What kind of person was Xu Yun? He was the former instructor of the Dragon Brigade's Yan Long Special Forces. Even Oolong, who had the worst language talent, was proficient in Chinese, English, and French. He also knew a thing or two about the other five languages. Xu Yun was even more so. Other than his mother tongue, he was also proficient in English, Russian, French, Japanese, German, Spanish, Korean, Thai, Portuguese, and more than ten other languages. He even knew Esperanto, which was created by Dr. Zaimenhoff on the basis of the Indo-European language family. There were only a thousand native speakers of Esperanto in the world, and those who could speak it fluently were at most a few hundred thousand!
How could English be worth mentioning?
Even difficult English songs like "Yao Yao, Check Ke Ke, Kang Mu's North Nose Is Enough to Eat Dog, Gaeta O 'Hare Feeding Hook, Aye Raybati Too Old ~" were easily recited by Xu Yun! How could he not understand the shoddy American English of a third-rate foreign director? What a joke!
"Sister Zhiling, don't be so hard on yourself. I can understand English. " Xu Yun knew that Ling Zhiling had good intentions. He also hoped that they could end the shooting of this commercial happily. This way, he could explain it to Zuo Meiyan when he went back. However, he hated this feeling. This feeling of foreigners looking down on Chinese people.
Perhaps it was because of his background, but Xu Yun was especially sensitive to this point. In the long history of Hua Xia, there were painful memories of being bullied by foreign powers. This was something that no Hua Xia person was willing to talk about. It was also something that no Hua Xia person with a conscience would forget. Although the world was peaceful now, that was under the premise that the other party was friendly and polite to them.
To make an inappropriate analogy, a person who violated your hospital's rules and raped your chrysanthemum would think highly of you because you were strong. However, his descendants would think that their father had raped your chrysanthemum and would look down on your descendants. What would your descendants do then? Those with a fiery temper would definitely explode back. Even if they had a good temper, it would depend on who they were dealing with.
While Ling Zhiling was dumbfounded by Xu Yun's "I can understand English," Xu Yun had already said to Director Pierce in fluent English, "Put away your arrogant attitude. You're here to work for Mr. Isolda, and we're here to give Mr. Isolda face. Our identities are really different, but it's not like you're higher than me. It's just that I'm high and you're low. Understand? "
Pierce's expression was instantly stunned. He didn't expect that the low-quality actor in his eyes could speak such fluent English.
"Just because you don't know English, does that mean you're uncultured? Haha, what kind of joke is this? I think those who don't know Chinese are the ones with low standards! Mandarin was the most spoken language in the world! Most of the people were native speakers of Chinese! Whether it's English, French, or Russian, it's all because we learned the most difficult language in the world. It's not because we think highly of you. " Xu Yun's English was indeed enough to kill a level 8 professional super translator. "Compared to French, which doesn't say seventy-six, but says sixty plus sixteen, and Russian, which is tongue-twisting, your English is really too simple. Your country is a country of immigrants. Do you know why English is the national language? Because your average IQ can only learn the simplest language. Dear, don't look down on Hua Xia people. It's not that Hua Xia people can't learn English, it's just that they don't care about it. If they want to learn, they only need to spend three years in high school from the age of 15 to 18 to reach the fourth level that many of you Americans can't pass. Their vocabulary is several times higher than that of you Americans. They can use 'f * ck you' to make up more than a dozen curses to curse you until your ancestors crawl out of their graves. Understand? "
Pierce's eyes were as big as a cow bell. Ling Zhiling's jaw almost fell to the ground. Her English was not bad, but her brain couldn't keep up with Xu Yun's pace. If it wasn't for Xu Yun's accurate pronunciation, she might not even understand.
Meanwhile, the translator sitting at the other table dropped the spoon in his hand. He had to admit that in his eight years of working as a translator, this was the best English-speaking person he had ever seen in the world! He really suspected that he was the one who created this language!
"Don't use your ignorance as a personality." After Xu Yun finished his last sentence, he calmly took a sip of the milk tea on the table and continued in English. "If you want to talk about the advertisement, we can continue to talk. If you want to find your sense of superiority, then I'm sorry, I won't accompany you."
There was a type of person in the world who was the most terrifying. They were the people who drove the domestic BMW 316 and still found their sense of superiority. Obviously, Pierce was such a person. He felt that he was so good after shooting some advertisements for luxury brands. He didn't know that even if he shot a luxury brand advertisement, it was only an advertisement. It could never be compared with Spielberg's Raiders of the Lost Ark. It was the same logic as the 280,000 yuan domestic 316i couldn't be compared with the 2.7 million yuan imported 760Li.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I take back what I said before. You are a high-quality person. You let me know how smart Hua Xia people are. " Pierce was really shocked by Xu Yun. He really didn't expect the young man in front of him to refute him in such fluent English. If he had a debate with him, he was sure that he would be the one who lost.
