The two Immortal Palm Tree Sect disciples were now extremely regretting coming to this internet cafe. This was too much! But they had to give Su Xing face. Everyone knew that after the last sect celebration, Su Xing and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had become very close.
Who was Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal? On the opening day of the Office of Strategic Deception, even the Ten Generals gave them face!
Furthermore, the Office of Strategic Deception was currently the only light force that directly cooperated with Huaxiu Alliance! Therefore, it was very important to be happy!
On the day of the sect's celebration, Immortal Palm Tree Sect hadn't sent a representative. The sect leader of Immortal Palm Tree Sect was now full of regret, so he signed a large order with the Office of Strategic Deception on the day the Heavenly Dao broccoli went on sale.
On one hand, it was an apology. On the other hand, it was a show of sincerity for future cooperation.
As for Immortal Palm Tree Sect disciples, there was no need to even mention them. There was now a clear rule in Immortal Palm Tree Sect that disciples must vigorously support all of the Office of Strategic Deception's businesses!
Actually, just this alone was enough to make the two disciples unable to shirk the responsibility. They couldn't let anyone catch them!
"I'll get a gold one …" After making up his mind, Eldest Senior Brother gritted his teeth and took out a few gold notes from his wallet.
Su Xing glanced at the junior brother beside him and found that this junior brother was secretly laughing with a gloating expression. He hurriedly said, "Since you've already decided to apply for a gold membership, why don't you add another 500 and charge 1500? You can upgrade it to a combo package. One card can be used by two people. Take care of your Junior Brother. But the extra five hundred will have to be paid by your junior martial brother. "
"…"
The Junior Brother's expression instantly turned ashen.
He couldn't refuse, so he took out five hundred gold notes and made a combination card with his Senior Brother.
On the other side, Su Xing happily accepted the money. Just as he was entering the customer information, he suddenly remembered and looked at the two of them. "Ah, right! Do you want to add another five hundred? Our Internet Cafe has just opened for business, and there is a redemption service. Another 500 immortal gold can be exchanged for a crispy noodle snack packet! "
"Don't … Don't, we don't have money!" The two Immortal Palm Tree Sect brothers were about to cry.
Su Xing smiled. "Don't regret it!"
Actually, it wasn't that they didn't have the money, but they felt that the exchange wasn't worth it.
Five hundred immortal gold for a bag of snacks …
Only a fool would do that!
Ten minutes later, the pair from Immortal Palm Tree Sect left with their gold membership cards for the Office of Strategic Deception's Internet cafe, both of them with despairing expressions on their faces … Su Xing leaned his elbow against the door as he watched the two fools leave.
…
It was still Wednesday, August 30th.
Not long after the two Immortal Palm Tree Sect disciples left, a van with the logo of the General Administration of 100 Schools drove directly to the entrance of the Office of Strategic Deception.
A group of people got out of the car: Wang Ling, Super Chen, Hero Guo and Little Peanut … No. 60 High's Grade One, Class Three squad had assembled.
In the car, Super Chen had already been jabbering away for a long time. He couldn't believe that he had actually received an invitation from the Office of Strategic Deception … Last night, he had clearly been complaining that he hadn't gotten a beta number for Cultivation Emulator, but the next day, they had sent him an invitation!
The invitation was signed by Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal and stamped with a gold stamp.
They were invited to visit the Office of Strategic Deception's newly built Internet cafe, along with a set of tickets for each hall and a gift bag for the internal beta test!
Fang Xing got out of the car in the front passenger seat and smiled. "Don't celebrate too early, we're only allowed to visit today. We're underage, so be content that Senior Odd Zhuo entrusted Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal to send us an invitation. "
"So we're really only allowed to visit?" Dopey Guo and Super Chen were a little disappointed.
"It's good to have a gift bag for the internal beta test. In any case, we can take it back to play." Little Peanut grinned.
As commissary in charge of studies, under Dopey Guo and Super Chen's lead, he had already completely embarked on a path of no return …
"I told you, Wang Ling is a mascot!" Super Chen rubbed his head, still a little amazed. "But why did Senior Odd Zhuo suddenly invite us?"
"Did you forget that Wang Ling borrowed Senior Zhuo's spirit sword at the spirit sword exchange meet? Senior Odd Zhuo is expressing his gratitude," Fang Xing replied.
Fang Xing and Odd Zhuo had already colluded last night to come up with this excuse!
"I told you! I told you, Wang Ling is a mascot! "
Hearing this, Super Chen didn't doubt it, and directly laughed heartily. "Otherwise, I would have thought that Classmate Wang Ling had opened the Office of Strategic Deception!"
Fang Xing: "…"
Wang Ling: "…"
…
…
As Fang Xing had said, they were only here to visit the Internet cafe this time. The Office of Strategic Deception's Internet cafe was a regular Internet cafe, so it naturally had to look like one; they couldn't even go through the back door.
"Holy shit!" As soon as they entered the Internet cafe, Super Chen was immediately startled by the scene in front of him.
He felt that this couldn't be considered an Internet cafe at all; it was simply built like a palace, and all the computers were holographic pods! As long as you lay down and put on a helmet, you could directly connect to the Internet! You could do whatever you wanted! Even if you played for a long time, you wouldn't feel tired! Once you entered the holographic pods, you felt like you were in a dream, and your body was completely relaxed.
Furthermore, the holographic game pods that Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had bought were very advanced and came with a massage function.
Fang Xing had already informed Su Xing before they came, and as he showed them around, he introduced them to all kinds of information about the Internet cafe.
"These holographic game pods are also the latest model, and there's also an excretion device at the bottom. If you want to go to the bathroom midway, you can directly turn on the toilet mode. When that happens, the holographic pod will directly turn into a closed-off toilet. " Su Xing said, "Do you see that button with the word 'poop' drawn on it? That's the toilet mode button."
"What's that?" At that moment, Dopey Guo pointed to the button below the toilet mode button, which looked like two fish balls strung together.
"This is the Bouncing Egg mode."
"…"
"Considering that some customers might be so happy in our holographic pods that they forget their duties, we added this mode. Its main function is to moisten the intestines and ease the bowel movement. Everyone knows that lying down or sitting down for too long can easily lead to constipation. "
"Your service is really thorough …" Dopey Guo sighed.
"All the excrement will eventually be collected in the waste water tank, and after special treatment, it will be turned into fertilizer for the Heavenly Dao broccoli breeding shed."
"…"
"The Internet cafe just opened today, and there are already a lot of Nascent Soul and Soul Formation customers. Their fertilizer is actually quite hard to come by."
"…"
During the introduction, Su Xing kept glancing at Wang Ling out of the corner of his eye every now and then.
Except for Super Chen, Dopey Guo and Little Peanut, everyone here was well aware of Wang Ling's identity.
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