Lord Ma wanted to cry but had no tears. As a toilet, he had conscientiously guarded the built-in toilet in Wang Ling's bedroom for so many years … Although he had seen the buttocks of all the men in the Wang family, he had never been so deeply violated …
But this Miss Yu was clearly unaware of this problem. She happily wandered around Lord Ma's inner world, grinning from ear to ear. The branches that extended out from behind her sucked up the nutrients under her feet in large gulps, as if she was walking on a golden beach of delicacies …
"Miss Yu … really, stop messing around …" Lord Ma couldn't take it anymore. His legs felt like jelly, and he almost couldn't stand! He could only blame this Miss Yu's suction force for being too strong!
He had been a toilet for so many years and sucked in countless things. Lord Ma didn't think he was a match for her in terms of suction force … But when he bumped into this Miss Yu today, he realized that he was still too young …
It could only be said that Miss Yu was Miss Yu in the end. As a tree spirit derived from the Cosmic God Tree of Universe 7, from the moment it had been watered as a small sapling, Miss Yu had used her powerful ability to absorb nutrients to grow to this stage … It was no wonder that this Miss Yu was the most well-developed Cosmic God Tree among the ten universes.
When the Cosmic God Trees of other universes had just produced a Doran sword, this Miss Yu of Universe 7 had already successfully produced a set of six godly equipment …
The Cosmic God Tree ran in front and Lord Ma chased after it. When Lord Ma was so weak that he couldn't run anymore, Miss Yu finally stopped and firmly grasped Lord Ma's hand. "You're a toilet and I'm a tree spirit, we're a match made in heaven!"
Lord Ma was startled … there was actually a connection between the two!
"I don't care. Ever since I started following Gu Shunzhi, he hasn't fed me enough once. Although the quality of the fertilizer in your space is uneven, at least the quantity wins!" Miss Yu praised. Lord Ma, however, wasn't happy at all …
Speaking of Gu Shunzhi, Lord Ma was suddenly a little curious. "If I may be so bold, Miss Yu, why did you choose to be with this Mr Gu back then …"
Miss Yu smiled a little shyly. "So many people peed on me, and they directly treated me as a public toilet. Later, I realized that Gu Shunzhi's fertilizer was exceptionally good, so I decided to follow him. But it took him a month to excrete, which really made me anxious! "
Lord Ma: "…"
Cultivators with high realms could control their metabolism, and a Cosmic Keeper like Gu Shunzhi would often forget to go to the toilet because he was too busy … But for some reason, Lord Ma could hear a hint of coquettishness in Miss Yu's words …
Miss Yu: "Um, if you don't mind, can I also sign a contract with you?"
Lord Ma was shocked. "You and me? I … I'm just an enlightened monster … "
Miss Yu bit her finger. "What does that have to do with me? I only know that you're a master who can feed me until I'm full! Moreover, this space of yours has an endless stream of excrement, which saves me the trouble of looking for food everywhere. "
Lord Ma took a deep breath. "Miss Yu, you mustn't … If you want to sign a contract with me, you have to terminate it first, right?"
Miss Yu said, "If you want to terminate the contract, then so be it. What's the big deal?"
Lord Ma broke out in a cold sweat. He could only quickly come up with an excuse. "That's even worse … If my master blames me, I'll return to my original form. Miss Yu, you might not be able to find me in this lifetime … "
Miss Yu sighed. "Your master is really strict! But it should be fine to ask your master to make an exception, right? What does your master like? I'll go give him a gift! "
Lord Ma: "S … crispy noodle snacks …"
"That's easy!"
After saying that, Miss Yu's gaze started to wander around under her feet.
Lord Ma: "What are you looking for, Miss Yu? There's no crispy noodle snacks in poop … "
"Who said that?"
Miss Yu then picked up a pile of poop. "Look, this pile of poop is transformed from crispy noodle snacks. Other people can't tell, but I can see it with one glance! These things are filthy in your eyes, but in my eyes, they're what they looked like before they became poop. "
Lord Ma turned pale with shock. "…" What … what kind of damn ability was this?!
After saying that, Miss Yu started to point out other poop. "Look, that big pile is transformed from spicy hot pot. And that pile looks very fresh, it's transformed from fruit salad! And, and, that's braised chicken and rice, overlord macaron, six-layer beef burger, whole lamb, steamed bear's paw, whole reed, roasted flower duck, roasted goose, saucy pig, saucy duck, saucy chicken, saucy pork, saucy pork belly … "
Lord Ma: "…"
…
It was Saturday, August 19th.
It was the sixth day of the summer vacation.
A very familiar patient came to Immortal Toya's Chrysanthemum Island.
This person was none other than Li Diao …
Since the last time he had been forced to eat crispy noodle snacks, Wang Ling had enchanted a bacterium in passing. Li Diao's diarrhea hadn't stopped, and his body was about to collapse. His son Li Hao had already been kicked out of school, and he had received a tip-off that the school board was planning to deport them to the vampire management center in Lixiu nation …
Thus, Li Diao took Li Hao and fled Songhai city that very night, and thought of a way to get to Chrysanthemum Island …
When Immortal Toya saw Li Diao, he was extremely haggard and didn't look like a teenager at all; he looked like a zombie.
On the side, the muscular Li Hao dropped to his knees with a thud. "Immortal! I beg you! Save my father! We have nowhere else to go now, we can only come to you! "
Immortal Toya initially didn't want to get involved in this trivial matter. After all, this was someone Ling Zhenren had blacklisted …
But a doctor had a benevolent heart … Looking at Li Diao's painful and miserable diarrhea, Immortal Toya couldn't bring himself to do it.
If he didn't do anything, Li Diao might very well die from diarrhea …
"Is your father still having diarrhea?" Immortal Toya asked.
"He's wearing an anal plug now, but it's actually very uncomfortable." As his son, Li Hao replied, Li Diao already couldn't speak at all. Even when they were on the island, Li Hao had to carry him on his back.
"I might not be able to cure your father, but I might be able to alleviate some of his pain." Immortal Toya stared deeply at Li Diao and sighed.
Li Hao lowered his head. "I'm very sorry about the school …"
Immortal Toya looked at Li Hao. "It seems you still don't understand. The reason why you and your father ended up like this has nothing to do with the school at all. "
After saying that, Immortal Toya wrote three letters in the air and said, "Carry your father on your back, then comprehend it yourself."
Li Hao stared at these three English letters with a stupefied expression.
G … C … M?
What did that mean …
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