Hearing Song Qingshu's answer, Zhou Zhiruo's face turned red and she glared at him. She was no longer a little girl who was ignorant of the ways of the world. After being with him for so long, how could she not tell that he was deliberately taking advantage of them?
On the contrary, Zhao Min replied indifferently, "I'll listen to Qing." Although she was smart, she was an unmarried girl after all. Moreover, she had a high status. No subordinate dared to say such slang in front of her, so she didn't realize the ambiguity in it for a moment.
Indigo Phoenix tried to hold back her laughter, "Princess, whose … what do you want to eat?" Although the Indigo Phoenix was also the leader of a sect, the Five Venoms Sect was filled with all sorts of people. She was very clear about these common sayings.
Zhao Min didn't realize that she had fallen into a trap. She answered subconsciously, "Song Qingshu is treating us, so of course we'll eat his food."
Song Qingshu was drinking tea and he almost choked. The Indigo Phoenix laughed weirdly, "Prince Song would love to have it if you want to eat it. I'm just afraid that Miss Zhou might not be willing."
"It's not like I'm eating her. Why would she be unwilling?" Zhao Min curled her lips and snorted.
Zhou Zhiruo's face darkened. She stopped Indigo Phoenix from continuing and said, "Sister Indigo, why are you so bad …"
The Indigo Phoenix giggled as she replied, "I've always been an evil demon in the eyes of the righteous sects. This is more fitting for my identity."
Zhao Min wasn't stupid. She already felt that everyone's reaction was a little strange. Now that she thought about it carefully, she finally understood. She couldn't help but feel embarrassed and anxious. "You Han people are really more cunning than the other!"
Indigo Phoenix could not hold it in any longer. She finally giggled, "Princess, I'm not a Han. I'm from the Miao family."
Zhao Min blushed. "They're all the same."
Just then, the dishes were served. Song Qingshu took the opportunity to interrupt, "Stop chatting, let's eat first."
As he spoke, he picked up a large drumstick. Before he could put it back into his bowl, Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min placed their bowls in front of him at the same time.
Song Qingshu hesitated in the air with the chicken drumstick between his legs. He couldn't give it to Zhou Zhiruo, nor could he give it to Zhao Min. For a moment, he felt a headache coming on. He thought that these two women were born to be enemies, fighting over everything.
Zhou Zhiruo snorted coldly, "It's natural for a husband to put food in his wife's bowl. What are you trying to do?"
Unexpectedly, Zhao Min didn't seem to be in the wrong at all. She raised her eyebrows and said in a sweet voice, "As the saying goes, guests from afar are guests. How can the host eat first and not give to the guests? It seems like you're not a good wife at all. "
The atmosphere was tense again. The eyes in the air seemed to be colliding with sparks. Song Qingshu sighed in his heart. He hadn't even started to enjoy the bliss of having two wives and it was already like this. If they were to meet in the future, wouldn't they tear down the backyard of his house?
He glanced at Indigo Phoenix who was opposite him. She was putting the drumstick into her bowl, "Master Lan, you've been playing with poisons every day. You must be exhausted. Come, have a drumstick to replenish your energy." He didn't even dare to help Indigo Phoenix come all the way to find the antidote for him. After all, Zhao Min came all the way to Lin 'an to investigate his whereabouts. It could easily cause a conflict between the two women.
"Then, I'll thank you in advance." Indigo Phoenix didn't reject him and helped him out.
Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min put down their bowls that were in the air. Even though they were a little unhappy that Song Qingshu didn't give them the drumstick, at least he didn't give it to their enemy. The two women could still accept it.
With the lesson just now, Song Qingshu didn't dare to take food anymore. He was already famished but he could only stare at the table full of good food.
Just as he was worrying, Zhou Zhiruo put some food into his bowl with her chopsticks. Song Qingshu was so touched that he wanted to hug and kiss her. He thought to himself, My Zhiruo is so understanding.
"What's so good about the food? A man should eat meat. Come on, Qingshu …" Zhao Min didn't want to be outdone. She took another drumstick from the plate and gave it to him.
Zhou Zhiruo's eyebrows twitched. She suppressed her anger and filled a bowl of lotus soup to Song Qingshu, "You've been hungry for so long. It's not good for your body to suddenly eat oily food. Qingshu, drink this to warm up your stomach."
"Pfft, that's because you Han people are pedantic. We Mongolians eat meat and drink wine every day. Don't you see that we're not healthy? We're invincible and we've defeated many countries." Zhao Min poured a glass of wine for Song Qingshu as she spoke. "Brother Qingshu, drinking wine will warm up your body."
…
The two ladies continued to drink. Not long after, the food in Song Qingshu's bowl was piled up like a small hill. Noticing the teasing smile on Indigo Phoenix's face, Song Qingshu thought to himself that he had to finish the food even if he had to cry.
"Zhao, you're going against me on purpose, aren't you?" Zhou Zhiruo couldn't take it anymore. She slammed the table and stood up.
Zhao Min replied calmly, "Zhou Zhiruo, you have to be honest. I'm just concerned about Brother Qingshu's health. Why do you think I'm going against you? Are you thinking that he's malnourished and weak? Tsk, tsk, tsk … "
"He's my husband. He doesn't need your concern!" Zhou Zhiruo said angrily.
