"Now, let us welcome the host of this New Year's Diss Conference, Student Wang Ling, with a round of applause." In human form, Dog Two stared at his flowing green hair as he calmly hosted the event.
Dog Two wasn't the host of this New Year's Diss Conference, but unfortunately, the program's budget was limited. Just activating the time array to bring the three protagonists together in the same space had already cost ninety-nine percent of the budget.
Hence, this New Year's Diss Conference was held in Kuxuan's pigeon nest.
Thunderous applause rang out in the audience, and Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal, Little Silver and Fang Xing's eyes were brimming with tears. Because in this Diss Conference, Wang Ling, this man who didn't have more than ten lines in a year, was finally going to speak!
"Thank you, everyone, for your enthusiastic applause. But please calm down, because the first person to appear is Classmate Qin Zong, known as the only koi fish in the cultivation world! "
"I heard that Classmate Qin Zong wasn't qualified to be a guest today, and only became one through a lucky draw … Mm, let us welcome Classmate Qin to the stage with a fierce round of applause."
On the sofa, Qin Zong's face was indescribably excited when Loopy Toad called his name.
He quickly walked onto the stage and faced the audience, as well as Wang Ling, who was secretly eating crispy noodle snacks.
Qin Zong: "As you can see, including me, we actually have five guests today. That is: me, Classmate Xiang Yi, Classmate Lin Wan, Classmate Sun and Classmate Crispy Noodles … But as you can see, Classmate Crispy Noodles has already been eaten by the host, Wang Ling. So from this, you can see what kind of ferocious program this is, that even the guests are eaten … "
Wang Ling: "…"
Qin Zong: "Classmate Xiang Yi is the protagonist of the third book in which pigeon Kuxuan's brain suddenly spun. He is the man who inherited a wasteland cultivation world. He made his fortune by shuttling back and forth between the two worlds, picking up trash and building things. I have to say, this is also the most difficult of the three of us. He can be called the model worker among the protagonists! "
"As long as I win the lottery while lying down, I can be the protagonist; as long as Classmate Wang Ling lies down and acts cute, he can be the protagonist; Classmate Xiang Yi has died who knows how many times since the book began. Kuxuan Pigeon has allowed him to experience all kinds of novel ways to die. I seriously suspect that in Kuxuan Pigeon's real world, there's a brother called Xiang Yi who once offended Old Thief Kuxuan, who was then written into the book."
Xiang Yi nodded like a chicken pecking at rice. "Really? Actually, I've always had this feeling!"
Qin Zong: "After Student Xiang Yi, let's focus on Student Lin Wan. As you can see, Student Lin Wan is the only female lead in our three books! Ku Xuan pigeon obviously doesn't even have a girlfriend, but he gave Xiang Yi a girlfriend. He even specially set Lin Wan to have a toxic constitution. This is obviously revenge against Xiang Yi! "
"Next, Student Lotus Sun!"
Qin Zong looked over and saw Lotus Sun, who was sitting in the guest seat, straightening her back and greeting everyone with a smile on her face.
Qin Zong cleared his throat. "I'm very sorry, because Student Lotus Sun doesn't have many scenes, I can't find anything to complain about. As a woman who was once forgotten by Ku Xuan pigeon, Student Lotus Sun did her best to stand out in the later parts of the story, but unfortunately, it was all to no avail. Perhaps it was for this reason that Student Lotus Sun became the female lead in the Immortal King cartoon. Perhaps this was Ku Xuan pigeon's compensation? "
Lotus Sun: "…"
Speaking up to this point, Qin Zong heaved a deep sigh, then looked at Wang Ling in the host seat. "Finally, let's focus on the man who ate the guest at the very beginning!"
