For the first time, Wang Ling realized that the gremlin he had enlightened was very dangerous …
As the only gremlin in the Wang family's small villa who had been enlightened by the Second Generation Enlightening Spell, Book of Sage Immortal's formidable power was already on full display. Although Lord Ma was still the strongest gremlin in terms of combat ability, Book of Sage Immortal's other abilities were truly astonishing.
If it was enlightened a second time like Lord Ma, it might become a cosmic divine weapon …
Wang Ling lowered his head as he pondered. He felt that Book of Sage Immortal's ability might be able to benefit the universe … Calculating probabilities was still a little heaven-defying!
"My lord?"
Wang Ling: "?"
Wang Ling had a bold idea; he wanted to send Book of Sage Immortal to another universe.
This guy was really too smart; keeping it by his side might be a huge problem …
Seeing that Wang Ling hadn't responded for a long time, Book of Sage Immortal asked again, "My lord, what are you thinking about?"
Before Wang Ling could speak, Book of Sage Immortal continued, "I know that Your Lordship is still thinking about Devil Gut Fungus Lord, and I just calculated that there's an 87% chance that Your Lordship will choose the third option. Thus, I've already contacted Immortal Toya in advance and sent him a text message in Your Lordship's tone to have him deal with Devil Gut Fungus Lord."
Wang Ling: "…"
Book of Sage Immortal: "I calculated that there's a 92% chance that a giant tornado will form on the sea tomorrow, which will affect the flight schedule, so I've already helped Immortal Toya buy tickets for the underwater passage. We'll set off this evening and arrive in two hours."
"…"
"Because of space restrictions in Mixiu nation, if my lord casually opens a space tunnel to send Immortal Toya over, I'm afraid it will affect relations between the two nations."
"…"
"Also, I bought the tickets for the underwater passage after pawning my lord's crispy noodle snacks."
“？？？”
"So far, I've already calculated that there's a 99% chance that my lord will smash me. Of course, there's also a 1% chance that I'll be sent to another universe to benefit humans there. But my lord, please stay calm. Because I can already sense that your anger has penetrated the Dimension Wall and is affecting the world's environment. "
Wang Ling's heart: (• ́ • • ́)
A few seconds later …
"My lord, calm down! I can already sense that your anger is on the verge of erupting … Furthermore, it seems that it has already overflowed the Dimension Wall and is flowing into another universe … "
A few seconds later …
Wang Ling's Heart: (∀ ∀ □ ′) (() (━ ━)
"My Lord … You really shouldn't be impulsive … I know that there is a 99.99% chance that you want to hit me, but if you get angry, the dimensional wall of Universe 10 will break even more … Currently, Universe 10 has already been affected by My Lord's anger, and the four poles have begun to leak … If we use Bushu Bao, the Earth cultivators of Universe 10 will barely be able to hold on for another 30 years before they completely disappear."
At that moment, Wang Ling took a deep breath …
He had already decided.
He was going to send this guy to the 10th universe!
…
…
On the other side, on Chrysanthemum Island, Immortal Toya had already received a message from Book of Sage Immortal disguised as Wang Ling. As an iPad, Book of Sage Immortal could connect to any electronic device in the world and send messages to it.
Immortal Toya was very excited; this was his first time going abroad on a mission, and he was well aware that Crispy Noodles Dao Monarch was giving him a chance.
"Congratulations, Brother Toya, you've been chosen!" Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal congratulated him on the side. "The main reason your realm hasn't advanced for so long is because your mind hasn't calmed down."
"What do you mean, Senior Immortal?" As an apothecary, his mind was steadier than that of a regular cultivator. That was because the process of refining medicine itself required a calm mind; if you were too hot-tempered, the success rate of refining elixirs would be greatly reduced.
Hence, many apothecaries in the industry were rather easy-going.
"Brother Toya, don't misunderstand. Your mind naturally can't compare with that of a regular cultivator. But the more open your mind is, the more likely it is that someone will take advantage of it. Chrysanthemum Island has now been invaded and is in a state of devastation. Even if you don't show it, you definitely have resentment in your heart. "
Speaking up to this point, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal sighed. "So in a situation like this, it's usually very important to have a girlfriend …"
Immortal Toya: "…"
"If Brother Toya had a girlfriend, you could have sex with her to vent your resentment. But now that you don't have one, only Brother Toya can personally resolve this issue, which is the only way to purify your mind. " Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal said, "Every cultivator who has reached a bottleneck will run into a problem in their mind. After all, Brother Toya isn't Old Demon Wang … Brother Ling is helping Brother Toya out!"
"What does this have to do with Old Demon Wang …"
"Brother Toya, have you forgotten? Back then, in order to purify his mind, Old Demon Wang specially opened a wood carving shop to carve wooden airplane cups … it's hard for a regular cultivator to achieve that kind of perseverance and craftsmanship. "
"…"
Immortal Toya was silent for a long time at these words. After a moment, his eyes suddenly fell on Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's phone, and he took a deep breath. "Senior Immortal, may I ask what this is …"
"As Brother Toya can see, this is a dating app. Just click scan, and the app's radar will automatically activate to scan for female cultivators within a range of five hundred li who are most compatible with your interests and hobbies. "
"But …"
"Brother Toya, you and I aren't young anymore. You need to think about your future; it's good for you to have a permanent partner. With a partner, your success rate in refining elixirs in the future will also increase greatly. "
"But …"
"Of course, it's too late for this incident. But you should always prepare for a rainy day, right? I've only just come into contact with this app. When Brother Toya comes back, I think I'll have more or less finished studying it. When the time comes, I can teach Brother Toya step by step and find a mother for Jin Shi and Yin Shi. "
"But …"
"There are no buts, Brother Toya! This is a mission! It's also the first time the Office of Strategic Deception has assigned you a mission since its establishment. The organization is very concerned about your life! The Chrysanthemum Island incident this time. If Brother Ling hadn't taken action, I'm afraid Brother Toya's mind would have already collapsed … So shouldn't Brother Toya find a wife who can fry crispy noodle snacks to repay Brother Ling? "
"But …"
"Another but? Why do I feel like Brother Toya is so nervous? I'm just doing my own research now, and I haven't figured it out yet. "
"I understand, Senior Immortal … but …" Immortal Toya took a deep breath. He had already been holding it in for a long time; if he didn't finish, he felt like he would die.
In the next moment, before Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal could speak, he reached out to cover the latter's mouth. "But … when Senior Immortal makes friends, can you not use my profile picture …"
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