The sun shone brightly in the sky. No matter how hard it tried, it couldn't wake up the two-legged beasts on the island. It was unhappy and hid in the clouds proudly. Not long after, a clap of thunder woke them up from their dreams.
Ming Xing got up and touched his trembling little heart. He crawled out of the tent to take a look — a huge dark cloud was rushing towards him from the horizon at an extremely fast speed. Oh, how familiar this scene was!
With the bloody lesson from last time, he rushed to his cousin's tent without saying a word. On the way, he met Su Chu, who was hesitating whether or not to go to Gou Liang's tent. The two of them looked at each other, nodded, and ran in the same direction.
He Chongfeng had also been woken up by the thunder. Gou Liang was in a bad mood. Probably because he was drunk yesterday, his temper was especially bad this time. No matter how hard he tried to coax him, he refused to open his eyes.
Therefore, when Ming Xing and Su Chu came in, they saw the tall and cold emperor, He Chongfeng, holding Gou Liang, whose upper body was still half-buried in the sleeping bag. Gou Liang's upper body was completely on his body and was trying to squeeze into his armpit …
Ming Xing shouted, "What's going on?!"
Su Chu, who always remembered that he was broadcasting, coughed and said awkwardly, "Is Ah Feng waking Maimai up? Hahaha. "
He Chongfeng nodded at them and said to Gou Liang, "It's raining. Don't you need to put in the food that you brought back yesterday?"
Gou Liang woke up in a second. He rubbed his eyes and said to Ming Xing, "Why are you still standing here? Hurry up and call the other two to help!"
The fragile simple kitchen couldn't withstand the baptism of the storm. By the time everyone moved everything in the kitchen into the tent, it was already raining.
Gou Liang looked at the sky and said, "This rain might last all morning. Are you guys planning to stay here and not leave?"
Ming Xing said, "Half of this tent belongs to my cousin!" His expression said, "Don't even think about chasing me away."
Gou Liang scoffed as he rubbed his messy hair and said, "Prince Charming, I think I was drunk yesterday. I didn't say anything right?" He carefully observed He Chongfeng's expression. Hmm, he was sure that he hadn't said anything like Shi Yu. Otherwise, Little Lemon wouldn't be so calm today.
However, He Chongfeng, Ming Xing, Su Chu, Cheng Bei, and Zhang Qiaoyi only looked at him silently with haggard faces, not saying a word.
Gou Liang didn't mind and said, "Prince Charming, let's eat fruit porridge today! Two more omelet pancakes. Eh, there are even small tomatoes. Then let's eat a serving of tomato fish and add a fruit tart. What do you think? "
He Chongfeng, of course, is good.
Ming Xing: "Wow, today's breakfast is so sumptuous. Thank you, Island Master!"
Gou Liang: "You're welcome. You're not here."
Ming Xing: "…??"
The other three: "What about us?"
Gou Liang said, "I can barely be considered as Sister Su Chu. The rest of you can go do what you're supposed to do. I'm not here to be your chef."
Su Chu: "I've never thanked my Mama so much for giving birth to me as a girl.
Ming Xing: "Don't. The first time we met, you called me Cousin so sweetly. Don't you love me anymore?"
Gou Liang: "I remember you said who was your Cousin, haha."
Ming Xing: "I was wrong! Island Master, you're my Cousin, alright? QAQ. "
Gou Liang crossed his arms. "Then in the future, who will wash the dishes, pick up the firewood, pick up the drinking water, do the cleaning, and fish?"
Ming Xing replied instantly, "Teacher Cheng and Brother Zhang!"
Cheng Bei and Zhang Qiaoyi: "…" Little Teddy really lives up to his reputation. I really want to hit him.
Gou Anchorman's breakfast was over.
The male gods and goddesses were all satisfied. The spectators who also suffered from insomnia last night seemed to have been injected with chicken blood today — we also want to eat (. -) `ω ′ -)!!
Outside the tent, there was a storm. Inside the tent, a solar-powered camping lamp was conscientiously carrying out its mission of illumination.