Wang Ling: "…"
Qin Zong: "A lot of people say that I became a protagonist because I bribed Student Wang Ling. But the truth is that as the only koi in the cultivation world, I refused to be a koi in the beginning. Everyone knows that I threw away the express delivery package from the Immortal Continent. But fate has chosen me … "
"In the new year, I hope that everyone will be as lucky as me, and that you will pass every test and turn misfortune into fortune! I heard that as long as you leave a message in this paragraph and make a wish, Ling Zhenren will definitely bless you! Thank you! I am Qin Zong! "
…
Dog Two: "Student Qin's speech is very touching! But as the protagonist of Ku Xuan's third new book, let's hear what Student Xiang Yi has to say. "
…
Xiang Yi: "Hello everyone, I'm that man who has died so many times that even my ashes have been scattered … but I'm still alive and kicking …"
"A lot of people think that pigeon Ku Xuan has a grudge against me, but I actually think that he wrote me into this third book as a way to divert attention. He's trying to avoid the fact that he has fallen in love with cross-dressing! He's trying to drown himself in the ocean of writing, so that he can forget his penchant for cross-dressing! But! The voice of the masses can't be forgotten! I hope that everyone can speak up in this paragraph and let Old Thief Ku Xuan hear the voice of the masses! "
"Sorry, I might have been a little too excited. It's mainly because I've finally met my idol, Student Wang Ling.
"Before I came, I once asked pigeon Ku Xuan why all three of us are protagonists, and why Student Wang Ling can be the main character … Later, I realized that the three of us mean different things to Ku Xuan.
"As everyone knows, pigeon Ku Xuan has the habit of writing theme songs for the protagonists of his books. Student Qin Zong and I each have a custom-made theme song. One is called 'True' and the other is called 'Countercurrent Koi,' and 'Countercurrent Koi' even has a music video … Student Wang Ling has three songs! Theme song, interlude, and China style interlude! "
"Old Thief Ku Xuan said that Wang Ling is his biological son."
"Qin Zong is his adopted son."
"I, I was picked up from the trash can …"
…
Dog Two: "I'm very sorry, Student Xiang Yi couldn't control his emotions at this point and suddenly suffered a heart attack. Please take Student Xiang Yi down to rest. Student Lin Wan is taking care of him, so I'm afraid he'll be absent from the dissing conference recording … "
Lotus Sun: "Should I call an ambulance?"
Dog Two: "No need, Student Xiang Yi has a resurrection token. If he dies from a heart attack, he can come back to life immediately. "
Everyone: "…"
Dog Two: "Next, let's give a warm round of applause to this episode's main star, Student Wang Ling!"
Lotus Sun: "???"
…
"Hello, everyone … I'm Wang Ling …"
As soon as he said that, there was a thunderous round of applause. Wang Ling rubbed his ears. He didn't know why, but his words had stirred up the atmosphere.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: "Go, Brother Ling!"
Little Silver: "Go, Master!"
Mother Wang: "Go, Ling Ling! Mommy loves you! (̄ 3 ̄) ̄ ̄? ~ "
Wang Ling: "…"
…
Wang Ling: "Mm … Old Thief said … if I praise him today … I won't have to worry about crispy noodle snacks next year …"
"But … I'm not a man … who speaks against his conscience …"
"I have to admit … Old Thief … he's indeed very handsome …"
"Even in women's clothes … he's very … beautiful …"
"Sorry … I really … can't make it up anymore …"
…
Dog Two: "I can see that our Student Wang Ling is indeed a little nervous. Then, let me finish reading master's script on behalf of my master … "
"Old Thief Kuxuan, don't think that I won't ridicule you just because I'm the protagonist of the cartoon. The Immortal King isn't updating, but you insist on opening the other two books. Don't you know that it's easy to die suddenly when you write a book in the third volume? You don't have Xiang Yi's resurrection token.
"And because you stay at home every day in the third volume, you've become a month and a half again. You can't even fit into the women's clothes you bought last year.
"The Immortal King cartoon was supposed to be released in June 2018, but it's been ditched day after day. Don't think that I won't hit you just because you drew me so handsome. What surprises me the most is that there's actually a female protagonist in the cartoon. Mm … she's called Lotus Sun …
"So, who … is Lotus Sun?"
Lotus Sun: "???"
…
Kuxuan's words: It's almost the New Year, and there are actually a lot of things I haven't said yet … but I still want to leave some things to explain to everyone after the Immortal King cartoon is successfully released. Thank you very much for your concern, brothers and sisters. The 2019 Immortal King cartoon has experienced many twists and turns, and we finally welcome new news at the end of the year. There is no doubt that this is a good start! In 2020, Pi Pi Ku sincerely wishes everyone a happy New Year and all the best!
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