As an old hand in the cultivation circle, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's nickname of the Great Hoodwinker wasn't just for show. If he sold crutches, he could hoodwink people into becoming lame, and if he sold cars, he could hoodwink people into driving.
Back when the cultivation forum had been set up, it had been short of funds. Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had relied on his eloquence to scurry around the streets and alleys in a black windbreaker to dupe anyone he met: Little brother, I can see that you're a one-in-a-million cultivation genius. I'm counting on you to maintain world peace!
Relying on this line, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had sold a lot of self-made wooden spirit swords and hand-drawn manuals of cultivation techniques. Furthermore, his customers were all ignorant little cultivators who had just entered the cultivation circle. Actually, if you thought about it carefully, it was pretty wicked … so the reason why Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal liked to meddle in other people's business and had become the revered Great Death-Courting Senior with a strong sense of justice in the circle was in fact to pay back those unbearable debts of the past.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal summed up his current behavior in four words: giving back to society.
In fact, if he really wanted to trace back to the past, Wang Ling was surprised to find that his fate with Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had actually started at a very young age.
Because at that time, it was Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal who had sold the Chanel sword that Wang Ling had broken to Father Wang under the guise of reselling it …
After the old devil and the tearful young man from Immortal Mansion left one after another, the villa estate's security team and a large number of police cars arrived at the scene.
The commotion caused by the young man from Immortal Mansion using Abyss Avoidance just now had been too big.
Fortunately, Wang Ling had appeared in time to stop the damage, and the scene and the surrounding area hadn't suffered even more tragic damage.
Otherwise, if that golden crescent had slashed out just now, its sword qi would have cut everything within a radius of ten thousand feet in half …
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's villa had been severely damaged. Except for the basement, almost half of it had already collapsed. However, the man didn't feel the slightest heartache; instead, he wept bitterly at the pile of dead broccoli in the back garden … all the flowers and plants he had planted in the back garden had died, and the only thing that had survived this chaotic battle was the hawthorn tree that the young man from Immortal Mansion had protected.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal could never have imagined that this hawthorn tree could actually trigger such a catastrophe.
Because a fight had taken place here, according to normal procedure, the three of them would be taken to the police station for statements.
At that moment, Odd Zhuo's value was once again demonstrated.
Wang Ling had only sent Odd Zhuo a text message, and the police captain who had been dispatched immediately received a call from the cultivation police station. The captain had turned this matter into a major one and dealt with it completely as an ordinary civil dispute.
This matter concerned the old devil and Immortal Mansion, which they currently didn't know the ins and outs of, so even if the police got involved, it wouldn't be of much help. Thus, Wang Ling thought that after this matter was over, the police would clean up the mess.
In this way, he would be able to escape unscathed.
Hence, with Odd Zhuo's instructions behind the scenes, the police captain in the end only took notes at the scene for show.
Before leaving, the police captain saluted Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal. "Sir, we won't disturb you any further today. This incident was probably an accident. We've already discussed the subsequent property damage with the villa estate's security, and we'll arrange for the relevant person in charge of the insurance company to pay you a visit. "
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal gripped the police captain's hand tightly and was very excited. "Comrade, do you know the specific insurance coverage?"
"Well … that depends on the insurance company's terms. We're not very clear. " The police captain shook his head regretfully at Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal. "The only thing I'm clear about is that the broccoli you planted, sir, is definitely not covered by the insurance …"
Standing on the side, Wang Ling saw Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal's eyes instantly dim after the police captain said this.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had already given up on thinking …
The problem was that Grandfather Wang had actually given him broccoli without any profound meaning; it really was just an ordinary broccoli!
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Elsewhere, the old devil had escaped back to his small world.
Who would have thought that this peerless devil who had once set off huge waves in Huaxiu nation and swaggered around would actually be reduced to this?
He had "left the mountain" twice in a row, but in the end he had failed.
On the boundary pillar of the small world, the old devil and Jiang Liuyue were both thinking.
"Sure enough, the crux of the problem is still that Killer Taoist." The old devil's faint sigh came from the stone ghost mask. "Once again, I underestimated this junior's realm. That master con freak's strength is at the Void Refinement stage, and together with that Abyss Avoidance in his hand, he was able to overpower a Void Refinement devil spirit like me. But that junior was actually able to resist that sword power with just one finger, which is enough to prove that his strength is definitely above the Void Refinement stage … "
"Senior, are you confident?" Jiang Liuyue asked worriedly.
"Yes." The old devil replied very firmly, "Now, my venerable self has to ensure that my strength is restored to its peak. When that time comes, my venerable self will definitely refine that junior into a devil dragon under my command for my use. "
"No matter what, the next time senior leaves the mountain, you have to think carefully first to prevent any unforeseen events," Jiang Liuyue reminded him on the side.
"Indeed." The old devil nodded. "Recently, my venerable self has realized that as long as I take action, everything goes wrong. Recently, my venerable self has specially studied what modern people call constellations … "
Jiang Liuyue: "… Senior still believes in this?"
The old devil: "Of course! My venerable self even spent money to hire an astrologer online, who said that my venerable self has recently been in a water retrograde phase, so everything goes wrong. But he didn't explain clearly to me what on earth a water retrograde phase is. "
Jiang Liuyue: "…"
The old devil: "Speaking of which, this water retrograde phase is actually able to affect my venerable self's fortune; it's really quite amazing."
Jiang Liuyue: "… There's a way to break the water retrograde phase, as long as Lord Devil Emperor carries the corresponding lucky item with you."
"That astrologer also said the same thing, and left me a way to break it. My venerable self has already taken a screenshot and saved it in your phone. But my venerable self still doesn't understand what it means. " Speaking up to this point, the old devil directed Jiang Liuyue to open the first screenshot in her phone's photo album. It was a picture of an astrology card provided by the astrologer, and on it were written three letters: GCM.
The old devil was puzzled no matter how he thought about it. "My venerable self has thought about it for a long time, but I still can't figure out what on earth these three letters mean …"
After some thought, Jiang Liuyue silently turned on her phone's input method, switched to pinyin mode, and then typed the three letters GCM in sequence …
Her expression instantly became enlightened.
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