Teacher Cheng said, "Actually, I also brought a set of mahjong. I gave it to the crew when we went to the island. Now, are we just going to sit here and wait for the rain to stop?"
Sect Leader Zhang said, "Brother Cheng, you should have brought a set of poker cards. That doesn't take up much space."
Teacher Cheng sighed. "Money can't buy it. I should have known."
Goddess: "Why don't we play a little game? You ask and I answer. We'll go clockwise first, then counterclockwise. If you don't answer after three seconds, you'll be punished. Any question is fine. I'm guessing that the little cuties in the livestream must be asking their male gods to answer quickly! "
Fan group: "Goddess, you know us too well! O (* ≧ ▽ *) ツ "
With the goddess as the starting and ending point, she asked, "Ah Xing, how does it feel to be called Baby Teddy by fans?"
Wow, it's so sharp from the start! The audience in the livestream pricked up their ears.
Teddy: "Of course it's pride! Cousin, can you make the great Island Master stop targeting me like this? "
"I can't." The heartless Wo Feng ignored Little Teddy's grievances and turned to his left. "Xiao Kener, did you have fun these two days?"
Island Master: "Everything else is fine, but don't call me Great Island Master anymore! This isn't Peach Blossom Island, and there's no Guo Jing or Huang Rong here. Just call me Mai Tao or Maimai! " (Inner OS: Calling me Island Master, the original owner doesn't buy it. He hasn't gained negative soul power for three days already!)
His question was: "Brother Zhang, are you wearing underwear today?"
Sect Leader Zhang, who had gone to the stream to take a bath last time, had his underwear washed away and could only wear pants. "… I'm wearing it, thank you! Teacher Cheng, I heard that you're going to remarry, is that true? "
Teacher Cheng: "It's true, I'll invite everyone to my wedding. Xiao Chu, do you have a boyfriend? "
The goddess said, "I want to, but I'm waiting for the right person, haha. Teacher, why did you divorce your ex-wife and remarry? "
"That's two questions," Teacher Cheng said cleverly. "Of course it's because we're still in love. Xiao Qiao, when are you going to marry your girlfriend? "
Sect Leader Zhang, who was once again stumped by the question, said, "… After going through so much, I know that life isn't easy. I'll go back and propose to her! Maimai, have you ever been in love? "
Maimai: "Yes. Prince Charming, how many times have you been in love? "
The bees pricked up their ears and heard their idol say, "Once." Oh, oh, oh, when was that? With whom?! Sister Qing, come out and explain!!!
Wo Feng asked Teddy, "Do you know that I still have the ugly photo of you when you lost your teeth?"
Teddy was frightened. "What do you want?!"
Seeing that Wo Feng was smiling and not saying anything, the stars were all excited. "God of War, please take the photo!"
After Teddy asked the goddess, it was a new clockwise cycle. He took the opportunity to ask Wo Feng, "What do you want to do with my photo?!"
Wo Feng said indifferently, "To ward off evil spirits."
Pfft — Haha, how ugly would it be if it could ward off evil spirits?
Ignoring Teddy's anger, Wo Feng continued to ask, "How many times has Xiao Kener been in love?"
Haha, this question sounded familiar!
Maimai: "Alone."
After a round, he asked Wo Feng again, "Do you love the person you're in love with?"
Wo Feng: "Yes."
Oh, oh, oh!!!
This was breaking news!!!
What made them even more excited was that Wo Feng and Maimai were competing in the cycle.
Wo Feng: "What does' alone 'mean?"
Maimai: "It means that I will only love one person in my life."
"How much do you love him?"
Wo Feng's deep voice was slow and affectionate as he said, "Regardless of good times or bad, rich or poor, in health or in sickness, happy or sad, I will love him without reservation and be loyal to him."
"Will you marry the person you love?"
Maimai: "Of course."
"If your fans are against you ending your singlehood, will you still be with him?"
Wo Feng: "Of course, my fans accompanied me in my youth, and I will accompany him for life."
"What about you? If the whole world opposes you, will you still insist on being with the person you love?"
