At this moment, a woman's scream came from the yard, "Aiyo, Dogser, f * ck you …" Then there was a burst of laughter.
Lao Han quickly walked out, slapped the microphone and shouted, "What's wrong? The village committee is like a pigsty, can't it be quiet? "
The woman moved her fat body to stand up, pointed at Dogser behind her and said, "That Dogser's hands and feet are not clean, he, he … he pinched me there." After the woman finished speaking, the crowd burst into even more tragic laughter.
Old Man scolded, "I say, Dogser, your wife is not at home, do you want to go to the breeding station in Xiawa Village? There are a bunch of sows waiting to be bred there!" There was another burst of laughter.
Li Gousheng stood up with a head full of hair that looked like a chicken's nest. He grinned, revealing his big black teeth, "Uncle Honest, you've wronged me. Her breasts are like two big cotton bags dangling in front of her chest. How can I pinch her? It's better to buy a piece of pork and rub it on my face. "
The woman's face was not red and her heart was not beating fast, but when Li Gouge said her breasts were like cloth bags, she blushed a little. She reacted quickly and grabbed Li Gouge's object fiercely and scolded, "You dare to say bad things about me, do you believe that I won't cripple your little baby?"
"Ah! I was wrong, let go, it hurts, oh my god. "Dogser was grabbed by the woman, it was so painful that he raised his butt and stepped back. The villagers, on the other hand, were grinning from ear to ear, laughing so hard that they were rocking back and forth.
The woman pulled hard, and Dogser fell to the ground, his head buried right on top of another woman. The woman was so shocked that she jumped up and down and scolded, "F * ck you, Dogser Dogser, how dare you take advantage of me, you're rebelling."
Old Man held the microphone in his hand and watched the drama unfold. He felt a little helpless. Meanwhile, Lu Yiwei was already crying from laughing in the back room, holding his stomach and laughing at the cute and simple villagers.
Lu Yiwei hurriedly ate a few mouthfuls, then walked outside and sat on the rostrum. The villagers instantly quieted down, waiting for Lu Yiwei to speak.
Lu Yiwei gathered his emotions and was about to speak when a woman sitting in front of him pointed at Lu Yiwei and said, "Secretary Lu, you still have chopped green onions on your front teeth!" Everyone burst into laughter again.
Her man, who was sitting next to the woman, glared at her fiercely, dragged her to sit down and scolded, "You f * cking talk too much. See how I'll deal with you tonight."
The woman said confidently, "That's right. What's wrong with me talking to Secretary Lu? If you want to f * cking teach me a lesson, come on. With that small body of yours, you can't even last five minutes and you're already exhausted like a dog. You're lying there panting, and you want to teach me a lesson? I really don't know who's going to deal with who! "
The villagers rarely accepted new things from the outside world. Every day, they had nothing to talk about other than gossip. The only thing that could lighten the mood was this kind of naked jokes about relationships between men and women. Of course, in the same village, everyone knew what kind of situation everyone was in. Even nightlife was not a taboo topic, and it became a topic of conversation among the women after tea.
Lu Yiwei lowered his head awkwardly and picked out the chopped green onions on his front teeth. He coughed twice and said seriously, "The meeting is starting now. Everyone, please be quiet." The villagers knew what Lu Yiwei was going to say tonight, and instantly quieted down. Even the children stopped playing and stared at Lu Yiwei. In their hearts, Lu Yiwei's position was like the Bodhisattva in the Guanyin Temple. He was a god, an idol, and even a faith.
Lu Yiwei was used to acting like a grandson, but when he saw the pairs of eyes waiting for him, he felt like an official. This feeling was very strange, addictive, and fascinating. He said, "Today, I called everyone here to talk about two things. Let's talk about the first thing first. Maybe everyone has seen that the orchard I planted last year and this year had a good harvest, and I've made some money. This is the truth, and I won't lie to everyone. This morning, Uncle Honest came to ask me why I didn't care about everyone when I became rich. Maybe all of you have the same question, right? "
Lu Yiwei said what was on everyone's mind. The villagers sitting below nodded their heads in agreement.
Looking at the eager eyes of the villagers, Lu Yiwei continued, "Okay, I'll be frank today and tell everyone the truth. Everyone knows that I've spent a lot of effort to build this orchard. I've been running around every day, working day and night to get the results today. So let me ask everyone, do you want to see me lose money, or earn money? "
"Of course, you earn money." The people said in unison.
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