, "It's great that Sarana has this idea, yes! How can the world's ruler be someone else's stepping stone? But you still have to learn what you need to learn! "
"There are two purposes for teaching you this. First, you have to learn to seize the opportunity to be a summoned beast, and let your friend give the stage to you; second, you have to be clear about this routine to prevent others from summoning other summoned beasts."
Shalana jotted down her notes and said bravely, "But uncle, I'm sorry! Mom doesn't cry often! I've never seen her cry! "
"Because a girl's tears are very precious, and the big move can't be casually shown to others. Only when you realize that you 'need to use it' can you consider showing this secret technique. For example, when you want to deal with your father, you can consider this secret technique, and I guarantee that your father will kneel down in minutes! Of course, the Tear Release has a lot of limitations, and it only works on people who care about you, otherwise the effect will be greatly reduced. "
"This is a big move, Sob Sob Kill! We are called Sob Monsters, standing at the top of the ninja world, because the Tear Release is the only existence that can restrain the Mouth Release! "
"Next, is the second bloodline limit, Bojutsu! This is the only bloodline limit that can restrain the Tear Release. It can be said that these three bloodline limits reinforce and restrain each other! You need to find the balance and be good at using it! "
"Bojutsu is a special bloodline limit that has been passed down for a long time in the Uchiha Clan. It can be traced back to your ancestor, Uchiha Madara, and it can be traced back to your father, Sasuke Uchiha! They are all successors of the Bojutsu. "
"Bojutsu restrains the Tear Release. It will make you look particularly cold, ruthless and unreasonable, and it will make you look handsome and cool! But this bloodline limit has a lot of limitations, and it is also the reason why you need to use it properly! "
"Because of showing off, you will be struck by lightning. Once you fail to show off, you will be directly affected by the backlash, and the degree of shame will be directly multiplied by two times. "
Sarana silently raised her hand again, "Father can use the Lightning Release, but why would he be struck by lightning?"
Hua Yan casually discredited Uchiha Madara, "To strike those who are more pretentious than him."
Sarana closed her mouth and didn't say anything.
"Finally, there is the strongest bloodline limit that can restrain the Bojutsu but is also restrained by the Tear Release. All the great people are good at Bojutsu! For example, the first Hokage, Hashirama Senju, and the seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, are the best among them! "
Hua Yan directly threw out a thick brick book and looked at Sarana's small eyes that suddenly became small, and said with emotion, "I have practiced more than 300 … cough, more than 30 years of Bojutsu, and today I will completely teach you! Sarana! You have to remember, you have to remember the things in this book, and you can take it out at any time to trick others, and also avoid being tricked by others. "
Sarana murmured and didn't dare to say anything. She opened the first page of the book and saw a sentence written on the first line of the page.
"Bojutsu Chapter 1 – Love and Hate"
"Love may be without reason, but hate must be. Hate with love as the root, the shadow of the tree grows together."
Sarana's small hand trembled, and she turned a few pages, and couldn't help but whisper, "… I think it's very reasonable."
Hua Yan deeply said, "You can persuade others to believe if you are convinced, but you must distinguish clearly what is bojutsu and what is sincerity. But if you bring back a lot of empty promises, then uncle will not raise you, this little niece. "
Sarana: "…" She didn't understand, but she felt that it was awesome.
After successfully persuading Sarana to start the five-year college entrance exam simulation, Hua Yan took Theta Sagittarii out of Konoha to continue his great cause of unifying the world.
Talent is very important, and when it comes to this, Hua Yan remembered a strange person who was somewhat incompatible with the whole Naruto world.
The legendary Sannin of Konoha, the poison of pornography, the legendary Orochimaru, the legendary Orochimaru who can give birth to children through mitosis and used cloning technology to revive the Uchiha Clan.
For Hua Yan, the value of Orochi Maru is definitely higher than any ninja in the world.
What do you think? Isn't this nonsense!
While everyone else believed in wills and fetters, this guy was the only one who believed in science!
The world is like this, if you take half a step, you are a genius, if you take a step, you are a madman, if you take a big step, you are the public enemy of the world.
Orochi Maru is a genius at the level of the public enemy of the world.
But for Hua Yan, technology! It means a weapon that is one step ahead of others! It means a steady stream of money! It means the cultural strength to unify the world!
Hua Yan took Theta Sagittarii's body and finally found Orochi Maru's nest after many towns. Since the end of the Fourth World War, Orochi Maru's mental illness has been cured, and he has also changed from a rebellious ninja to a free ninja who is independent.
Hua Yan thought about how to bring this cunning snake, who is also very good at talking, back to Honmaru. Who knows that there is a little accident in the process.
After visiting the leader of Otogakure as the Daimyo of the Land of Fire, Hua Yan and Zong San were welcomed into Otogakure.
Orochi Maru is the same as his image in the anime. His facial features are feminine, suitable for both men and women. He looks younger than Naruto Uzumaki, who is a little old because of overwork.
A doctor's white robe, abnormally white skin, thick eyeshadow and eyeliner, a pair of smiling eyes, and a mocking smile on his lips.
And standing beside him, with black hair, black eyes, and missing an arm –
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