This weekend looked very lively to Wang Ling, but to Little Silver, it was a little bored …
Ever since he had become infatuated with human chat tools, Little Silver had been holding his phone almost all the time. Holy beasts didn't need to rest at all; as long as Little Silver wanted to, he could stay awake for hundreds or even thousands of years … There was no such thing as burning the liver all night; even if his liver was damaged, the heart of a holy beast could immediately restore it.
But today's chat group was very strange, because no one actually spoke up … In the past, even when everyone in the group was busy, they would occasionally send emojis or fight pictures or something!
At Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's house, Little Silver sat cross-legged on the sofa and stared fixedly at his phone screen.
He tried sending a "Playful Blue Moon" emoji, which had been very popular online recently.
Then, he stared at his phone for a few minutes … but no one responded!
"Ah! So boring! "
With no one to chat with, Little Silver felt a deep sense of loneliness and despair.
But a few minutes later, an unfamiliar ID called "Immortal Two" suddenly added him as a friend in private. His profile picture was actually a woman's lip print … and the reason for the request was: Your blood fascinates me …
Little Silver's eyes narrowed slightly.
His identity shouldn't have been exposed. Furthermore, he had only recently applied for a QQ chat account, so his level was actually very low. Furthermore, he wouldn't take the initiative to add other people, and generally speaking, no one would take the initiative to add him with this kind of low level account.
Little Silver looked carefully at the account details of this "Immortal Two" and realized that this person's level was actually three crowns! — This level was already higher than many of the people in the chat group!
Then, this person's signature was as follows: How nostalgic for the mouth of the past, the warmth on the tip of the tongue …
"Ss …"
Little Silver's hands trembled. Could this be the human legend of … a romantic encounter?
No way …
It couldn't be such a coincidence, right?
When Little Silver had been bored, he had looked up online how to use the Internet to have fun, and he had seen all kinds of answers online, such as watching TV shows or playing games … The former could kill some time, but games were really boring for Little Silver.
For a liver god like him who almost didn't need to sleep, even if he was a little crazy when he drew cards, he still had a lot of time! In terms of time, who could outlast him?
So in contrast, Little Silver still preferred to chat and browse the Zhihu and cultivation forums to see if there was any latest gossip or breaking news …
Everyone had different preferences when it came to using the Internet. Even Sacred Beasts were no exception.
Apart from the above options, Little Silver also saw another option, which was the so-called "shake it." As long as people in the same city shook their phones at the same time, it was possible for them to link to the chat accounts of the "fated person," and then a lot of indescribable stories would happen …
However, this was not right either!
I didn't even shake it! Why did he deliver himself to his doorstep?
Crossing his arms, Little Silver stared at the screen. His heart raced and he suddenly felt a little nervous …
Well … there's a first time for everything! You have to calm your mind!
Little Silver admonished himself in his heart before he reached out and pressed the agree button.
Just when he didn't know what to say, this "girl" actually sent him a red lip and left him two words: Do you want to date …
"Holy shit …"
Little Silver abruptly took a deep breath. Were all human little sisters nowadays so straightforward and open-minded?
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On the other side, after Loopy Toad had successfully added Little Silver's account, it straightaway clutched its stomach and laughed like a dog on the floor.
A holy beast was nothing more than this! Its awareness of tricks was really too weak! In the end, I'm still too young … I'm easily fooled …
Wang Ling also saw this play out, but didn't do anything to stop it … In his view, this was a practical education for a "newcomer" from an "old senior" who had already officially entered human society and had a certain awareness of tricks!
And Little Silver was clearly the newcomer in this education class …
As long as he didn't go overboard, Wang Ling felt that teasing him was only good and harmless.
Loopy Toad stared at the screen. It had already been a full five minutes since the message had been sent, but Little Silver still hadn't replied at all. Looking at the time, Loopy Toad guessed that Little Silver was probably researching online how to respond during this time.
Sure enough, after a while, Little Silver sent a message. "Sorry, miss, a delivery just arrived …"
Little Silver had just checked online how to deal with this kind of situation, but even though he had found something … he realized that he had already wasted a lot of time.
Then, Little Silver checked online again and realized that in general, if you stood a girl up for a long time and didn't reply to her message, your favorability toward her would drop significantly!
So, he simply made up a lie …
"Ai, you're still too young!"
The moment it saw the message, Loopy Toad sneered. It knew that Little Silver was definitely lying, and was most likely very nervous right now.
Although it didn't know exactly what Little Silver had found online, Loopy Toad wasn't flustered at all. It straightaway wrote the next message and sent it over. "It's fine, I was also taking a shower just now! The fine foam ran through my black hair, and now it's silky smooth … "
Holding the phone, Little Silver's Adam's apple bobbed inexplicably. "Can I hear your voice …"
Loopy Toad chuckled; Little Silver's question was clearly a test of its gender.
Loopy Toad had asked Wang Ming to help it set up this account, and it was a limited-edition pretty account. Not only was its level three crowns, it also had all kinds of unimaginable functions and permissions, such as the ability to restrict other people from deleting their messages and so on … Actually, Wang Ming had initially prepared this account for Wang Ling, but Wang Ling had disliked it because it was too high-profile, so he hadn't used it until now.
Although it hadn't been logged in for many years, it could be considered useful in Loopy Toad's hands recently.
Loopy Toad remembered that this pretty account had a function called "Super Voice Changer." Ordinary voice changers didn't sound natural, and most of them were the same, which made it very easy for people to recognize them. But this voice changer was very powerful, enough to pass off the fake as the real thing.
After activating the voice changer, Loopy Toad directly pressed the voice button and recorded a message: Little brother, do you want to see my legs?
Then, it let go …
That originally deep voice instantly turned into a soft and cute girl's voice!
Little Silver's heart trembled, and he felt his beast blood boil!
In the next moment, the "fairy" on the other side actually directly sent him a flash image …
Little Silver knew that flash images couldn't be saved, and could only be looked at for five seconds before they were automatically deleted … And most of the time, flash images were used to send explosive content!
Little Silver swallowed and clicked on the flash image.
Then …
A dog leg covered in green fur appeared in front of him …
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