Lord Jiu was on the verge of tears.
Qing Yutong was very puzzled, what exactly is this Ninth Master doing? He secretly disguised himself as a waiter and looked as if he had just eaten sh * t.
"How about playing dice?" Qing Yutong suggested.
"Whatever the beautiful lady says." Ying Kangshi smiled faintly. The moment he thought about grabbing onto Ponytail and attacking crazily, he was secretly delighted.
Qing Yutong laughed lightly, "It's just that it's boring if there are too few people."
Liu Bi smiled and said, "I can do it too."
"How about we call him along as well?" Qing Yutong pointed at Jiu Ye with her delicate index finger.
Jiu Ye was about to collapse … I really want to cry, but the person who wanted to cry even more was the other waiter. You guys actually ordered an old waiter, and not a young fellow … could it be that the taste of beauties nowadays has changed?
How could Lord Jiu agree? He hurriedly said, "Sir, I have to go to work."
Liu Bi threw a bundle of red notes and said, "I'm familiar with the boss here."
Lord Jiu was also afraid that if he continued to refuse, his scheme would be exposed. "Alright."
But there were at least sixty bottles here. Which two bottles were drugged? F * ck! This woman was a devil. Nothing good ever came out of meeting her!
"If you lose, you will lose a bottle." Qing Yutong said tenderly.
Ying Kangshi gave her a thumbs up and said, "Beauty, you're so straightforward. One bottle it is."
He saw that Ye Zizi had already opened a bottle and was drinking it first as a sign of respect.
Burp ~
Looking at Ye Zizi's appearance when she burped, it was so adorable that everyone was about to explode. Ying Kangshi couldn't wait any longer. Little loli, my love ~
The five of them were playing dice, and they were drinking bottle after bottle. Soon, half of the bottles were gone. Lord Jiu drank about ten bottles, and he didn't know if he had drunk poison. He felt unwell.
It was all their fault. Why did they come here to drink? If they didn't come, the two bottles of wine they had just brought would have been drunk by this target.
Although it was fine to drink the wine, as long as he cast a spell, he would instantly die on the spot. If the master cast a spell now, he would definitely die!
Which two bottles were they?
Because he was worried about the poisoned wine bottle, Lord Jiu was not in the mood to play the game. But because he was not in the mood to play, the chances of him losing were higher, so of course, he drank more.
Not long after, the wine bottles on the table were emptied. Just who was it that drank those two bottles, Jiu Ye also did not know, but he knew that the probability of him being the one that drank those two bottles was higher …
"This beer is boring, serve it white!" Qing Yutong snorted.
Ying Kangshi couldn't wait to get them drunk. Therefore, he simply used the liquor with the highest alcohol content. Of course, he didn't drink it one bottle at a time. Instead, he drank it in small cups.
Other than Jiu Ye, those sitting here were either old monsters or people with systems. Of course, there were also two cultivators. The pitiful Jiu Ye was probably going to cry himself to sleep in the toilet. Why did the immortals call a mortal like him to join in on the fun?
Ye Zizi was a little bored. It was not as exciting as' I stab you and you stab me '. She was playing with Ying Kangshi's Zippo lighter.
Lord Jiu could no longer hold on and was the first to fall. The others were like drinking water.
The drunk Lord Jiu revealed a gratified smile. He must have dreamed that he had completed the mission.
"Beauty, you've lost again." Ying Kangshi chuckled. However, it was strange. This woman had already drunk quite a bit. Why wasn't she drunk?
Qing Yutong snorted, then looked at Ye Zizi who was playing with the lighter, then said, "Handsome brother, your luck is not bad."
Qing Yutong could be seen standing up, then filling up the beer for herself, then filling up the beer for Ying Kangshi.
However, right at this moment, Qing Yutong seemed to be a little unstable. She swung her delicate hand, and a small cup of liquor spilled onto Ying Kangshi's crotch.
Ye Zizi was startled. She swung the lighter in her hand, and it just so happened to land on Ying Kangshi's crotch, "Big sister Qing, are you drunk?"
