In the beginning, Chef prevented them from betraying their master and hurting Rabbit. Then, he prevented them from escaping. Then, he prevented them from fighting among themselves. In the end, he only had to prevent them from sleeping.
Rabbit's teaching also achieved some initial results. Whether it was Rabbit or the divine beings below, they actually did not need to sleep. In other words, there was no need for breaks between classes. They could continue teaching day and night. As a chatterbox, Rabbit had an extraordinary obsession with teaching. If they did not understand it once, he would say it twice. If they did not understand it twice, he would say it 10 times until they understood.
Especially after discovering that they could not hurt him at all, he completely let go. He used his full level of verbal cannon. At most, he would chew on a carrot halfway to adjust his words. In fact, when he encountered a disobedient student, he would even stop and patiently guide them to give him some advice.
"Sigh, why do you have to do this? You know that you can't break this array and will even suffer a backlash. Why would he do such a foolish thing that would only bring him more benefits than benefits? Can't we be a little more peaceful? I'm here to teach you how to read. As long as you know and learn, you will learn in a few years. As the saying goes, one can only become a demon after suffering the hardest … Blah blah blah blah. "
"Hey, Supreme Divinity, what are you doing? How can you bite the Divine Friend beside you? As the saying goes, one must abstain from eating before one can cultivate. They are at least classmates who listen to classes together. How can you eat them? No matter how big the grudge is, with such feelings, it is time to let it go. You have to know … Blah blah blah. "
"Oh, and that student who is scratching his feet. Please put them down. Can't you see that the students beside you have all fainted? We are all gods. We are fated to be gathered here. We should understand and respect each other. Can't you continue to scratch after school? And … Blah blah blah! "
If Rabbit's teaching skills were at level one, then his ability to talk nonsense was at level ten. He would definitely read until you started to doubt human beings … No, the kind that doubted divine beings.
At first, the divine beings did not know how to respond. They could only grit their teeth and listen to him until they felt that the whole world was filled with his persuasion. What was worse was that in order to help them learn how to read as soon as possible, the array that Lonemoon set up on the platform was directly connected to their divine senses. In other words, no matter what he said, the words would appear in the minds of the people listening below like subtitles. Therefore, as long as she opened her mouth, the golden words would drill straight into the minds of the gods, the kind that could not be blocked. No one could withstand such a barrage of attacks.
So in the end, whenever it opened its mouth and said, "Eh, that …"
All the Gods burst into tears. "We were wrong! I won't do it again. Master, I beg you … Can we go to class normally? "
"Hmm, you're worth teaching!" The rabbit nodded satisfactorily and nibbled on a carrot while it was at it.
The completely unemployed Teaching Director Yi Qing: "…"
It was better for him to return to the rear hall and help his master cook!
Lonemoon also expressed his approval of the quality of Rabbit's teaching. Even his attitude towards Fatty was much better. He also began to consider the idea of letting the rabbit take on a few more classes after the literacy class ended. Of course, as a reward for an outstanding employee, he waved his hand and approved Rabbit's request to open up a plot of land at the back of the mountain to plant some radishes.
Hong Meng: "…" The floor seemed to be his.
Rabbit taught for a whole three years. As it did not stop day and night, it taught like a cramming duck. It finally allowed these tens of thousands of illiterate people to lay a good foundation of words. Especially in the later stages, when Rabbit often wanted to reason, causing them to be highly nervous. Almost all of them could repeat fluently after Rabbit said it once, or else Rabbit would say it a hundred times …
Lonemoon also felt that it was time to start teaching other classes, so he decided to take a break and rest for a day. It would be his turn to teach starting tomorrow.
Almost at the same time that Rabbit walked down the stage, all the Gods heaved a sigh of relief. Their backs that had been straight for several years were instantly lowered. Some could not bear the sudden relief and fainted directly.
Too scary! Even scarier than the one with the sword! So the so-called rabbit race was actually such a scary race? All the Gods trembled in fear!
Rabbit, who had finally finished class, was already happily pulling his good friend Fatty to plant radishes. After all, he had eaten them for three years and had finished all the stock.
Lonemoon was supposed to start teaching the next day, but he realized that those Gods who had fainted had not regained consciousness, so he had to delay it for another day. On the third day, he started the second class.
This time, he was the one teaching personally. The first class was about transformation. That's right, although all the Gods here were born with the art of transformation, but they could only change their original form, become bigger, smaller, and different colors. For example, in the field now, everyone had compressed their bodies to become several times smaller, otherwise they would not be able to sit down at all.
But none of them could transform. The so-called transformation was to transform into human form, not a simple illusion or something like a temporary image, but the entire body and meridians had to change. The reason why they had to transform into human form was because the human form was the best form for cultivation, commonly known as the Dao body. Transforming into the Dao body was the first step to entering the Dao.
Lonemoon was much more straightforward than Rabbit. He directly cast a spell and transmitted the transformation method into the consciousness of all the Gods. He only left a sentence, "Follow this method and cultivate by yourselves, I will come and check in five days."
All the Gods were quite happy at first. They did not expect that this new master was much more straightforward than Master Rabbit. Finally, they did not have to endure the pain of a long continuous sentence drilling into their consciousness. All the Gods felt that they had seen the light of hope, until they fell back to hell five days later …
They never thought that Lonemoon's check was a one-by-one check. If the transformation did not pass, they had to start all over again until they learned it. Not only that, his requirements for transformation were also extremely strict. It was not as simple as transforming into four limbs and hiding one's original form. Too tall, too thin, too fat, too ugly, too short, too short, too. Even too little hair was not allowed! Even if the transformation clothes were ugly, it was not allowed to pass!
All the Gods: "…"
They kept feeling that this Master was even more sick than the previous one. What should they do? Please wait online, it's quite urgent! The kind that could kill!
It was not that no one resisted, but because … they really could not beat him!
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Forced to transform hundreds of times every day, of course there were many Gods who were so irritable that they wanted to fight, but before they could get within three feet of him, they were beaten down. He indeed did not know how to nag like Master Rabbit, but he knew how to use poison!
"You transformed into such an ugly form, and you still have the nerve to show it to me, do you want me to help you reforge? Reforge! "
"Is your original form a pig? Are you so fat that you want to change races? Do you need me to send you into reincarnation to satisfy you? Reforge! "
"This face of yours was transformed by that Green Bird just now, right? You are a Mongoose, why are you trying to claim kinship with others? Reforge! "
"And the two of you, why do you look so alike? Why do you look like a married couple in front of me? I am not even single, what right do you have to pretend to be a married couple in front of me, reforge! "
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