Zhao Min smiled sweetly. "He's my friend too. What's wrong with friends caring for each other?"
"You!" Zhou Zhiruo was so angry that she reached out to grab her Heavenly Sword.
"Alright, alright. Don't be like this. Everyone in the restaurant is watching." Song Qingshu had to step in to smooth things over.
The two women turned around and found that everyone in the store was staring at them with their mouths agape. Their faces couldn't help but heat up and they could only sit down resentfully.
"I can finally eat!" Song Qingshu heaved a sigh of relief. He quickly gobbled down the food. After a while, he had finished half of the food that was piled up like a small hill in front of him.
"Don't waste it." Zhou Zhiruo looked at him and scoffed.
Song Qingshu smiled bitterly. "I'm full."
Zhou Zhiruo said calmly, "It's fine if you don't want to eat the rest. Finish the food that I put in your bowl."
"Why?" On the other side, Zhao Min immediately protested. "Brother Qingshu, don't you appreciate her good intentions?"
"Alright, alright. Don't quarrel. I'll eat it, alright?" Song Qingshu hastily interrupted them and began to stuff the rest of the food into his mouth with tears in his eyes.
While eating, Song Qingshu suddenly felt that something was wrong. He looked under the table and found that the two women's feet were fighting fiercely.
Although Zhou Zhiruo's martial art skill was higher than Zhao Min's, sitting like this, separated by a table, she couldn't clearly see the opponent's moves, so she could only rely on her instincts. Therefore, the two women kicked each other, kicking each other until they were evenly matched.
Just when Song Qingshu was about to stop them, someone kicked the bottom of the table. The entire table was broken into pieces. If Song Qingshu and Indigo Phoenix didn't dodge in time, they would have been drenched by the food on the table. The diners nearby weren't so lucky. Even Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min couldn't dodge because their legs were entangled. They were drenched from head to toe.
"F * ck, are you kidding me? If you want to quarrel, do it at home!"
"You're a man and you can't even handle your wife?"
"I thought that these two ladies were pretty. Who knew that they were so hot-tempered. It would be troublesome to marry them."
…
There were all sorts of curses around. Facing the anger of these ordinary people, Song Qingshu wasn't the kind of person to bully the weak. Moreover, he was the one in the wrong. He could only apologize to the crowd and pay for everyone's food and drinks. Only then did he appease the crowd.
Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min weren't in the mood to quarrel anymore. Both of them loved cleanliness. Now that there were so many leftovers on them, they almost went crazy. They quickly asked the innkeeper to prepare hot water and went upstairs to bathe and change their clothes.
Unfortunately, there was only one room with a bathtub in this small mountain town. Only one person could bathe first while the others waited for the second round.
Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo were people who loved cleanliness. None of them were willing to wait with so much soup on their clothes. Both of them argued for a long time about who should bathe first. None of them were willing to give way. Finally, under the mediation of Indigo Phoenix, both of them decided to bathe together.
Zhou Zhiruo felt awkward when she thought about bathing with Zhao Min. Eventually, she invited Indigo Phoenix to accompany them to dissolve the awkwardness. Indigo Phoenix felt uncomfortable after running around for a whole day. However, she didn't want to get involved as Zhao Min and Zhou Zhiruo were arguing fiercely. She wanted to bathe later. Now that she got Zhou Zhiruo's invitation, she was overjoyed and naturally agreed.
Looking at the three ladies running into the room, Song Qingshu couldn't help but picture some erotic images in his mind. He felt his nose getting hot. He quickly shook his head to get rid of those images. It would be embarrassing if he had a nosebleed.
"Qingshu …" The door opened suddenly. Zhou Zhiruo popped her head out and waved at him.
Song Qingshu was delighted. Did they want to invite him to bathe together? He thought to himself, How can I accept this …
"Guard outside the door. Don't let anyone near our room." Zhou Zhiruo's next words quickly pulled Song QingShu back to reality. It turned out that the women were taking a bath together because they were worried about the security of the inn in this shabby town. If someone peeped on them, it would be a great loss. Song Qingshu was highly skilled in martial arts. Moreover, he was someone they trusted. With him guarding outside, they would be at ease.
"Alright, don't worry." Song Qingshu couldn't help but laugh at himself for thinking too much. This wasn't a Japanese movie. How could the plot develop in that direction?
After Zhou Zhiruo returned to the room, she and Zhao Min looked at each other. They felt that the atmosphere in the room was extremely awkward. None of them wanted to take off their clothes first. On the contrary, the Indigo Phoenix was more generous. "If you guys aren't going to move, I'll go in first." She smiled and took off her dress. She stepped into the bathtub.
Zhou Zhiruo and Zhao Min couldn't stand the smell on their bodies. They took off their clothes and entered the bathtub as well.
The Indigo Phoenix's eyes lit up. "Tsk tsk tsk, one of you is as exquisite as a white jade Guanyin while the other is as elegant as an orchid. I feel so inferior."
Zhao Min had always been a cheerful and generous person. After the initial awkwardness, she got used to it quickly. She couldn't help but poke the Indigo Phoenix's chest with her finger. Her mouth opened so wide that an egg could fit in it. "Why are you exaggerating … I'm the one who feels inferior."
The Indigo Phoenix giggled. "The scale of the Princess isn't small either."
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