Tomorrow was his birthday. Actually, Wang Ling hadn't been looking forward to it since there had been too many mishaps on his birthdays in the past, and he had long since passed the age where he could look forward to birthdays.
Every birthday told Wang Ling that he had grown a year older, and that he had become even more powerful.
For Wang Ling himself, before he found a way to completely control his combat strength, every birthday was nothing more than a reminder that God had stuffed another spoonful of gunpowder into his body …
His peers were now looking forward to their birthdays, but Wang Ling hoped that time could pass a little slower.
As far as he could remember, he had never had a birthday party since he was seven years old.
Because it was hard to imagine him being able to blow out a candle and create a Fire Escape Grand Fireball Technique, and directly burn down his home …
So this year's birthday present was the same as in previous years. With Wang Ling's permission, Father and Mother Wang still gave him the option to buy something he liked.
Seventeen years old.
This year's birthday gift red packets seemed to be more generous than in previous years.
Surprisingly, Father Wang wasn't stingy; the couple stuffed seventeen thousand HNY into the red packets.
For Wang Ling, this was shockingly a huge sum of money.
When he opened the red packets, he received the couple's heartfelt wishes. On each bright red banknote was written beautifully in pencil: "Happy Birthday, Son."
Father Wang had been fiddling with these one hundred and seventy banknotes in his study for a long time last night.
He had written a lot of well-wishes online, and after sorting out his thoughts, he had planned to transcribe them on the banknotes bit by bit.
Later, he realized that there were too many well-wishes, and it seemed that these one hundred and seventy banknotes weren't enough to fully express his feelings.
Thus, out of all the words he wanted to say, there was only one sentence left: "Happy Birthday."
But Wang Ling didn't intend to spend all this money.
The main thing was that he couldn't think of what he wanted to buy, and what he really wanted to buy was a certain snack from the snack shop, which was so cheap that he didn't need to spend so much money at all.
After putting the money away, Wang Ling planned to go to the bank and deposit this huge sum of money into his account.
Just as he was about to teleport away, Little Girl Nuan had crawled over at some point and tugged at his trousers.
Actually, Wang Ling had recently realized that this little girl especially liked to stick to him.
And he was not a person who liked to be stuck to by others.
Perhaps it was because they were related by blood, but he didn't reject Ah Nuan's clinginess at all.
Wang Ling looked at Wang Nuan. "Do you want to come with me?"
Wang Nuan exclaimed, "Ah!"
Therefore, he half-squatted down and picked Little Girl Nuan up. His movements were smooth and natural, and he could not find any mistakes.
In fact, this was the result of Wang Ling practicing it many times in private with Loopy Toad, mainly because he was afraid that he would be too stiff and make his little sister uncomfortable.
Seeing that Wang Ling had picked her up, Little Girl Nuan was also happy. Her chubby body leaned against Wang Ling's shoulder like a little fat bird perched on his shoulder. She liked to nestle in her big brother's position.
The whole scene was so warm that it was unbelievable. If there was someone else watching, they would definitely feel that it was unreal.
Although he hadn't shown any expression from beginning to end, this gentle gesture and the way he treated his little sister with such care and gentleness always felt unreal from Wang Ling, the "role model of our generation."
After depositing the money, the whole process took less than half an hour.
The specific time taken was shown below.
Wang Ling used the "Great Teleportation Spell" to move to the nearest bank.
The whole process took less than a second.
Wang Ling noticed that the ATM machines were under maintenance, so he took the initiative to take a number and wait for it to be processed manually.
There were a lot of people on Saturday.
Then, he had to queue for a full twenty-seven minutes before his turn was called.
Then, it was time for the manual deposit, which took another two minutes …
But thanks to this time in the queue, Wang Ling was able to sort out his thoughts about what he wanted this year.
Hm …
He felt that the other world's limited flavor crispy noodle snacks in the Land of Nothingness seemed pretty good.
It was just that the currency in the real world couldn't be used to buy them.
But the truth was that Wang Ling had some savings in that world.
Because not long after Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had realized that there was a "Land of Nothingness" in the North Pole, Wang Ling had in fact already noticed its existence …
Because of the other world's limited flavor crispy noodle snacks, they were only available in limited quantities every year.
Actually, Wang Ling had resisted the urge to uproot this strange world.
Of course, he also clearly knew what on earth these people were planning …
Whether it was an old ancient divine weapon or a new one.
Wang Ling thought that if someone really thought that they could rule the universe with this scrap of metal, that would be a little too whimsical.
The truth was that no matter how old or new an ancient divine weapon was, it was impossible for it to withstand the power of one punch from him …
…
Today was his birthday, and it just so happened that the other world's limited edition gear crispy noodle snacks were on sale in this world.
It was said that anyone who drew a crispy noodle snack with a golden gear card in its packaging would receive a free pack of Neon Rainbow Crispy Noodle Snacks.
Wang Ling didn't know how much better it tasted than other crispy noodle snacks, but he knew a little about its effects.
It was said that as long as you ate "Neon Rainbow Crispy Noodle Snacks" for the next few days when you went to the toilet, the stuff in the toilet would also turn a beautiful rainbow color, and it would last for a full seven days …
Limited edition crispy noodle snacks sometimes weren't necessarily sold for flavor, but could also be sold for "novelty."
Ordinary crispy noodle snacks were no longer able to satisfy Wang Ling's needs.
These novelty flavor crispy noodle snacks indeed gave Wang Ling a different feeling.
They gave him a sense of satisfaction.
Of course …
When Wang Ling entered the Illusory World of Nothingness, he had a disguise.
His name in this illusory land of nothingness was a single name, which was the word "Jin" after the word "Ling" had been removed.
For the bosses of all the game parlors in the core area, this name was an absolute nightmare.
Because game parlors were Wang Ling's main source of income in this world's currency.
As for Ah Nuan, as long as she was in Shadow Form, she could stay on Wang Ling's shoulder without anyone noticing.
Thus, when Wang Ling put on the white fox mask which he had prepared beforehand and swaggered into one of the game parlors in the Imperial City, almost in a split second, the game parlors went into level one alert mode.
"It's Jin! God Jin has appeared again … "
"Is he going to smash the boxing machine again today?"
When the person in charge of the game parlors saw the familiar figure enter the surveillance room, he instantly broke out in a cold sweat. Staring at Wang Ling's figure, he immediately ordered the person next to him, "Quickly find someone to calm him down, then inform Boss Jia at once and ask him if he has any countermeasures …"
"Didn't the boss go to that underground boxing arena?"
"He came back a long time ago … he's now at the astrology club next door!"
"Good! I'll go ask him right away! "
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