It was May 19th, the fourth Tuesday of the semester, and it was time for Old Antique's theory of history class that everyone was familiar with.
At the door, a stocky, plump, and slightly rotund fatty walked into the classroom on his tiptoes and appeared on the podium of Grade One, Class Three on time.
Old Antique rarely brought textbooks to class, and he had long since memorized the test points in the textbooks.
In some sense, Wang Ling felt that it was very difficult to raise the atmosphere of the classroom to a level that everyone could accept and enjoy without textbooks in class. Looking at the entire No. 60 High School, Old Antique was a typical teacher who excelled in this area. This sort of textbook free class was actually a test of a teacher's ability.
After a weekend and a Monday … In just three short days, Old Antique's outline seemed to have swelled up a lot … it was no longer a secret that Old Antique and No. 59 High School's Director Xie were in love. As a man in love, Wang Ling knew that Old Antique's style of love was definitely to take Director Xie out to eat.
Wang Ling felt that it wasn't just Old Antique; even Director Xie was definitely a lot fatter than before …
"A lot of things have happened in the last few days. I wonder if everyone has heard of an organization called Saint Cavalry?"
When Old Antique said this, there was clearly a lot more discussion in the class. It was very obvious that after the media exposure of this fake milk powder pyramid scheme, it had already garnered widespread attention from all walks of life in a short period of time.
Spirit light flashed in Old Antique's hand, and he placed a metal can on the table. "I bought this can of fake milk powder from a Saint Milk Powder seller. Back then, he strongly recommended me to be his agent. "
"Teacher, what happened after that?" Feather Lin asked curiously.
"After that, I tricked him into buying this can of milk powder without paying a single cent … after listening to my teachings, that Saint Milk Powder seller decided to turn over a new leaf and turn over a new leaf!"
When Old Antique said this, a lot of people in the audience laughed, thinking that he was bragging as usual. Only Lotus Sun and Wang Ling's hearts staggered … back then, when Old Antique had said that he could flick a person to death with a piece of chalk, a lot of people had thought he was joking, but in the end, he had really done it.
So, it was very obvious that this was true …
This time, Old Antique was using the incident of the Holy Cavalry peddling fake milk powder as a prelude, which clearly meant something else. After "The Reruns and Evolution of Huaxiu's Ancient TV Dramas", "Huaxiu's Modern History" was the highlight of the theory of history class. It was also Old Antique's mandatory test site for the midterm and final exams, and covered a wide range of knowledge.
Previously, Old Antique had only used the Holy Cavalry's fake milk powder incident to attract enough interest from the students.
When the class quieted down, everyone knew that the movie had begun …
"Huaxiu nation's modern history starts with the First Gua Pi War, which was a history of national humiliation full of disasters." When Old Antique came to the definition, he couldn't help sighing. "Back then, in order to resist the Gua Pi Army led by Devil Emperor Gua Pi, Huaxiu nation sacrificed countless seniors in the cultivation world … Perhaps some students will ask what Gua Pi means. Here, I'll explain a little. The so-called melon skin is actually a kind of drug. In the past, it was usually crushed and made into cigarettes. Once you take a puff, you can't help but take a second puff, and then your IQ will drop lower and lower. "
Everyone: "…"
"The most important thing is that once you take the melon skin, you'll become addicted."
Everyone: "…"
Old Antique smiled. "Back then, the Gua Pi Army took shape very quickly. It wasn't inferior to the current Holy Cavalry at all. So the country is currently very worried about this Holy Cavalry Army, and is afraid that it will repeat the Gua Pi Army's mistakes. Although it has been confirmed that the substances contained in the fake milk powder won't affect the human body, this is a very bad thing. But the impact on the country's economy is a very bad thing. "
Everyone couldn't help nodding. Those who had prepared for this lesson knew that back when the Gua Pi Army had first risen to prominence, it had relied on pyramid schemes to gather a large number of people in a short period of time. It was just that pyramid schemes back then hadn't immediately attracted Huaxiu nation's attention. By the time Huaxiu nation had reacted, the situation had already gotten out of hand.
According to Old Antique's usual way of teaching, he would usually quickly sort out the framework of the lesson before it started.
"Huaxiu Nation's Modern History — The First Gua Pi War" was a major historical event that started with Devil Emperor Gua Pi peddling the drug melon skin through pyramid schemes. Old Antique had a deep understanding of this period of history, because it was a period of humiliation. Back then, foreigners had jokingly called this period of Huaxiu nation's history the "Melon Eating Era." So to this day, this was a mandatory part of the theory of history exam every year, so that students would remember history and not forget national humiliation.
After quickly sorting out the cause of the First Gua Pi War, it was time for Old Antique to gossip again.
This time, Old Antique was gossiping about Devil Emperor Gua Pi.
"Students, how much do you know about Devil Emperor Gua Pi?" Old Antique asked as he stood on the dais.
After waiting for a while and seeing that the class was dead silent, Old Antique gave his trademark smile. "Rumor has it that this Devil Emperor Gua Pi is very strong. To give you a simple example, General Yi, one of the Ten Founding Generals of our Huaxiu nation, once fought Devil Emperor Gua Pi. When their palms met, Devil Emperor Gua Pi didn't budge, but General Yi was forced back three steps. "
There was an uproar in the class!
How strong was General Yi?
— This was a Blademaster! The legendary figure who had slain a demon god with General Shi of the Ministry of Defense!
"But as far as I know, Devil Emperor Gua Pi was actually seriously injured at the time. He was just holding on. So, after the First Gua Pi War, Devil Emperor Gua Pi disappeared from the face of the earth, and no one knows his exact whereabouts, "Old Antique said.
"Could he already be dead?" someone asked, and the curiosity of most of the students in the class was piqued.
"There's a rumor that he's already dead. After the Second Gua Pi War, Devil Emperor Gua Pi's Gua Pi Army was handed over to Devil Emperor Gua Pi's personal disciple, True Immortal She Pi, to manage it. But the strange thing is that so far, no one has ever heard of Devil Emperor Gua Pi's death. I suspect that this True Immortal She Pi might have imprisoned his injured shifu and then plotted to usurp his position, "Old Antique voiced his speculation.
Master of Dopey exclaimed, "Imprisonment play?! What the hell?! This Devil Emperor Gua Pi is a sadist? "
"A master-disciple couple is the most interesting!" Feather Lin's face was full of excitement as a hundred thousand words of rotten fiction instantly filled her mind.
"Of course, there's also a more credible rumor, which is that Devil Emperor Gua Pi was fleeing from his disciple's pursuit and sealed his soul in a magic weapon. He sealed his own soul in a magic tool, and rumor has it that it's a mask with the power of a curse … "
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