In the beginning, Loopy Toad hadn't been able to adapt to its synthetic body in various ways, and had a deep fear of modern human cultivators living in the city. However, it later realized that integrating into this era and getting used to the pace of human life was actually a pretty cool thing.
At the very least, it didn't have to toil day and night for the survival of millions of toads in Toad country. For Loopy Toad, this could be summed up in four words: annihilating its toad nature …
Toads were naturally sleepy, but after becoming the demon king of a country, Loopy Toad had been thinking about its people almost all the time. It also had to think of ways to build a good relationship with the demon clan next door. It was on tenterhooks even when playing mahjong, for fear that it would say something wrong and start a war. By Wang Ling's side, however, Loopy Toad didn't feel so tired, and found a sense of belonging.
Although it was a little irresponsible to think this way, Loopy Toad felt that it couldn't be blamed. It had already been six years since it had come to the human world, and during that time, it hadn't sensed the aura of a single member of the toad clan. Not even the toad clan that had come to the human world to look for it.
All the toads probably thought it was already dead …
Six years had passed, which was more than enough time for the toad clan to regroup and elect a new king through a referendum. Perhaps the new toad king was already domineeringly leading the people of the toad clan to a comfortable life on the other side of the Gate Between Worlds.
No matter how much its old master cared about its people, even if it went back now, it would probably just be snubbed.
As its thoughts ran wild, Loopy Toad fell asleep with its head on Wang Ling's thigh. In its drowsy state, Loopy Toad was still thinking that it was probably the only creature in the world who could receive this kind of treatment.
Sleepiness was a toad's nature to begin with, and cultivating the revised "Demon King Heart Sutra" had taken a huge toll on Loopy Toad's spirit. Hence, it was easier for it to feel sleepy and tired than normal spirit beasts of the same realm.
Wang Ling pinched Loopy Toad's ear. After confirming that it was completely asleep, he directly used spirit energy to move it to the side of the bed.
Right after that, Wang Ling sent a text message to Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal to ask about the situation of that "idiot" girl in Art Courtyard whom he had placed at Cailian Zhenren's place, as well as the silver unicorn's current situation …
Initially, he had planned to ask Cailian Zhenren directly, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that doing so would easily cause misunderstandings. Wang Ling didn't know how to hit on girls, nor would he take the initiative to do so … Thus, when it came to matters between men and women, Wang Ling's choice had always been to keep his distance and deal with it coldly.
Although modern education didn't care much about puppy love, and Father and Mother Wang were actually quite open-minded about it … Wang Ling was Wang Ling after all, and he had his own ideas.
Emmmm … Sixteen years old should be the age to study hard.
As soon as the message was sent, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal replied almost instantly, "Miss Ya Xuan is now assisting Cailian Zhenren. She's pretty hardworking, but a little clumsy. The silver unicorn is currently secretly in my villa. Brother Ling, is there something you need from it? "
Wang Ling's hand speed was godlike as he swiftly replied on his wristwatch. "Mm, have it give me some blood."
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "…"
After thinking about it, Wang Ling felt that this exchange for nothing seemed a little like robbery, which wasn't very appropriate.
Thus, he sent another text message: "Five packets of crispy noodle snacks."
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "…"
Wang Ling wouldn't budge. "Ten packets?"
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "…"
The silver unicorn stood next to Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal in its human form. It was a young man with long silver hair who wore a white shirt and a pair of jeans. This was Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's clothes, but who would have thought that it would suit the silver unicorn in human form?
Seeing Wang Ling's offer, the silver unicorn almost spat blood on Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's screen: Ten packets of crispy noodle snacks for holy beast blood … why don't you just go rob someone?!
The silver unicorn couldn't take it anymore, and directly snatched Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's phone. "Big bro … even if you're offering a price, you can't do this. Holy blood is too valuable. You're ruining the market … you can't buy chicken blood like this. "
Wang Ling took a deep breath. "Twenty packets."
"…"
When the silver unicorn and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal saw this message, they were silent for two or three minutes.
After a while, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal picked up his tea, intending to take a sip to calm down.
On the other side, Wang Ling sent another text message. "No more, or I'll lose out."
The silver unicorn: "???"
Pu!
Then, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal directly sprayed out the tea he hadn't swallowed.
The silver unicorn was stupefied … what kind of person was this? Forget about buying with immortal gold, this was the first time it had seen a transaction using "crispy noodle snacks" as a unit of currency.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal smiled bitterly and patted the silver unicorn on the shoulder. "Just sell it to him. A favor from Brother Ling is more meaningful than crispy noodle snacks. Besides … isn't he your master? "
The silver unicorn: "…" The problem was that it had never seen such a stingy master before!
But to be fair, Wang Ling had used the Great Purification Spell to save Ya Xuan's life at Immortal Mansion. In some sense, the silver unicorn realized that it really did owe Wang Ling a favor.
It was just a little holy beast blood; it could just consider it a donation … Furthermore, it had the heart of a holy beast, so it could recover its qi and blood much faster than ordinary spirit beasts. If it was just five hundred milliliters of holy beast blood, it would be able to recover immediately.
The silver unicorn thought to itself.
After a long, long time, the silver unicorn finally used Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's cell phone to send a text message. "How much do you want?"
Wang Ling replied almost instantly, "A ton."
The silver unicorn: "???"
After sending the message, he felt that his request might have been a little too much, so he sent another message: "Give me one thousand milliliters first. After that, you can give me one ton of blood every day."
"…"
The silver unicorn's eyes were full of resentment as it read the text message.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal stared at the silver unicorn. "You should be recovering very quickly, right?"
The silver unicorn: "You're abusing animals …"
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "Strictly speaking, holy beasts are extinct creatures … they're not protected by the state."
The silver unicorn opened its mouth, but for a moment, it was speechless …
Had it really boarded a pirate ship?!
However, just as the silver unicorn was feeling utterly disheartened, Wang Ling's next text directly dealt it a final blow.
It wasn't a long text, and only had eight words …
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The first four words: Remember to include postage.
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