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Choking with sobs. Novel
Qing Yutong's guess was indeed correct, Ye Hua had indeed experienced the world of three before.
As the sky gradually darkened, the seven of them rested on the grass not far from the roadside and started a fire to barbecue.
Of course, the job of hunting was handed over to the two flashy guys, so it was much easier with their underlings around.
They could do a lot of manual labor.
Ren Yao was already used to it. There was nothing wrong with being a lackey, as long as it felt glorious. That way, it would be balanced.
Yang Haotian was thinking that since even an expert like Ren Yao was willing to be a subordinate, it was even more so for him, a Dou Zun, to be a subordinate.
The five women were lying on the chairs, and there was a small table in the middle with drinks on it. The two men acted as servants throughout the entire process.
While eating the skewers, Qing Yutong suddenly said, "Let me test you guys on a question."
Yang Haotian: "…"
Ren Yao: "…"
When the two of them heard this, they instantly lost their composure. Asking this question every day was simply too shameless. It should not be logical at all.
Moreover, he had to be laughed at.
The other four women were already preparing to laugh. It was too interesting. Look at their expressions.
"Do you know why mice can fly?" Qing Yutong asked with a smile on her face, and that smile of hers could be said to be the smile of a devil.
Sure enough, Yang Haotian and Ren Yao were dumbfounded when they heard this question.
Can mice fly? Did I boast to the heavens?
Yang Haotian and Ren Yao shook their heads, indicating that they had no idea.
"Idiot, it's because after a mouse eats an immortal pill, it can fly. So stupid."
"Hahaha." The other four women immediately laughed and cooperated with him.
The two men had bitter expressions on their faces. Your question is illogical, right? If you have the ability, come and make it logical.
Qing Yutong immediately asked again, "Why are snakes able to fly?"
Yang Haotian immediately raised his hand. Hehe, if I can't answer such a question, then I'll go eat sh * t.
"Speak."
Yang Haotian said proudly, "That's because the snake also ate the elixir of immortality."
"Wrong, because the snake ate the mouse."
Yang Haotian: "…"
"Hahaha, you idiot." Ren Yao immediately pointed at Yang Haotian and began to ridicule him.
Yang Haotian instantly felt bad. The tender laughter of the five women resounded under the night sky. Who knew how happy they were.
Qing Yutong paused for a bit, then continued, "Why can eagles fly?"
Ren Yao immediately raised her hand. It was too easy!
"Because the eagle ate immortal pills, mice, and snakes!" After saying that, Ren Yao started to feel proud. 'Look, I've sealed off all your paths. I'm still the smart one. As expected of a guardian, I'm too quick-witted.'
"Eagles have always been able to fly." Qing Yutong laughed out loud, then held onto her stomach and laughed out loud.
However, the depressed Yang Haotian pointed at Ren Yao and shouted, "Haha, idiot, haha, idiot!"
Ren Yao's face was full of embarrassment.
You guys are too much. You're bullying me. I'm not going to play with you anymore. That's what my mum said.
After the daily teasing, everyone enjoyed the delicious food and the warm weather in the south.
It was so comfortable.
However, at this moment, a strange sound rang out. It sounded like footsteps.
The five women heard it, but they didn't care and continued to enjoy it.
With a Dou Zun and a Luo Dan who could pinch a Zhi Zun to death, what was there to be afraid of?
This was an invincible team. Whoever came would die.
From the darkness, three men walked out!
From a glance, one could tell that these three men were not good people. There were swords on their waists, and their faces were sinister.
"Big brother! Beauty! "
"Big brother! Beauty, beauty, beauty. "
"I'm not blind, I don't need you guys to remind me! Also! We are launching a sneak attack, why are you guys shouting so loudly! Are you guys sick in the head! "
Originally, Qing Yutong and the others weren't curious. However, after hearing this kind of conversation, they became curious.
They loved to see people who were sick in the head.
Yang Haotian and Ren Yao looked at the three of them with a stupefied face.
Seems like these three people are brothers!
However, it's a pity that they have such brains!
"Such a good plan was ruined by you guys!" Big brother said angrily. He didn't hide anymore and directly stood out.
However, his leg seemed to have been tangled by a tree branch.
Plop.
His entire face smashed into the grass.
"Hahaha!!!" The five women instantly collapsed from laughing. Even Yang Haotian and Ren Yao were laughing endlessly. Are these three ordinary people here to be funny? If they are here to rob, can't they be a bit more imposing?
"Big brother! Why are you lying on the ground! "
"Big brother, don't be afraid, we can win!"
Second brother and third brother hurriedly helped big brother up.
Fortunately, it was night time right now, and the "redness" on big brother's face was covered.
"Leg! Leg! Leg! "Big brother is really convinced, my leg is tangled!
Second brother took a look and saw that big brother's leg was tangled.
Clang!
Second brother immediately pulled out his saber, "Big brother, I will help you chop it off!"
Third brother couldn't help but remind, "Second brother, the sky is dark right now, don't chop off big brother's leg."
"Hahahaha!!!" Even Bret was laughing until his stomach hurt. I have never seen such a weirdo before.
Big brother's face stiffened, "No! I will do it myself! "
"Big brother, believe in my saber technique." Second brother patted his chest and said, appearing to be very confident.
Third brother couldn't help but say, "Last time big brother let you practice saber technique, look at the result! You chopped off both ends, but you couldn't chop off the middle. "
"Big brother, believe in me, this time, I won't make a mistake!"
"Scram!"
"Alright."
Big brother had no other choice, he had already lost his face, he could only start from his imposing manner!
What is imposing manner! That is, the instant the saber is pulled out, I will be able to display a terrifying aura and scare the other party.
The imposing manner of the little brother pulling out the saber just now doesn't count.
Big brother stood up with great difficulty and held onto the saber hilt with his right hand. Looking at that group of people from the corner of his eyes, he was actually still laughing.
I will make all of you unable to laugh in a moment!
Look at big brother's saber technique! I will shock all of you!
Clang!
With a flash of silver light, big brother pulled out his saber and raised it up high, then sized up that group of people!
Hehe! As expected, all of you were shocked by my saber technique, are you afraid now? You even dared to tease me just now, you are simply courting death. Later on, I will kill those two men and keep the beauties for myself.
"Big brother, you …" Third brother looked at big brother and said intermittently, as if he had seen a ghost.
And when big brother turned around to take a look, fuck!
Second brother could be seen holding onto his neck and looking at his big brother with a face full of shock, seemingly saying, big brother, even if my saber technique isn't good, you don't have to do this.
Qing Yutong and the others were indeed stupefied, when this fellow pulled out the saber just now, he conveniently cut off his little brother's neck!
This is simply too shocking, why is there such a thing happening, this is too shocking!
Qing Yutong felt that this little brother's saber technique isn't good, this big brother's saber technique is the same as well.
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