Xu Yun raised his eyebrows. "Then can we start talking about the advertisement?"
"Of course, of course." Pierce nodded. "Let's talk while eating."
Xu Yun smiled slightly. "Do you want to drink? Did you learn from our Hua Xia people? Does everything have to be decided at the dinner table? "
Pierce didn't understand the meaning of Xu Yun's words. He looked at Ling Zhiling blankly.
Ling Zhiling finally breathed a sigh of relief. She smiled and explained to Pierce, "Mr. Pierce, Xu Yun meant that our Hua Xia people have a 'wine table culture.' That is, a lot of things can only be decided by drinking. If you don't eat and drink, you can't talk about it."
Pierce nodded in realization. Then, he said to Xu Yun, "I can drink, but I'm not used to Hua Xia's white wine. I prefer whiskey."
"I also like whiskey." Xu Yun nodded. "But you have to pay for the drinks here. Originally, I thought that this nearly 200 yuan meal was expensive enough. At the same price, Gold Leopard's buffet has more variety than this! "
Pierce immediately snapped his fingers to his interpreter. "You help me go to the room and bring down the whiskey I brought."
The interpreter didn't say anything. He wiped his mouth and left.
Pierce shook his head helplessly. "I hope you don't mind. I brought my own drink because I bought whiskey ten times in Hua Xia. Eight times, the taste wasn't quite right."
Xu Yun nodded. "You're right about this. There's no other way. We Hua Xia people are smart. The whiskey you drink, we Hua Xia people only need a little industrial alcohol and coloring."
"Oh my god!" Pierce was instantly dumbfounded. Industrial alcohol? That was enough to kill someone.
"It's okay. Don't worry about your body. We Hua Xia have a lot of young men and young girls who drink fake alcohol in bars every day. They're all living well. You won't have a problem drinking eight or ten times. "Xu Yun said with a smile.
This really made Pierce confused.
Ling Zhiling had no choice but to help. "Mr. Pierce, he likes to joke. Please don't mind him. Hehe, let's talk about the shooting of our advertisement. "
"Okay, then I'll express my point of view now." Pierce also moved away from Xu Yun's chatter and started to talk about his advertising concept.
After talking for a long time, Xu Yun summed it up with one word: sexy!
Because the word Pierce used the most was "sexy". Every time he said "sexy", he would be so excited that he would dance and cover his chest. After his interpreter brought down the whiskey he brought all the way from America and had a drink with Xu Yun, they chatted even more enthusiastically.
Because most of the actions described by Pierce were particularly sexy and seductive, Ling Zhiling found it hard to accept for a while. Xu Yun also felt that this foreigner was up to no good. When he said that he needed Ling Zhiling to show off here and there, his eyes shone with a green light and he was quite excited.
After the three of them finished eating, Pierce directly invited Ling Zhiling to his room for a chat. He said that he wanted to show Ling Zhiling her posture during the shooting and give her some pointers first.
Ling Zhiling wanted to refuse, but she didn't know how to. She couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed.
Xu Yun certainly couldn't ignore this at this time. "Director Pierce, if that's the case, I think I should go with you. After all, the person who will cooperate with Miss Zhiling will be me, not you. If only her actions are elegant and seductive, and I'm like a block of wood, I'm afraid it's not suitable, right? "
Pierce frowned and looked at Xu Yun. He was speechless at Xu Yun's lack of tact, so he was a little impatient. "Mr. Xu, as a man, I want to say that as long as Miss Ling's performance is good, you only need to act as yourself because I believe that no man can resist Miss Ling's seduction. So you don't need any pointers. I just want to remind you not to be too involved during the shooting. After all, it's an underwear advertisement. If you have a man's reaction, I'm afraid it's not okay. So, before the shooting, think of a way to solve it. I don't mind you spending money to find a woman. "
Xu Yun and Ling Zhiling were dumbfounded by his words.
Xu Yun was surprised. "Mr. Pierce, what do you mean by spending money to find a woman? I don't quite understand …"
"Oh, Mr. Xu, there are a lot of women in Hua Xia for sale. At least there are a lot of them in this hotel. As long as you are willing to pay, they will naturally help you solve the problem. " Pierce looked proud. "Haha, and I think their skills are very good, enough to make your legs weak."
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