Wheatley had a blissful smile on her face. "As long as I live, there's nothing that can stand between me and him."
[Ding! Target's affection level has been updated. Current affection level: 81.]
Little Teddy's heart was pierced by thousands of arrows. "When did this happen?!"
The bees: "We want to know too!!"
"Sister Qing, come out!"
"Wo Feng has someone he likes …"
"I want to cry."
"I must have watched a fake Man vs. Wild. This is clearly the scene of entertainment news!"
"I didn't turn on the stream today. No, no, no!!"
"Everyone, be rational. Wo Feng seems to like that person very much. Don't give Wo Feng any pressure. He has his own life."
But the voices of these rational fans were extremely weak and were drowned out by the cries of the crowd!
Maimai: "I'm guessing your fans are crying now. Do you have anything to say to them?"
Wo Feng said, "I'm very happy right now. In twenty-seven years, I've never been this happy."
The bees held back, but after a while, the cries became louder. Sister Qing, come out quickly. We can't take it anymore!!!
On this day, the stream became a vast ocean.
No matter how much the outside world bombarded them, life on the isolated island in the middle of the ocean was still peaceful. The "culprit" Su Chu regretted proposing to play this game a hundred times. It could be imagined that the days after leaving the island would be very lively.
However, they didn't have time to worry about the future.
Today, they were going to cross the river to the second resting place in the center of the isolated island. When they left, Ming Xing and the others didn't even bother to pack their luggage. They nervously pulled out the grass on the stone beach and helped each other stuff the grass all over their bodies. They wished they could grow into scarecrows. On the other hand, Gou Liang and He Chongfeng calmly drank water on the side.
Ming Xing stuffed the grass into his belt and said, "Cousin, hurry up. We're going to walk half the island today. How can we not make sure we're safe?"
He Chongfeng quietly watched but didn't move.
When everyone was finally able to carry their luggage and leave, Gou Liang took out a spray from his backpack. "Oh, did I forget to tell you that I used this grass to make medicine yesterday? You just have to spray it on your body and it'll be fine?"
Ming Xing and the others rubbed the grass on their bodies so hard that their skin broke. "… Maimai, what kind of hatred do you have?"
Gou Liang smiled. "I just think that you guys look very energetic. You don't have to thank me."
The four people sullenly looked at Gou Liang and He Chongfeng who was helping the tyrant.
After three hours of shuttling through the forest, they finally arrived at the river in the middle of the island. The source of the river was four to five meters wide. It passed by a steep stone cliff and suddenly rushed down like a galloping horse. The river channel was more than twenty meters wide. The main stream and the more than ten branches of the white waterfall flowed down. It was magnificent and beautiful! But … Looking at the rolling river and their only means of crossing the river, the tree vines, Su Chu and the other three swallowed their saliva and said, "Mai, Mai Mai, are we going to swing from here?"
They didn't have Gou Liang's ability to grab the vines and run up a twenty-meter tall tree trunk. If they were to fall …
Looking at the rushing river, Su Chu and the others' legs were already weak.
Even Cheng Bei asked with a serious face, "Maimai, is there no other way?"
"We have to cross the river, but there's not only one way to go." Gou Liang said, "This is the closest. If you climb up that tree, you'll be able to see our second camp on the opposite side of the high slope. If we take a detour, we can go to the middle or lower reaches to cross the river. However, I sincerely suggest that you don't do that. "
Everyone asked, "Why?"
Gou · Philosopher · Liang: "Everything in the world is like this. No matter how much you experience, you'll find that the initial experience is the best."
Everyone: "… Then let's go and experience it."
At this time, they didn't believe that there was anything more terrifying than the scene in front of them.
"Ah!!!"
The audience followed the male gods and goddesses to the middle and lower reaches of the river where the current wasn't as turbulent. However, before they reached the shore, the goddesses and their leader screamed!!
A crocodile suddenly jumped out of the water and let out a low warning roar with its chin puffed out. Its sharp fangs seemed to be waiting to bite the two-legged beast that intruded into its territory.
"Ahhhhh!"
