It was June 1st on Tuesday in the sixth week of the semester.
It happened to be Children's Day. When Wang Ling went to school, he noticed that there were a lot more naughty kids on the streets because of the holiday.
When he came to class in the morning, Master of Dopey had already finished copying his homework. Sitting there, he pretended to stroke his beard as he sighed about how time waited for no man. "… Ai, I'm old! I'm old! I don't even have Children's Day anymore! Do you know, according to the latest age classification table issued by the Cultivation United Nations, people at our age … are already having a midlife crisis! "
Speaking up to this point, Super Chen inexplicably started to feel a little sad. He felt that he actually looked quite sunny and not very old-fashioned. Because he was addicted to fitness and sports every day, he had a body full of muscles that boys were envious of.
Sexy muscles and lines would add points to a boy's temperament!
But even so, when he had been on the subway this morning, a cute little boy of four or five years old had still called him "Uncle!"
Uncle … Uncle …
At that time, Super Chen's heart had felt like it had been struck by lightning. His entire body had been electrocuted!
This feeling was as bad as your girlfriend grabbing your lapel and seriously asking you who you should save first if you and your mom fell into the water at the same time! Uncle my ass! At the very least … you should call him big brother!
But after Super Chen reacted, he felt that this analogy wasn't very appropriate …
Because he didn't have a girlfriend!
And so, just like that …
Super Chen and Master of Dopey, the duo who thought they were already "doddering" in their midlife crisis, were depressed over this matter for the whole morning.
Speaking of Super Chen's muscles, Wang Ling also quietly rubbed his little belly.
Hm … it was soft and very bouncy.
Wang Ling analyzed the reason for his bulging belly.
The main reason was that the limited edition beef ramen-flavored crispy noodle snacks that the old man had brought back from South of Tianhe had been too delicious! One night, he couldn't help but eat a box of them …
And this was the price he had to pay for not having restraint!
But a lot of young people nowadays didn't know how to control themselves … Wang Ling felt that he was actually a typical example.
He didn't need to eat, but there were times when he was greedy.
Most people wouldn't understand the world of a foodie!
But Wang Ling didn't have to worry about gaining weight; he could just get rid of the extra flesh on his body when he got home … This was the reason why Wang Ling couldn't get fat.
Gaining weight was something that couldn't be stopped. Sometimes, if one wasn't careful, one would grow fat.
Wang Ling had always felt that there were two kinds of people at school who were very similar and could both be categorized as "bitches."
The first was a straight-A student who said that he had failed the exam after the exam.
And the second was … the skinny guy who bragged every day that he wouldn't get fat no matter how much he ate!
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At two o 'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be time for the physical education class. Everyone was ready to rush to the sports field to take a breath of fresh air. However, the PE teacher appeared at the door of the class. Judging from his bitter expression, everyone immediately knew that today's PE class would most likely be canceled again!
Teacher Pan's chemistry class, Teacher Han Meimei's English class, Teacher Lu Ziming's mathematics class … no one dared to hog these classes. Whenever there was a school anniversary event, most of the time was taken up by PE class.
Therefore, in school, the first unlucky person would definitely be the physical education teacher!
The physical education teacher, Ye Han, has a head of naturally curly blonde hair, and looks rather tall and sturdy. Furthermore, through reading his memories, Wang Ling knew that Teacher Ye had a special hobby: he liked to clamp a towel between his legs and repeatedly rub it back and forth with each hand. It was said that this move was the famous move of the legendary father of sports philosophy, Herington, which had the miraculous effect of strengthening muscles and bones and maintaining blood flow!
Teacher Ye usually kept a low profile at school. He never competed with other teachers for class … as long as there was a need for physical education, he was the right person to look for! This was the so-called "honest people are always easy to bully" …
No. 60 High School had accepted Mo Immortal Castle's advertisement, and Headmaster Chen had given him the task of having each teacher-in-charge play a lecture video to promote Mo Immortal Castle in class.
Given Teacher Pan's personality, of course she wouldn't be willing to take up Wang Ling's class time. So … Teacher Ye was out of luck.
Standing on the dais, Teacher Ye helplessly put down the blue notebook in his hand. He had originally planned to test the children in class today for a one kilometer run … if they couldn't run within ten seconds, they would all fail!
There were only fifteen students in Grade One, Class Three, so it wouldn't take a lot of time to test all of them. However, Teacher Pan still found him and asked him to play an educational lecture video provided by "Mo Immortal Castle" in PE class.
"Students, you have to understand me, I'm also very helpless."
While Teacher Ye complained on the dais, the boys complained under the dais … only Li Xuanjing took the opportunity to take out his homework with an indifferent expression on his face and quickly started to do it.
This was the reason why Li Xuanjing didn't bring his homework home after school, because he would finish all of it in class!
Teacher Ye used the classroom projector to play Mo Immortal Castle's so-called educational video, which was similar to an educational lecture. All the students in the elite class were already well aware of the routine of this kind of private education organization program … if this kind of program was put in the middle of the program or in the last few minutes, it would definitely start to promote the organization's peripheral products.
As expected, when the program came to an end, the female host on the dais suddenly said in a clear voice, "Next, let's welcome the study leader from Mo Immortal Castle with a round of applause to recommend a learning aid product to us."
A fatty with a five-stripe logo on his shoulder appeared on the screen. In terms of physique alone, he was thicker than Master of Dopey. He didn't look very handsome, but everyone recognized him! This was the top scorer in last year's college entrance examination, Tan Jiaming, who had directly entered a key cultivation university 211 with a super high score of one hundred and ninety-seven thousand! People gave him the nickname "Five Stripe Leader"!
At that time, the news media had all hissed because this person had directly received a government subsidy of three super panacea pills! Three whole super panacea pills — this was absolutely a godlike subsidy. Furthermore, it was said that this leader had only taken one of them, and had already broken through to the middle Golden Core stage …
Standing on the dais, the leader shared his so-called secret to learning. Then, with a flash of spirit light, a bottle of potion appeared in his hand. He pinched it between two fingers and made a big peace sign with the camera. "This! Mo Immortal Water! This is my secret to learning! "
Wang Ling immediately knew that this guy was definitely that mutated potion! When Wang Ling looked up, he was astonished to find that … this potion had actually been improved! It had clearly been black before, but now it was actually rainbow-colored!
And the most frightening thing was that right after the leader's promotion, the female host on the dais presented a joint appraisal certificate from four experts!
These were the legendary four leading figures in the health care industry!
Miracle Doctor Hundred Changes Liu Hongbin …
Diabetes Divine Hand Li Chiming …
Supreme Rheumatism Wang Zhijin …
Medicine Emperor Gao Zhenzhong with kidney deficiency …
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