"Father Niu." Shen Ying rummaged through Yi Qing's storage bag and took out a plate of pastries. "Can you tell me about the plot now?"
"You want to know now?" Lonemoon rolled his eyes at her. He had wanted to tell her a few times before, but she was never interested.
"Yes, I'm free now." Chef was going through his tribulation anyway. "Who's that kid? The big boss villain? "
"No." He frowned, as if recalling something. He clenched his fists and said, "He's the … male lead in the book."
"Oh." Shen Ying sat down on the stone table at the side and continued to take out the various pastries that Chef had prepared. As she ate, she gestured for him to continue.
Please start your performance!
The corner of Lonemoon's mouth twitched. He rolled his eyes at her again. He sat down and snatched the plate of pastries from her hand. Then, he told her about the plot that he had read before.
The novel that he had read back then was a cliché fairy tale of love, and it was a sadistic love between a master and his disciple.
"Is Chef gay?" Shen Ying suddenly asked.
Pu …
Lonemoon spat out the pastry that he had just put into his mouth.
"Gay your ass! What are you thinking about? Can't you restrain your fujoshi soul? " Lonemoon glared at her. "The master and disciple in the plot refers to Ning Zi 'an and his disciple. It does not include your disciple, Chef."
"… Oh." Disappointment.
Lonemoon poured a glass of water before continuing.
The novel started from the female lead's point of view. She was originally a mortal who got involved in a battle between demons and immortals. She accidentally came to the Upper Realm and became an innocent bystander. Ning Zi 'an happened to pass by and save her.
At that time, Ning Zi 'an was no longer the weak child he was now. He was already an Exalted Immortal and was about to become a Young Emperor. His reputation in the Immortal Realm was also very high.
After he brought the female lead back, Ning Zi 'an found out that she had a special constitution. She would mysteriously attract some unclean things. For example, Yin Qi that had been sealed, demonic seeds that had been suppressed, or evil spirits that had already dissipated.
Puzzled, the male lead divined for a while, and only then did he find out that she was born with a Yin Spirit Body. She was an existence of extreme Yin and extreme cold, so it was extremely easy for her to attract these things. Therefore, since she was born, she often encountered all kinds of bad luck and stumbled to survive until now.
Ning Zi 'an couldn't bear to see her like this, so he decided to take her as his disciple.
In the novel, Ning Zi 'an was described as a high-definition immortal who was not good with words but focused on cultivation. He was an otherworldly and abstinent immortal.
At first, Lonemoon did not understand why the male lead, who had always been focused on improving his cultivation and did not want to be disturbed by external affairs, would so easily accept the female lead as his disciple. But after the incident with the Qu Shuangchou and combining it with the plot, Ning Zi 'an probably felt that he and the female lead were in the same boat. They were both burdened by their natural constitutions, so he wanted to take her as his disciple.
However, the following plot was very cliché. It was nothing more than the female lead having feelings for the male lead, but due to their master and disciple status, she could not confess. Like all master-disciple novels, the main point of the novel was: Master has abused me hundreds and thousands of times, but I will treat Master like my first love.
Moreover, every time the female lead was abused by the male lead, when she was in trouble, there would always be male pairs. In any case, as long as it was a male creature, with just a glance at the female lead in the crowd, they would be able to instantly discover the beauty of the female lead, and then fall in love with her without hesitation.
But the male lead was blind!
After a series of misunderstandings and misunderstandings, abuse and abuse, the male lead finally recovered from his blindness. He broke through all the obstacles and finally got together with the female lead in the evil Mary Sue story.
Originally, the two of them could do whatever they wanted. It had nothing to do with others. But the worst thing was … the male lead and the female lead had a natural tendency to throw the blame away. Apart from characters in the plot, anyone who got close to them would instantly become the scapegoat.
The male lead said: You are only my disciple, just like the other disciples in the sect.
And so … the other disciples were destroyed.
The male lead said: I have no feelings for you. Even if I do, it is only familial love.
And so … the Bao family fell.
The male lead said: I want to protect the sect and have no heart for love.
And so … the sect was destroyed.
The male lead said: I only want to protect all living beings in the Three Realms in this life.
And so … the gates to the demonic realm opened.
In short, the two of them had enough cannon fodder to surround the entire immortal realm.
"That's roughly what happened in the plot." Lonemoon finished in one breath and poured himself a cup of water from the teapot.
"Oh …" Shen Ying nodded and glanced at the man who was pretending to be calm. Suddenly, she asked, "What happened between the female lead and the male lead?"
Pu …
Before he could drink a mouthful of water, he spat it out.
His expression changed and he said with some panic, "What … what else could have happened? Isn't it just a matter of who likes who? "
"Are you sure?"
"Why would I lie to you?"
"Then why are you blushing?"
"I'm … too hot!"
"Oh ~ ~ ~"
"…" I already said it's not a sensual story. Keep your doubtful wavy lines to yourself!
"Anyway, you just have to remember that these two people are pathogens. Whoever offends them will be unlucky. In the end, the two of them got together happily. Those cannon fodder who have cultivated for tens of thousands of years are all unlucky, "Lonemoon said seriously. "Nothing good will come out of getting involved with the male lead. Who knows, the entire Invincible Sect might be implicated."
"What about Chef?" Shen Ying asked. He had said so much, but she did not see Chef appear.
"He only appeared at the last moment of the novel. At that time, the gates to the demonic realm were already open and the demons were attacking the immortal realm. In order to save the male lead's disciple, he used all his cultivation to forcibly close the gates to the demonic realm. "Lonemoon frowned and said," So the most miserable of all the cannon fodder is … "
"Is that gate so hard to close?" Shen Ying looked curious.
"Huh?!"
Lonemoon's mouth twitched. Was that the point? Were you even listening to the plot?
"What is it made of? Is it very heavy? "
"Why do you care if it's heavy or not?!" The point was that Yi Qing must not take the male lead as his disciple! Otherwise, the Invincible Sect would be no match for the male lead and the female lead.
"I see that Chef is usually quite strong?"
"What does this have to do with being strong?"
"Then why is it so hard to close the gate?" Your plot is very problematic.
"Is that an ordinary gate? That's the gate to the demonic realm! Do you think anyone can open and close it? " Lonemoon glared at her and said, "The demonic Qi alone can corrode the body of an immortal. It must be very special to be able to block the gate of the demonic race."
"Is there a lot of demonic Qi on the gate?"
"Of course!"
"And it's tall and big. It looks especially heavy?"
"That's a must, right?"
"Is the word 'demonic realm' written on it?"
"Maybe … maybe?"
"There are two rings on the gate, and the things holding the rings are red-eyed toads?"
"What red-eyed toads?!" The more she said, the more ridiculous it became. Lonemoon turned and rolled his eyes at her. "Do you think it's a television prop? You make it sound so real. Have you seen it before? "
"I have!" Shen Ying nodded.
What?
"…"
Holy shit!
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