The three Celestial Emperors left. Father Niu had made a big deal. No one knew exactly how they talked about it. Judging from how he nonchalantly approved Shen Ying's unlimited requests for supper in the future, it must be a large sum.
Father Niu arranged for Lan Hua to stay at the back of the mountain to look after the large immortal herb field. His main task was to water the immortal herbs. Perhaps it was because they had developed some revolutionary friendship during those few days in the Heavens beyond Heaven that Radish, who had always disliked all males, actually did not object. The two of them worked well together. One watered the herbs while the other helped Lan Hua refine them into pills of various grades. The two of them managed to take care of an entire production line, freeing up the entire sect's labor force and causing the disciples' cultivation levels to increase rapidly.
Chu Xuan did not leave either. After paying a sum of money for food, he planned to stay here for a long time. At first, he followed Lan Hua around all day, wanting to bring him back to He Chuan to repay his debt of gratitude. After a few days of hard work, there was no result at all. Everyone in the sect looked at him more and more strangely. Every time he went to the back mountain, he would attract a crowd of onlookers. Occasionally, people would even cheer him on. At first, he was a little confused. Then, after spending a bunch of immortal stones, he found out from Lonemoon what it meant to be a gay friend. That made him feel terrible.
What a f * cking gay friend! What exactly is your sect teaching you on a daily basis?! What he liked was a cute girl. Was a girl good?
To prove that he was a straight man, Chu Xuan felt that he had to do something. So he chose to do what every straight man would do. He bragged to the girls in the sect!
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Every day, he worked hard to dig up all kinds of gossip about the eighty Celestial Emperors. He was the one who told everyone about Bai Qiao and Xin Han's relationship. The story was quite long. It had to start with the divine artifact of Yu Feng Immortal Realm.
Tens of thousands of years ago.
Bai Qiao was a Stygian Immortal and Bai Ti's daughter. Although Bai Ti was not a Celestial Emperor at that time, he was only an Immortal Emperor. But Bai Qiao was also a famous heavenly beauty in the immortal realm. The immortals who wanted to be her Dao partner could be lined up from Bai Zhao to Feng Cang. But when the divine artifact Divine Refining Bell appeared, Bai Zhao fell into internal strife. Although Bai Ti managed to subdue the bell and become a Celestial Emperor, his daughter Bai Qiao was accidentally knocked down to the lower realm.
That was when she met Xin Han, who was still a cultivator in the lower realm. She had saved the damsel in distress and fallen in love with him. Bai Qiao followed Xin Han back to the Upper Realm. The two of them had a sweet time together. It was said that they even wanted to become Dao companions.
Bai Ti did not want his daughter to marry a newly ascended Earth immortal. But for some reason, Xin Han suddenly became a Xin Han. His cultivation base kept rising. In just a few thousand years, he had reached the Ascendant Immortal stage.
Bai Ti naturally did not object. However, the relationship between the two of them had become problematic. Those who cultivated the Heartless Dao would slowly lose all sorts of emotions. Xin Han's attitude towards Bai Qiao grew colder and colder. The two lovers drifted further and further apart. In the end, Xin Han decided to dismember his own heart in order to achieve a breakthrough.
But Bai Qiao refused to give up. In order to save Xin Han's life, she used up all her cultivation to repair his heart meridians. In the end, Xin Han survived and became a Celestial Emperor. Bai Qiao, however, became a second-level demon fox.
"Sigh, fate makes a fool out of us. That's why Bai Qiao could not let go of Xin Han. She wanted him to remember the feelings between them. Unfortunately, after so many years, Xin Han is still unmoved by her. I can only say … they're fated, but not meant to be. " Back then, many people in the immortal realm sighed. Chu Xuan heaved a long sigh. He looked at the surrounding girls who were listening to the gossip and said seriously, "If it were me, I would never let my woman be sad." Did you see that? My manhood! I like girls.
Everyone sighed. They understood why Bai Qiao was so stubborn. After all, they were once so in love. They could not help but feel sorry for the loss of their relationship!
Except for Shen Ying …
As she munched on her snacks, she suddenly said, "Chicken, is this what it means to be fated, but not meant to be?"
Chu Xuan pursed his lips. Could she not call it chicken?
"Isn't it supposed to be fated, but not meant to be? Xin Han switched to the Heartless Dao because of Bai Qiao. Now that his cultivation level has increased, the two of them can no longer be together. "
"So, according to your logic …" Shen Ying continued lazily, "That whatever Han, is a retard?"
"Ah? Ah! "He was stunned. What did she mean? Where did that come from?
"He knows that this cultivation technique is not good, but he still practices it. Isn't that retarded?" Was she supposed to praise him for being smart? That did not make sense, right?
"Er …" That seemed to make sense. "But … this cultivation technique does increase one's cultivation level quickly. The more one cultivates the Heartless Dao, the weaker one's feelings become. What's more, he has no heart. Without a heart, he would not understand love. It's normal that he no longer likes Bai Qiao. "
"What does this have to do with … having a heart?"
"Does it?"
"Is it?"
"Er …" Is it true or not? Big Boss, you're right.
"Scientifically speaking …" Shen Ying grabbed the fruit on the table and took another bite. She continued, "At the end of the day, the feelings between a man and a woman arise when they meet a specific person. Their bodies begin to secrete phenylethylamine, dopamine, norepinephrine and other hormones. This makes them feel happy, excited and in love. This is the so-called love. The production of these hormones all comes from the brain. It has nothing to do with the heart! "
"…" Although he did not understand, it sounded impressive.
"Love or not, if it comes from the heart …" She scanned the crowd. "Have you considered the feelings of a patient with a heart disease?"
"…"
That made sense. They had nothing to say!
Σ (° △ ° | | |)
"So whether he has a heart or not, whether he is a heartless person, and whether he likes that little animal or not are two different things." Shen Ying patted the pastry crumbs on her hands. "In other words, there's a problem with your logic. That Han person did not stop liking little animals because of the Heartless Dao. He stopped liking her, so he cultivated the Heartless Dao. "
The crowd fell silent …
Chu Xuan: "…" What did the Exalted Goddess just say? Why was he the only one who did not understand? But it seemed to make sense.
(⊙_⊙)
All the disciples: "…" They did not understand at all, but what the sect master said must be right.
〈 (⊙ ^ ⊙) 〈
Thus, without any hesitation, everyone present tacitly gave a label to a certain Celestial Emperor they had never met before.
"Scumbag!
Lonemoon was the only one who understood: "…" He suddenly felt that all the heartless male protagonists in his novels were all f * cking retarded!
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Huh? Wait a minute!
This was a martial arts arena. Why was everyone listening to gossip?
Lonemoon's expression darkened. He was wondering if he should increase the accommodation fees of a certain "chicken" who was seducing a girl.
Suddenly, the ground shook. The entire Invincible Sect shook. A huge wave of immortal Qi rose from the foot of the mountain. The Protective Mountain Array was activated.
"What's going on?" Everyone was shocked.
Before Shen Ying could go forward to check, Roasted Chicken Gal hurriedly ran in, grabbed Shen Ying's hand, and said anxiously.
"Little Ying, something happened to Xuan Tong!"
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