"Fire! Fire! Fire! "Ying Kangshi was a little stupefied. Who doesn't stupefy when his crotch is on fire?
Ying Kangshi immediately patted his crotch.
Ye Zizi turned pale with fright, "Don't panic, I'm here to save you!"
Ye Zizi could be seen pouring the liquor on the table.
Pu!
The fire became a little more ferocious. Liu Bi hurriedly prepared to save Ying Kangshi, but Qing Yutong pushed him away with her delicate hand and shouted, "Let me do it!"
The 10cm high heel directly stabbed towards the fire!
"No!!! Ah!!! " Ying Kangshi let out a miserable scream. However, his scream was drowned out by the music, and adding that it was at a corner, who would look at him?
"Zizi, quickly come and help me." Qing Yutong stepped on Ying Kangshi's crotch with all her might. Meanwhile, Liu Bi was lying on the sofa, unable to move at all as he watched his young master being humiliated.
Ye Zizi's body was rather short, and thus, she stood on the sofa and stepped on the fire.
Ying Kangshi who had fainted was woken up by the pain, and he just happened to see Ye Zizi's foot landing on the fire.
"Don't …" Ying Kangshi felt that his crotch seemed to be missing something, and it felt empty …
"Don't speak, Zizi is here to save your life." After finish speaking, Ye Zizi ferociously stepped on Ying Kangshi's crotch, and Ying Kangshi immediately fainted again. Just how big of a grudge do you have against my crotch? Furthermore, you are not saving my life, you are trying to take my life!
The rescue was still going on, and after stomping on Ying Kangshi ferociously for around 5 minutes, the fire was finally extinguished. Qing Yutong wiped off the sweat on her forehead, "Luckily, no one was burnt."
Ye Zizi sighed. "He was too careless. If it weren't for the two of us, he would have been burned to death."
Liu Bi felt that he could control his body again, and he pounced towards his young master, "Young master! Young master! Wake up! "
"Quickly bring him to the hospital, we can only help him to this point. Zizi, let's go." After finish speaking, Qing Yutong pulled Ye Zizi and left.
Walking out of the bar, the two of them shook their eyebrows, high-fived each other, and hopped back to sleep.
Hmph ~ How dare you tease me, I will stomp on you ~
In the bar, Liu Bi looked at Young Master's crotch. It was dyed red with fresh blood. It was probably a mess of flesh and blood. No! No! He had to go back and get treated!
Liu Bi carried Ying Kangshi on his back and left quickly. Lord Jiu, who was originally drunk, immediately opened his eyes. If he did not pretend to be drunk just now, who knows how much he would have drunk.
But when he squinted his eyes and saw them being violent, he couldn't help but touch his crotch. It was too cruel! A living person was trampled into a cripple by them …
Thinking about how those 10cm high heels pierced into his body, that kind of sour feeling … I reckon that only my target would be able to experience it.
Now is not the time to think about this, I have to report to my master, please don't use any magic …
After changing his clothes, Lord Jiu immediately returned to his room and sent a message to one of his masters, "Master, the poison … seems to have … been drunk by me …"
After waiting for a long time, his master finally replied.
"… …"
Lord Jiu was a bit stupefied, I don't understand what these 6 dots mean?
But no matter what, I still have to report back the message that I just received.
"Master, although the target did not die, his balls exploded."
Lord Jiu's master clearly did not react to what Lord Jiu said, and was still thinking about what the word 'balls' meant. After a long time, he replied, "What do you mean?"
Lord Jiu wanted to give this master of mine a new definition. You don't even understand this … Don't tell me that you are still a virgin?
"The target might have become a eunuch right now."
After finish speaking, Lord Jiu waited for a reply. As long as the target doesn't scold me and give me the antidote, it will be fine.
"Little Jiu, well done!"
Looking at the reply, Lord Jiu was very stupefied. What is going on?
"What do you want? Tell me! Anything is fine! "
Lord Jiu was stupefied, this might be a blessing in disguise!
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