"Oh my god, I was scared to death!"
"Luckily, luckily, I was mentally prepared after Maimai told me. Otherwise, I'd be in the hospital right now. My fragile little heart!"
"Mama, it's so dangerous here. Let's go home!"
"… I saw with my own eyes what it means to turn pale. My heart aches for my goddess."
"Wo Feng immediately stood in front of them. How brave, but … Dear, quickly go back. If you get bitten, I'll jump down from the ninth floor right now! (/TД T)/"
"Maimai is so mean. My Little Teddy was so scared that he peed his pants!"
However, Maimai calmly patted Wo Feng's shoulder and looked at the others who were huddled together. "Don't be afraid. If you're not within three meters of them, they won't take the initiative to bite you."
The goddess: "But it, it ran out! pi _ _ pi!"
Maimai shrugged. "That's why I said that it's not suitable for you to take another route. There are only crocodiles here. Further down, there are piranhas, electric eels, pythons … So, do you still want to go down? "
Little Teddy hugged Leader Zhang, who was closest to him, and said, "Then you should have said so earlier. If you had said so, I wouldn't have come even if you beat me to death."
Maimai: "I thought you would be more willing to sacrifice yourselves and let the fans in the live broadcast room see these rare creatures."
Everyone: "…"
The audience: "But we don't really want to see it. My heart aches for our master QAQ."
Fortunately, Wo Feng patted Maimai's head and stopped his crazy behavior in time. Maimai said regretfully, "The most worthy thing to see on my island is these animals. What you're doing now isn't called survival in the wilderness. It's called breeding greenhouse babies."
Leader Zhang: "… I'll admit that I'm a greenhouse baby."
So they went back the way they came, and the conscientious crew filmed these rare animals in the holographic tools placed on the island. The fans were addicted to watching these animals in fear and excitement.
Once again, they returned to the upstream waterfall.
Teacher Cheng: "I don't think I've lived for forty years as long and painful as this trip."
The goddess trembled. "Maimai, but how do we get there? T T。”
Maimai pointed with her finger.
They saw an obviously man-made iron chain crossing the river appear in front of them.
Ming Xing broke down. "Why didn't you say so earlier? My feet hurt!"
Mai Mai: "You guys were the ones who asked me first if there was any other way to go. Tui (? ^?)."
Wo Feng, who obviously saw the iron chain and let Maimai do whatever he wanted, glanced at him and said, "He's not responsible for your life."
Ming Xing: "… Aunt, tell me he's not my cousin. (> ﹏)
Although the crocodile was intimidating them, they were still scared when they stepped onto the platform. Even with the help of the crew's professionals, it still didn't reduce the pressure in their hearts.
The goddess: "I've lived for almost thirty years, and I just realized that I'm afraid of heights."
Little Teddy, who was really afraid of heights, was already squatting on the ground and refusing to stand up. "I also just realized that I'm afraid of water."
But no matter what, they still had to go to the "execution platform."
Their luggage first — they had stocked up a lot of food in the past few days, and their backpacks had been added to six vine-woven bags of different weights.
Then, Maimai was the first to go, giving them a good demonstration. Wo Feng was the last to go, giving them more courage.
The safety slide fastened the iron chain. Teacher Cheng, who was the second to go, had acted in many action dramas before, so he was quite steady. But the three behind him, the goddess, the leader, and Teddy, closed their eyes and slid to the other side, screaming.
"I saw my star's tonsils. _ (: з _ ∠) _"
"Tonsils are nothing. My goddess screamed until she lost her voice … My heart hurts."
"The leader didn't scream and kept his mouth shut, full of masculinity … If only he didn't cry, it would be perfect. Crying with laughter. "
"The person above is inhumane. I can't believe you can still laugh. I cried when I saw this!"
"Wo Feng is still so handsome today — which little vixen stole Wo Feng!!! Sister Qing, it's been twenty-four hours. Is the PR department dead? Dead?! "
"Don't remind me of such a cruel thing, okay?"
The live broadcast continued, and the bees were both sad and happy.
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