Wang Ling probably already didn't remember the demon rampage six years ago. But it was still vivid in his mind.
As a matter of fact, by the time the reinforcements arrived at the coordinates of the Gate Between Worlds, the huge green toad mentioned in the report had already been taken care of. There was a bloody hole in its white belly, and it was already lying on its back, dead.
This was a Level 5 Demonic Beast. Among the Demonic Beasts, it was an all-powerful Demonic King!
Who on earth had done this?
The cultivators who had arrived on the battlefield were talking animatedly.
"Attention, fellow Daoists! I sense an unusual aura up ahead. "
At that moment, someone suddenly noticed a hazy figure in the smoke up ahead.
Another person quickly cast a Dao seal and cast a Purification Spell to disperse the smoke.
As the spell swiftly cleared the smoke, people saw a ten-year-old child staring at the fallen sky-swallowing toad in front of him and trembling (in fact, purely out of anger).
"Hey, that's just a child. Fellow Daoist, you're too nervous. "A female cultivator overflowing with motherly instincts pulled the trembling Wang Ling into her arms.
Ten-year-old Wang Ling was really too adorable. Anyone else would have been able to control themselves.
"Good boy, don't be afraid, big sister will protect you."
Wang Ling: "…"
Glancing at the madwoman who had stuffed him into the ball-shaped object, Wang Ling didn't dare move at all. He had just unleashed his spirit energy, and it was still unstable. At this moment, if he moved a finger, her head would fly into outer space.
"… Fellow Daoist Cailian, please let go of this shota first. Look, he can't even breathe."
"Ahhh, I'm so sorry."
This female cultivator called Cailian hurriedly let go of her ball. "Child, tell big sister, how did this demon beast die?"
Of course, there was no way Wang Ling would admit that he had knocked it down.
At that time, he had just wanted to get away from this troublesome place as quickly as possible.
Thus, he casually picked a person.
And this person just happened to be Odd Zhuo, whose face was covered in dust as he walked out from the other end of the smoke.
Odd Zhuo remembered that he had just happened to be passing by when the gravitational wave had crushed him under a pile of buildings.
When he broke out of the ground again, he was inexplicably recognized as the hero who killed the Demon King.
Burdened with glory that didn't belong to him in the first place, and seeing his false reputation piled higher and higher by public opinion, Odd Zhuo had been thinking all these years … he had done his best to stick to his heart and not let himself drift along with these illusionary halos.
At the same time, he continued to investigate in secret. It wasn't until last year that he found out the truth of the whole matter.
This is too f * cking annoying!
No matter what, I must catch this person!
Then, he forcefully acknowledged him as his master!
…
Wang Ling never thought that Odd Zhuo would actually investigate him.
It seemed that his years of experience in the General Administration of 100 Schools had hardened his wings a lot.
In fact, he did not leave. Instead, he cast the Great Invisibility Spell to hide his figure and aura. Standing not far from Odd Zhuo's luxury car, he used his Heavenly Eye to see all the memories in Odd Zhuo's mind.
He really couldn't remember much about what had happened six years ago.
But now it seemed that this was indeed a rather thorny problem.
Also, Odd Zhuo's unilateral action of acknowledging him as his master was a real pain in the ass.
Wang Ling felt that he should find an opportunity to resolve these trivial matters as soon as possible. Otherwise, it would become a big problem sooner or later.
…
Saturday morning was a lot quieter than Wang Ling had imagined, but this was just the calm before the storm.
When Wang Ling had looked in the mirror in the morning, he had noticed that his right eyelid was twitching non-stop.
It would be naive to think that this was just a lack of sleep causing his eyelid to twitch.
Wang Ling's twitching eyelid was one of the signs of disaster. Every time his eyelid twitched, nothing good happened.
Wang Ling remembered that on the eve of the demon rampage six years ago, his eyelid had twitched all night, but at the time, he hadn't realized what it meant.
Fortunately, after washing up, his hysterical eyelid had finally stopped twitching.
Wang Ling calculated the time. From the time his eyelid twitched to the time it stopped, it hadn't lasted more than three minutes.
"Disaster level, two stars!"
This was a disaster level chart based on how long his eyelid had twitched.
His eyelid twitched from 0 to 5 minutes: disaster level, two stars.
More than 5 minutes to an hour: disaster level, three stars.
One hour to six hours: disaster level, four stars.
Seven to twenty-four hours: disaster level, five stars.
More than twenty-four hours: planet explosion.
More than forty-eight hours: universe destruction.
…
But a disaster level of two stars was still within Wang Ling's ability to cope.
He glanced at the monster pen and the goblin eraser on the table. After he had enchanted these two stationery last night, the two gremlins had stayed up all night to finish his weekend homework. Now, they were sleeping soundly in their pen pouches.
Everything seemed so harmonious …
Wang Ling looked out the window. The sun shone down on the earth and a breeze blew the willows. The earth was still rotating and the universe was still operating. He had no idea what kind of trouble he would run into on this peaceful weekend.
Changing out of his white rabbit pajamas, Wang Ling walked out of the bedroom. Mother Wang had already prepared breakfast. As usual, it was a medium-rare poached egg and two black pepper sausages.
"Son, come eat." Mother Wang seemed to be in a particularly good mood today.
For the first time ever, Father Wang took the initiative to hand Wang Ling a black diamond fork. "Handle it with care, don't break it."
Wang Ling made a sound of agreement, controlled his strength, and carefully picked up the fork.
Father Wang gave Wang Ling a secretive look and slanted his lips into a smile. "Hurry up and eat. You have a date today, right?"
A date?
Wang Ling raised his head.
"If it's not a date, please explain to me what's going on with the Maserati tank parked downstairs?"
Wang Ling went to the balcony in a daze, and saw Lotus Sun waving at him from a distance, the smile on her face as bright as that of an overlord flower.
"…"
F * * k … how on earth did this guy know his address?
Wang Ling felt that the disaster level this time had been severely underestimated.
Back at the dining table, Father Wang's face brimmed with a kind expression. "Son, you don't need to explain to me. Dad supports you. "
"…"
Father Wang smiled. "The girl downstairs is very sensible. This morning, she even gave your mom a L 'Oréal limited edition youth-retaining elixir. Look at how happy your mom is. "
"…" So you were bought over by a youth-retaining elixir just like that?
"If you don't come back tonight, be careful."
Father Wang smiled. "Pay attention to safety in all aspects."
Wang Ling: "…"
Then, Father Wang mysteriously took out a box of natural rubber products from his pocket and pushed it in front of Wang Ling. He had a gratified expression on his face that said "my son has grown up."
"…"
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