Because the General Cultivation Hospital didn't have enough manpower for the pre-military training physical examination, Lie Mengmeng had been recruited online as a "temporary worker." He was only in charge of the "posterior flower sampling test." Apart from that, there were also routine physical examinations such as height, weight, blood and urine tests.
Of all these dazzling tests, nothing was more painful than the so-called "physical examination" on the physical examination form.
By standing on a scanner and using ionizing light technology, one could quickly detect bone density, bone condition and the development of the boys' little brothers … this was the part that Little Peanut was most afraid of.
During the blood test, Wang Ling felt very embarrassed, because when the female nurse had inserted a needle into his finger, the needle had actually gone askew! These needles had been specially customized by the General Cultivation Hospital, and could easily penetrate the flesh of a Foundation Establishment cultivator.
Not believing it, the female nurse had inserted two more needles in a row, but both of them had gone askew …
Just as the female nurse was about to complain to the head nurse about the quality of the needles, Wang Ling stuck his finger into his mouth and bit it open …
The female nurse: "…"
Wang Ling had managed to get through the first few parts without any mishaps, and had dealt with most of them.
When it came to the final physical examination, Wang Ling was really nervous about it.
Before science and technology had matured, specialized orthopedic experts would come to schools to perform physical examinations on cultivation school students. Furthermore, these old experts had one thing in common, and that was that they were very good at visual inspection, which had probably been passed down from Madam Dong. Without needing a ruler at all, they could tell at a glance how long a boy's little brother was and how it was developing …
However, with the rapid development of science and technology in the last decade or so, it was clearly much more efficient than before. What used to be the most troublesome part of the physical examination was now all that was needed to stand on a machine and shine an ionizing light on it.
Little Peanut was very nervous and restless, his eyes drifting about as his mind wandered.
Because of his physique from a young age, Little Peanut's physique was a lot worse than that of normal Foundation Establishment students. Even his little brother seemed to be a little shorter than that of normal boys, which had haunted Little Peanut ever since he was a child. So much so that he usually only dared to go to the bathroom when there was no one around …
In this respect, Little Peanut was actually very similar to Wang Ling.
But the reason why he didn't go to the toilet was because he was too big …
Super Chen and Dopey Guo, these two thick-skinned fellows, took the lead, and one after another, they stood on the ion machine and finished their measurements. On the other side, five meters away, two female nurses were staring at the screen. The expressions on their faces were as calm as if they had been through a storm …
Soon, it was Little Peanut's turn.
Standing on the plasma machine, Little Peanut closed his eyes a little fearfully and blushed.
The ionic light slowly shone down from the top of Little Peanut's head …
At that moment, Wang Ling, who was behind Little Peanut in line, secretly wagged his finger.
Among the Three Thousand Great Daos, there was a technique called "Grafting" that allowed one to graft a part of one's body onto another. In order not to draw too much attention, Wang Ling felt that he could totally cooperate with Little Peanut … It was just that once the Flower Grafting Spell was used and the spell was undone, a third of the body parts couldn't be retrieved …
Very quickly, the beam of light shone on the middle of Little Peanut's body …
All the boys saw that the two nurses in front of the screen were covering their mouths, revealing a shocked expression as if they had seen a ferocious beast!
Holy shit! — This was too big!
How could such a small boy have such a thick and muscular part!?
Little Peanut slowly opened his eyes and somehow felt that something wasn't right.
He saw the gazes of the two female nurses, and it was as if they wanted to eat him up, making him feel uneasy all over.
Twenty minutes later, everyone was done with their measurements.
The "physical examination" report was quickly compiled by the computer and printed out. Everyone had a copy …
After school, Little Peanut cringed as he looked at the report in his hand. He was shocked! — Thirty-seven … Thirty-seven centimeters? F * * k … this had already completely surpassed Europe and America, hadn't it?! This was basically a donkey's penis, wasn't it? Was he that big?
Little Peanut unzipped his pants in disbelief to take a peek, and was dumbfounded …
Although it wasn't as exaggerated as the thirty-seven centimeters on the physical examination report, it was clear that his little brother was already at the level of a normal boy, and even a little above average.
Why was this happening?
Student Su Xiao stood up from his seat in astonishment. This was the first time he had felt this heavy feeling, which he had never felt before … he was so moved that tears gushed out! — Little Peanut had actually really grown up!! Had the wish he had made on his birthday really come true? Thank you so much! Almighty Cultivation God!
Wang Ling: "…" You got lucky!
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When Wang Ling returned home that night, he found that Mother Wang and the old man weren't there, and the kitchen was empty. Only the Wang father and son and Loopy Toad were left in the huge Wang family.
The groping incident was currently in the limelight, and Mother Wang was the heroine of a story for the first time. All the major news media reporters were doing everything they could to create some juicy news about her.
Whether it was Father Wang or Mother Wang, they couldn't bear to be disturbed. So after the couple discussed it, Father Wang decided to let Mother Wang and the old man take his salary card and quickly go on a holiday to relax and avoid the limelight. He didn't even take his luggage with him when he left; he could just buy clothes and daily necessities on the way.
For the first time, Wang Ling felt that Father Wang was so rich …
Sure enough, a man who doted on his wife was the most handsome!
But with Mother Wang and the old man gone, dinner became a problem.
In theory, Wang Ling didn't need to eat at all, and could rely on absorbing the spirit qi of heaven and earth every day to maintain his bodily functions. But after so many years, dinner had almost become a habit for Wang Ling … if he didn't eat dinner, it would always feel a little pointless.
There was no way to order takeout. The Wang family's small villa was too remote, and wasn't within the range of takeout services at all. The only way now was for the father and son pair to take Loopy Toad out to look for food.
Father Wang searched for the nearest business near East Huang Road. There was only one shop within eight hundred kilometers of East Huang Road called "Midnight Dining Hall."
Father Wang frowned, because he quickly found that this shop's rating was a little low. The overall rating on the Douban food review website was actually only 2.6 … and this was a f * * king ten-point scale!
When they opened the menu provided by the shop, both father and son were stunned …
A small bowl of laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles …
A medium bowl of laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles …
A large bowl of laotan pickled cabbage beef noodles …
And then …
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